How the Twillight Hammer got Onyxias head back.

[Atica]

Little story i made, enjoy!

King Varian Wrynn: So what brought you to seek audience with me, the king?
Disguesed Twillight Hammer Cultist: Your Majesty, im a scientist, and im currently making a diabolical plan...erhm... project on dragon heads.
Varian: And What do you want from me?
Twillight: Me, and my fellow cultist friends...uhm..research team would be really greatful if you could give us some dragonheads. Completly unidentified dragonheads that you may have lying around. We are not thinkig of any particular head.
Varian: Hmm...Dragon head....did i have any dragon heads....?
Twillight: To be more specific, any black dragon head would be appreaciated my king. We are not looking for any particulary head tho.
Varian: Dragon heads..nah i dont think i have any.
Twillight: Are you sure? When i think of it, it would be great if it was a black female dragon head.
Varian: No, i got nothing.
Twillight: Any black female dragon who is a daugther of a dragonflight leader and whose name begins with an "O" would be really great! Were not looking for a special identified one tho.
Varian: Now when you talk of it, i do remember slaying a dragon like that. I think i placed the head on a wall in my living room.
Twillight: Would your kind Magesty maybe donate this to my evil intentions...erhm, science project?
Varian: I dunno about that...i was kinda gonna impress jaina with that head...
Twillight: I will pay you.
Varian: Still not enough.
Twillight: can i trade it with a blue dragon head?
Varian: Nah, the black color goes really well with the color of the room....
Twillight: Can i trade it with this kermit the frog costume?
Varian: Its a deal. Pleasure doing buissness with you. May i ask you exactly what youre gonna do with this head?
Twillight: Oh, nothing intressting really....no evil ritual of reviving or anything. No gross cultist shit or whatever. I have no connection with Deathwing what so ever. And i did not pee in the moonwell.
Varian: Okay whatever you say! You have a good day.
Twillight: No, you have a good day, sir.

Also see:
Why Shadowmourne doesnt have a special title
The Tirion and Bolvar dialogue - what really happened

[Deleted]

I want to laugh at it...but meh

[tazojin]

Mehhh.. the only bit i found funny is Kermit the frog.
Incase people wondered, this is how it will most likely happen
[Banned for posting Cataclysm Leaks]

[Szyrex]

7/10

[DaGhostDS]

Incase people wondered, this is how it will most likely happen

thats probably a gnome trying to summon a demon.. again..

[Thesphinx]

Not really all that funny, to be brutal.

But yes, it seems to me Onyxia is going to get saved by an attack on Stormwind. Not that it makes sense, however, because if you could just bring someone back to life by saving their body, then every bad guy, including the Lich King, would be rezzed over and over.

[Hendrixstorm]

thats probably a gnome trying to summon a demon.. again..

Gnome warlocks: The downfall of humanity. Who could have guessed?

[Mammoth]

WTF are you talking about. I gave Onyxia's head to Thrall! It's in Orgrimmar. Well it was... We put it on a spike by the front gate to show it off. Was all great for a while but then it vanished! Maybe that was Deathwing.

[Lolretadin]

Not really all that funny, to be brutal.

But yes, it seems to me Onyxia is going to get saved by an attack on Stormwind. Not that it makes sense, however, because if you could just bring someone back to life by saving their body, then every bad guy, including the Lich King, would be rezzed over and over.

But why would you constantly bring back a bad guy?
Bad Guy 1 and Bad Guy 2.
1 wants to kill everything, 2 wants to rule everything.
Bad Guy 2 dies, Bad Guy 1 benefits.
Bad Guy 1 dies, Bad Guy 2 benefits.

[berree]

Not really all that funny, to be brutal.

But yes, it seems to me Onyxia is going to get saved by an attack on Stormwind. Not that it makes sense, however, because if you could just bring someone back to life by saving their body, then every bad guy, including the Lich King, would be rezzed over and over.

Maybe she will be like the frostwryms in northrend with no memory of there past lives. but who knows

[Cultoviac]

And i did not pee in the moonwell.

made me smile. A little!

[Maegord]

Doesn't this violate the NDA?

Now it does. So why did you bump it?
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Agh!

[Jarhead]

We were talking about this in guild chat the other day. Our theory ended up with Onyxia's return being connected to the warlock that you now hand in her head to in Stormwind.

[Bbsbästa]

Sorry, but not that funny tbh.

[Nöx]

They got it the same way we got it inside stormwind:they stuffed the head down their backpack obviously.

[Powerogue]

nothing! they don't get onyxia's head back. ever. how do you get these silly ideas. *pats down ground to remove all traces*

Mehhh.. the only bit i found funny is Kermit the frog.
Incase people wondered, this is how it will most likely happen
[Banned for posting Cataclysm Leaks]

well crap!!! *edits out everything*

[darkriver41]

I flew into Stormwind and stole it.

Honestly, the imaginations on some folks...

[Zonas]

Actually from what i came to understand blizz is playing Onys death as if she was never alive in WoW, and that Varian already had her killd and her head as a trophy.

Somone mentiond in a thread a while back how parts of the new Stormwind lookd like it was attackd with fire and claw marks.

Possibly a raid of dragons stormnd in and took it. Maybe it was Nef or Deathwing himself.

[Atica]

They got it the same way we got it inside stormwind:they stuffed the head down their backpack obviously.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...adofOnyxia.jpg

I wonder how it fit the backpack... xD