Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

[Azranas]

Chuck Norris can get into pugs without linking achievments or gearscore.

[Silenteyes]

Chuck norris doesn't fail, he epically fails

[Buzzo]

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[Sin3671]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

[poir]

They once did a Street Fighter game featuring Chuck Norris.

However, the game wasn't released because pressing any button resulted in anything but a roundhouse kick.

[nethariel.]

leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. chuck norris can kill 100.0 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

[Argaros4175]

Chuck Norris wears Martin's Fury

[cpwlrd]

When bruce banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, When Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

[Mestofiles]

What happens if Mr. T and Chuck Norris walks into the same room? The room will explode, because no room can handle so much awsomeness

also:

Iceland doesn't have a vulcano eruption. Chuck Norris is having a BBQ

[sanrio]

They once named a street in Houston after Chuck Norris, but had to rename it a week later because people kept dying. As it turns out, you can't cross Chuck Norris and live.

[Deleted]

Chuck Norris'tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.

[Fanos7]

Chuck Norris was expected to place gold in the 2008 swimming competitions at the Olympics, even though he doesn't swim. As soon as he would jump in the pool, the water would move out of his way and he would walk on the pool floor.

[Kileak]

A few months ago, Chuck Norris did his jump-rope training while on vacation in Haiti.

[Menkey]

ugh, I was never a big fan of the chuck norris quote phase...but there were a few that made me laugh at the time, this one was my favorite.


Children piss their names in snow, Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.

[Azranas]

Chuck Norris was expected to place gold in the 2008 swimming competitions at the Olympics, even though he doesn't swim. As soon as he would jump in the pool, the water would move out of his way and he would walk on the pool floor.

gratz on your first post being complete shit

[Nesingwary-Eliada]

1. Every time you make a Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris dies a little. Save Chuck Norris by stopping.

2. The only things cooler than Chuck Norris are breasts, massive explosions, fighter jets, sandwiches, James Bond, robots, television, beer, shotguns, zombies, toast, pizza, the Die Hard movies, Cuban cigars, strippers, coffee, forming a convoy with strangers on the state highway, the director's cut of Alien 3, chainsaws, video games, hockey, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the governor of California, that "aw jeez not this shit again" picture that dude linked, th- okay... listen people there are a lot of things cooler than him and cooler than these really... really... dumb jokes.

3. Contrary to popular believe, one day Chuck Norris WILL die and with him will go all of these terrible jokes the internet seems to think are hilarious.

[PopCorn]

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

[Doddilus]

[Xpace]

Facts?

Chuck Norris jokes started to get widespread attention all over the Internet in 2005. That's 5 years ago.

The Gearscore addon that's most commonly used today finished its Beta phase in June, 2009. That's almost a year ago.

Both are stale, retarded topics.

Facts.

[veltins]

chuck norris doesnt eat honey, he chews on bees.