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  1. 2010-06-09, 07:12 AM #1
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    Weakest attack if it were real life

    The other subject about what the most painful attack would be if it were real made me think about what would be the most pathetic,

    Rogue kick. Seriously some featherweight kicking me, i'd knock him right out. Done.

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  2. 2010-06-09, 07:13 AM #2
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Conjure Refreshment :>
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  3. 2010-06-09, 07:14 AM #3
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Sheep or Curse of Tongues
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  4. 2010-06-09, 07:14 AM #4
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Most painful attack, otherwise soothe animal, or find treasure would probably win. Just attacks.
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  5. 2010-06-09, 07:15 AM #5
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
    /s
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  6. 2010-06-09, 07:15 AM #6
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Corruption. So many politicians are infected with it and they seem to be doing just fine...
    Q. Why are there so few female politicians?
    A. Because it takes too long to makeup on two faces
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  7. 2010-06-09, 07:15 AM #7
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Quote Originally Posted by Theriat
    Sheep or Curse of Tongues
    Are you sure? being turned into a sheep? i mean, physically turning into a sheep? that wouldn't hurt?
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  8. 2010-06-09, 07:16 AM #8
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Soothe animal (It's a real life spell that has a 97% fail rate)
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  9. 2010-06-09, 07:16 AM #9
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Quote Originally Posted by draynay
    LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
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  10. 2010-06-09, 07:16 AM #10
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Curse of tongues, although it would be kinda cool to speak demonic for awhile. and or soothe animal

    Most powerful? Fuckin Ascend to the Heavens
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Most powerful- Aimed Shot with 100% arpen. I would be shooting fuckers through the planet.

    Least powerful- Flare... Seriously just get some thermal/night vision goggles and your set.
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  12. 2010-06-09, 07:24 AM #12
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Taunt

    If you taunt just anybody, they won't react. If you taunt the wrong guy, he'll smash your face in.
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Quote Originally Posted by Voij
    Taunt

    If you taunt just anybody, they won't react. If you taunt the wrong guy, he'll smash your face in.
    Not if its a paladin taunt
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  14. 2010-06-09, 07:27 AM #14
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    i'd say death grip would be a pretty scary taunt though, "get over here!" would leave someone pretty disoriented.
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Splash.
    "Care about 'er? I love her! I'd kill everyone in the world and myself if she wanted it!"
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Taunt might hurt someones feelings though.

    Wind Shear feels like something that wouldn't hurt anyone
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    a cold wind is horrible though. Thoroughly unpleasant.
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  18. 2010-06-09, 07:30 AM #18
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Quote Originally Posted by Negridoom
    Splash.
    Ohh noooooes, Magikarps of Doom!!!
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    LOL! It's definately any kinda of magic, because as we all know, magic does not exist!
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  20. 2010-06-09, 07:32 AM #20
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    Re: Weakest attack if it were real life

    Sentry Totem
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