Best WoW yo momma jokes!

[Last Starfighter]

Yo mama so fat, I just farted

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Have you heard about a day of eternity? Once every Hundred thousand years, Malfurion goes to Mount Hyjal to sharpen his crow form beak. He does this by scraping his beak over the mountain, scraping off a few specs of dirt Once the entire mountain is worn down, a single day of eternity has passed.

It is estimated that, if the every inhabitant of Azeroth wrote 100 books per year, each book with 500 pages, each page with 500 words, it would take a day of eternity for every day in a year of eternity before everything has been said that can be said in those book combinations in one language.

And that still wouldn't be enough words to describe how fat yo momma is.

Now that was awesome.

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Yo mama so fat, I just farted

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Now that was awesome.

I basically ripped it off from Randall Munroe.

[mizeri]

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Yo momma so fat her flying mount is Dalaran

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yo mma so fat shes a star

[endersblade]

I'm pretty sure by page 6, all the jokes had been told and everyone is just repeating them now because they aren't bothering to read through the thread.

[caboomdoom]

Yo mama so fat, she crashed the world servers on WoD Lauch.

[Lord Pebbleton]

This thread got necroed but it's still good.

Yo momma so big, when she cast Army of the Dead, all we heard was a lot of muffled screaming...

I died. I DIED.

[BatteredRose]

Yo mama plays WoW.

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Yo momma so fat that her in-game model is still downloading since vanilla