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    Tank Jokes

    Anyone know some good Tank jokes? Was just in a heroic and now I wanna see if you all know any good ones.


    I tanked your mom last night, by the way.
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    Re: Tank Jokes

    A tank walks into HoR, stays, and tanks it flawlessly...

    oh, wait...

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    I don't get it. You start out saying you want awesome jokes...

    but start off with a your mom joke.

    The last time your Mom jokes were funny was from before your Mom had you.

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    I was being a smart ass, nothing more. So yeah. Gimme jokes. Pretty please~.
    Meep~

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    <Random tank joins the group, preferably DK>
    'Is that your tanking gear?'

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    Re: Tank Jokes

    Whats the difference between God and a Tank

    God doesn't think he's a tank.

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    So, this group joins an instance. The DPS promptly says "gogogogogogo", then pulls without waiting for a response.

    The Tank, who is a Paladin and has yet to buff himself takes two steps backwards and buffs himself while watching the dps get slaughtered. He then picks up the mobs and tanks them flawlessly. The group proceeds on as normal and clears the instance getting two emblems of frost and completing their chore for the day.

    Why is this funny?

    Because the dps died.

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    ... because we're the biggest threat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Moaradin
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    This thread just "Tanked"

    /thread
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    Chuck Norris tried to tank once. Long story short, there have been a few setbacks since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivion
    So, this group joins an instance. The DPS promptly says "gogogogogogo", then pulls without waiting for a response.

    The Tank, who is a Paladin and has yet to buff himself takes two steps backwards and buffs himself while watching the dps get slaughtered. He then picks up the mobs and tanks them flawlessly. The group proceeds on as normal and clears the instance getting two emblems of frost and completing their chore for the day.

    Why is this funny?

    Because the dps died.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOo6...eature=related

    god i love when that happens
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    Agreed with Prince, rofl! I'll admit, I've done that before.

    LolChuck.
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    DK tank: Good day to you sir, I was just wondering - what is that peculiar looking piece of equipment you hold in your hands?..
    Warrior: This, my rotting friend, is a S-H-I-E-L-D. The concept is as old as the weapons themselves - you block attacks with it. But you wouldnt know much about it being a corpse and all, now would you?...
    Dk tank: *Eye leaks out*
    Warrior: Exactly!

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    Re: Tank Jokes

    Their Dungeon ques.

    'Nuff said
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    Everyone's insane but me...
    Everyone's insane but me...
    Everyone's insane but me...
    Everyone's insane but me...

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    Re: Tank Jokes

    What do you call a cranky bear druid?

    CanTANKerous! BOOM TISS!

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    A paladin gemming strength.

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    A warrior who gemmed int for TC crit

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    What do you call a druid with maxed weapon skills?

    Bored!




    Er, he's a bear druid. It's relevant.

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    So I'm a prot pally, right?
    Guys, this fight is a tank and spank.
    I'll just throw down a consecrate to tank it, and spank it while you guys fight the boss.

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    Re: Tank Jokes

    how many tanks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    none because if they mess up once they call every 1 in the house a noob and leave

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