BWha, I'm a poet and didn't know it

[Thunderchief]

I thought you know, times in warcraft should have more er well, poetry

I'm starting a forum for all you budding poets, all you professor putricide's out there who have(plenty of ooze for me to use)

So on this forum i'ld like to see plenty of poems and comments on them all warcraft based, good bad etc, just something a little different and to start off, here is one of mine

Ode to gear score

‘Twas summers a day in Dalaran
The Kirin tor’s big floating city
and Across the sky it did pan
And in this fair magical city
Lived a human Warrior called Seeban

Seeban was a warrior as strong as all could be
He’d defeated massive Foes like Malygos, Sapphiron & KT
With His mighty axe that loken dropped he hunted for more foes
and with his mighty armour looted from Naxxramas covered him from head to toes
In his glory he did bask which foe next will it be

But suddenly his was attention caught by a powerful mage
“looking for more for ICC” was what this mage did say
and with killing the Lich king he was sure his story would have another page
and with the evil cast on this world the LK was sure to pay
so he made his way to this mage it didn’t take an age

“greetings mage in am strong, I am the warrior Seedan
I’m more powerful than anyone you need me in your plan
That LK has been a scourge on this world and surely he must pay
Let me assist you so we can bask in this glory on this fine summers day
But Seedan did not brace himself for what was next raise
And What the mage was about to say to him was to put him in a daze
And they the reply it then did come from that powerfull mage
“WTF dude, your gear scores like 4000, f**k off you noob”

[Everlightly]

lol, nice one, liked the end part, 3 cheers

[Thryri]

“WTF dude, your gear scores like 5500, f**k off you noob”

fixt

[jai151]

A congealing mass of steam emitting offal
Rising to twist the stomach to knots
A crying emits from the belly of all
Choking and screaming their whys and why nots

He's better than me, they cry and they spew
Degrade, despise, we know what's best for 'em
Like sitting around in old Satan's pew
Listening to the official WoW forum.