Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

[otinar]

Kids wear Superman pijamas...Superman wears a Chuck Norris one

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE.

[Solidseal]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[Paidan]

Some people go down Niagara falls in a wooden barrel for fun, Chuck Norris goes up it in a cardboard box.

[Slavemaker]

Every night the Boogie-man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris - Fact.

Every night Chuck norris checks under his bed for Genn Greymane.

[Archimand]

mankrik's wife once insulted chuck norris she is now known as beaten corpse

[flay1221]

Some say Chuck norris' tears cure cancer..
Shame he never cries.

[heckton]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

[Rincewind the Wizard]

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

[Sindrave]

Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won !

[camovehia]

70% of human body is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' body is his penis.

[johnllt]

There are no tornadoes, Chuck norris just hates trailer parks.

[Mindmaker]

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[Londonforce]

Chuck Norris once traveled back in time to the assassination of JFK. He saw the shooter from the grassy knoll take aim. Chuck Norris threw himself in front of the speeding bullet just in time, performing a perfect roundhouse kick which collided with the bullet, sending it flying away.

...JFK's head exploded in sheer amazement.

[Fogsworth]

Chuck norris can drown a fish

Acualy anybody can do this by simply pulling a fish backwards through the water.

Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck norris uses tabasco sauce as eye drops
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

[kampfer]

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

[kampfer]

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is cause by God pissing his pants.

[Schinto]

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

[kampfer]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and papaer clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

[Sindrave]

Chuck Norris lost both of his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.