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    Best WoW yo momma jokes!

    Post here your best WoW yo momma jokes!
    I'll start
    Yo momma is so fat, Even bran bronzebeard hasn't explored her yet!

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    Yo momma is so fat it takes two warlock portals to summon her.

    I heard that a long time ago and it made me giggle. :c
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyou
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    I tried doing yo momma, but it said Instance is Full

    I tried doing yo momma, but additional instances cannot be launched



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    Yo mamma is so ugly that Princess Theradras is afraid to look at her
    Quote Originally Posted by SkillOverKill
    That's like Darth Vader arguing to Luke that "The Death Star really isn't that great, sure it blows up planets on a 75 second cooldown, but the weakness is that while blowing up a planet it isn't blowing up any other planets, unless they are in the same solar system, and if they are LoL L2Play stuipd planets....being in the same solar system! hah!"

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    Re: Best WoW yo momma jokes!

    in /2 spam was:

    your mama is so fat, a rogue who shadowstep her will lose connection. (Or have to zone. - can't remember)
    :
    though i don't know yo ma
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    Your momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.




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    Re: Best WoW yo momma jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by damntree
    Your momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.
    :-X
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyton
    :-X
    there's nothing wrong in that sentence. Illidan is a HE

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    Yo momma SO FAT, she uses Deathwing's chin as shoulders!

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    Re: Best WoW yo momma jokes!

    It was named Black Temple until yo momma sat on it, then it became the Sunken Temple!

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    YO MOMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT IN THE BLACK TEMPLE IT BECAME THE SUNKEN TEMPLE.


    .....Yeah..
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    Your momma so fat she sat on the [Black Temple] and turned it into [Sunken Temple]!

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    Yo mama's so fat that chain lightning hits her three times.

    Always gets me 8)

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    Re: Best WoW yo momma jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nostradamuss
    Your momma so fat she sat on the [Black Temple] and turned it into [Sunken Temple]!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lumon
    YO MOMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT IN THE BLACK TEMPLE IT BECAME THE SUNKEN TEMPLE.


    .....Yeah..
    I win!

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    yo mommas so fat even illidan isnt prepared

    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah View Post
    Congratulations to Egypt, who after many wipes over a very long raid lasting most of the week, resulting in some very close attempts earlier this morning, has finally downed Mub'arak, earning a tribute to insanity. Now that they have completed trial, will Paragon beat them to the punch in ICC? Only time will tell. According to a very credible source, some of the loots included liberty, freedom of speech, and, most importantly, the internets.

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    your momma is so fat that when she stood infront of kael'thas he proclaimed that the line he was in was merely a setback

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    Yo mama is soo ugly, when she went to the crowded lands and it became the ghostlands!

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    same joke 3 times in a row lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Milkcow View Post
    seems like your good old GM wanted to dip his sausage in the buttercup!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ewenastra View Post
    balance problems goes back to pacman

    cmon, one pac man 4 ghosts? he had to take drugs to beat them

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    Yo mama is so fat her 4pc set bonus was fries and a coke!

    Yo mama so fat she tried to pop sprint and still ran at normal speed!

    Yo mama is so fat a DK tried to use Deathgrip and got a Hernia!

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    Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, she launched Deathwing through Deepholme and caused the cataclysm.

    Yo momma's so fat, that the place she farted, is now known as Un'goro crater.

    Yo momma's so thin, she makes the female Blood Elves look fat.

    Yo momma's so ugly, the orcs tried to use her to feed the pets, but even they didn't want her.

    Yo momma's so ugly, even enslave demon wasn't enough to enslave her.
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