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[Daieon]

Wow. He really asked if you wanted a dick pic. I just... that's the best thing I've seen today. I'd say get the whole convo and throw it on WoWbash lol.

[DocQuantum]

I must be doing it wrong: I've only ever had one level 1 alt contact me.

My 'lock was in Wintergrasp waiting for the battle - and a gnome rogue lands right next to me. Not wishing to wait for the inevitable stealth -> Cheap Shot -> etc., I DoTted him up and destroyed him (it really seemed like he didn't know how to play).

Few min. later, I get a whisper from a level 1 with almost the same name: "I just wanted to fish!"

I pointed out that on a PvP server, in a PvP zone, just before a PvP event, landing next to someone of the opposing faction probably wasn't the brightest move.

(I must admit a moment of weakness, though: I gave him some pointers on where to fish in WG more safely.)