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Yo momma so fat that when she walked by your room she blocked the screen and you missed your LFR queue.
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2013-04-14, 09:07 PM #241Deleted
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2013-04-14, 09:12 PM #242Deleted
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears [Festive Pink Dress], she looks like the Dalaran Bubble.
Back in TBC when the Dalaran was still a Bubble
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2013-04-16, 03:05 AM #243Mechagnome
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yo momma is so ugly she went complaning to ghostcrawler about current AV and he said go crawl back into your cave.
oooooohhh yo momma yo yo yo momma
HAKUNA MATATA... IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS
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2013-04-16, 02:27 PM #244Immortal
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Yo momma's so ugly, Garrosh kicked her out of Orgrimmar.
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2013-04-21, 10:30 PM #245Grunt
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rofl. these are funny
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2013-04-22, 09:02 PM #246Deleted
Your mom is so fat when she passes by the pc i missed an entire expansion pack
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2013-04-22, 09:04 PM #247Bloodsail Admiral
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly, Gruul invited her back to his place.
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2014-06-06, 12:58 AM #248Deleted
Yo mamma is so fat, if she uses [Elixir of Giant Growth] the whole server will crash.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I prepared her meal I got 1-600 cooking.
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2014-06-06, 06:36 AM #249Deleted
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on The Black Temple (link achievement) she turned it into The Sunken Temple (link achievement).
Last edited by mmoc5666a87f76; 2014-06-06 at 06:43 AM.
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2014-07-11, 09:12 AM #250Keyboard Turner
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Yo momma so fat, she did a cannon ball and flooded thousand needles.
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2014-07-11, 07:03 PM #251Immortal
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Your stonemother is so fat she has her own faction is still the best.
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2014-07-11, 07:07 PM #252Scarab Lord
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Yo mommas so fat, my chain lightning hit her 3 times.
Yo mommas so fat, when I shadowstepped her, I got a loadingscreen.
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2014-07-11, 07:08 PM #253Dreadlord
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Your momma's so fat, when she logs into Anetheron, the server status -actually- says full.
Originally Posted by Myobi
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2014-07-15, 12:15 AM #254The Patient
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That, sir, is epic. Lmao. Originally Posted by Buutch
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2014-07-15, 12:24 AM #255Brewmaster
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Your mom is so fat that Blizz had to implement phasing.
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2014-07-15, 12:25 AM #256Stood in the Fire
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Your momma is so fat mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
BLOOD DPS. Never forget. Still campaigning to get you back, babe.Really sucks if they start to limit their vision for an expansion just to get the next one out faster.
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2014-07-15, 12:26 AM #257Warchief
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Yo momma's so pretty that Norzdomu would probably take her on three very nice dates before attempting to tap her because of her charming personality.
Is this where the header goes?
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2014-07-25, 05:00 PM #258Herald of the Titans
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Yo momma is so ugly, she's considered a Sha of Uglyness.
Yo mamma is so scary, even Garrosh respects her.
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2015-05-04, 05:48 AM #259Keyboard Turner
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Yo mama so ugly, not even the lich king would bring her back.
Yo mama so fat, she can clear a whole Mage table with a single right click.
Yo mama so fat, she gets the world explorer achievement every time she makes a new character.
Yo mama so fat, she did Spine of Deathwing, and broke it when she landed.
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2015-05-04, 08:56 PM #260Deleted
Have you heard about a day of eternity? Once every Hundred thousand years, Malfurion goes to Mount Hyjal to sharpen his crow form beak. He does this by scraping his beak over the mountain, scraping off a few specs of dirt Once the entire mountain is worn down, a single day of eternity has passed.
It is estimated that, if the every inhabitant of Azeroth wrote 100 books per year, each book with 500 pages, each page with 500 words, it would take a day of eternity for every day in a year of eternity before everything has been said that can be said in those book combinations in one language.
And that still wouldn't be enough words to describe how fat yo momma is.
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