Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

[Wesz]

Lets all quote our favourite movie lines:

I love the one from Batman where the Jokester says "why are you serious?"

[G_PoWeR]

TV Show:

Death Note - I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs

Movie:

Star Wars - It's a trap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

[Elementium]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5iTpleCndo

This.. is my BOOMSTICK!



Shop smart, shop S Mart.

[The Core]

"Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most." - Silence of the Hams. (Yes hams.)

[Zehlkatur]

"Nothing in this world worth having comes easy" - Scrubs

"Aaaaaaaaaand then" - Dude where's your car?

"Whenever I'm sad I stop beeing sad and become awesome insted, true story!" - How I met your mother

"Curaheeee!" - Band of Brothers

[Deleted]

Epic fail guys, this should've been in the first post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea7YNBo9dq4

[Rudnick]

A bit old, but still one of the classic movie lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

[Kebab]

Epic fail guys, this should've been in the first post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea7YNBo9dq4

So true!

[lzsg]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove

"Here's Johnny!" - Jack Torrance, The Shining

(Jules still wins, though)

[Bbrewin]

"Your bed is a Car!"
"Yeah but its a Fucking sweet car"
-Grandma's Boy

"So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"
-Eurotrip

[Kofisan]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, for good is dumb." -Spaceballs
"There are only 2 things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch." -Austin Powers: Goldmember

[Kidoeng7]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

Rayburn from Man on Fire 8) 8) 8)

People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

Archie from Rocknrolla movie 8) 8) 8)

[Deleted]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" -Dodgeball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXP9yoc4VY

[Eruantien]

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government. Hairs are you aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into your brain.

This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."

- Danny

[Panoramixe]

"It hurts a lot to bend, but at least I've made a friend"
Anyone an idea which movie this is from?

[Solus]

"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker" - John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard.

[Zanalicious]

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzB...eature=related

I find this quote to be awesome. The movie sucks though...


Also,

"Did you notice the sign right in front of my house that says ´Dead nigger storage?´. That's because it aint there, because storing dead niggers isn't my fucking business, that's why!" - Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-7f7vVCqvI

[MorbidShadows]

"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits." -Fight Club-

"I waited for justice but justice did not come." -The Lovely Bones-

"Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where the fuck are the God damn Twinkies?" I HATE coconut. Not the flavor, but the consistency." -Zombieland-

"Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part." -Remember Me-

"If you could hear me, I would say that our finger prints don't fade from the lives we've touched." -Remember Me-

Just a few there but that will do as not to sound so long winded :P

[muffinboy]

"Your like a cockblocking robot build by the goverment in a secret underground lab" Zombieland ..... VOTE THIS!

And "I saw once a light, light that faded away, i hoped to go to heaven, but no one gose there anymore" dont remember this movie's name

[Hessie]

You cock-juggling thundercunt! - Blade Trinity

Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Princess Bride

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. - Back to the Future

Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a British Accent. - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

It's a trap! - Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you. - The Matrix: Revolutions