like zomg nab atak

[nrross]

OMG!!! so fed up wit nabs.im not nab teh phakt dat i sae imnot is evidens imnot. sum of u wll hve cum akross nabs b,ut thre i loads on my server.so cheque dis i Get a grup togther fo teh weaklie, witch wus patchwerk an tis warr says "i can tank" so i let him in. HE HAS 25K HP UNBUFFED?!?!?!?

so i liek kikc him frm te grop so he strts wispin me,askign why i kIkc'd him. I SAE "ZOMG LOOK AT UR HP YOU NAB SCUM". i AM dsp
and i haev 28k unbuphed.i meen wut do it sae abut teh wow playabase wen peupul tink 25k is enuff to tank naxx10,he onyl had liek 2 bits of t9., i cudnt beliv it./ BUT GET TIS > he goes on to tell me howe naxx is liek entry llvl an can be dun in blooz, den sum shit bout how naxx is "t7" so to eckspect him to haev t10 was rong.

nao iV'e neva vbeen to naxx b4but i pretie shure he lies. I SAY TO HIM FROST=T10 AND TRIUMPH=T9,THERE IS NO T7 YOU NAB. t7 must be from burning crusaed. so fed up wit idots in ilvl 226/232 ger thinkin dey is good enuff for rayds. i kall'd him a gae and ignoared him.


ten dis stupid boomkin joins....he haz dat trink from broophest teh 200lvl one on. his oter gar was teh gewd,full 264 but im leik "UR TRINK SUCKS DOOD, HAS SUM SELF RESPECT"HE CUD GET emblem one. KNOW WAT HE SAAD TO DIS?!?!?!?! he says that an ILVL 200 trink is better thn teh 245/254 emblum trinks....so im liek gief him a maths lessun. i say "YO FULL,200 IS LESS THAN 245.DONT TRY TO MESS WIT ME,NOT ON TEH WEAK I STRTED TEH 8 TIEMS TABLE I GOT A GOLD STAR". he thgen leik tryin to say ilvl is a reltavly usles stat and sum gae bout howe teh other stats on teh itum is moar importnt as they decide performnce an not teh itm lvl. well guyz,tis pnt i herd enuff. i say "go upgraid dat trink or i no inv u". he saes "but i wud lose dps doin tat".

TIS RIGHT PEEPS,HE THINKS HAEVIGN A HIGHR ILVL ITEM COULD BE A DOWNGRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so anyway i get teh grup[ tgher and we is hittin pachwork.i stood in teh green rivr to get moar rage and teh nab healrs didnt heal me. total fail grop guiz. i call'd them they is gae and left. gaem is too casual thesedais.

[Mindmaker]

Okay.

[DakeshiSB]

you're trying too hard

[Graverot1991]

Bad, bad, bad attempt of trolling...

[parkerlynne]

nabs are the most delicious snack crackers ever.

now go away.

[DeltrusDisc]

you're trying too hard

Way too hard.

[Neeka]

My eyes imploded.

[Deleted]

I tried reading the first line... I gave up.

[Herecius]

I give this a negative letter C out of 10.

That's how terrible this trolling attempt is. It's a -C/10. It's so bad it broke ratings.

[Asur]

I tried reading the first line... I gave up.

Indeed