(H)(Steamwheedle Cartel) Raffles International - Recruiting shake up

[Anivia]

<Raffles International> the notorious /trade peg and lucky heather merchants, home to the anchors of “Dalaran News”, wipe artists, and possibly the owners of the most distasteful guild chat on Steamwheedle Cartel [EU] are recruiting! We are looking for healers tanks and DPS for progression raiding however levelling alts and total new people to the game are always most welcome. Countless heroics, TBC and Vanilla raids and progression are always going on throughout the day, night and weekends, and some bizarre RP involving an underwater Warlock squad. Just in case you didn't know about our raiding techniques….

Raffles first and foremost are a guild who like to raid rather than a raiding guild, which are casual, friendly and somewhat offensive and hilarious. Our raiding times are often erratic, unorganised and spontaneous although we raid roughly 3 or 4 times a week. Our attitude towards raiding is that we are people who value having a laugh over serious progression, although we do have the ICC lower spire and two thirds of the Plagueworks on farm. So for our raid teams we're looking for people with the following qualities:

(1) Ignore raid warnings, spam in /raid and shrieks over vent on tactics/bloodlust/move out of the fire/purple Vimto/ice fire/hole/balls of stuff moving violently towards you
(2) Able to 1 shot most bosses, however wipe multiple times on the gunship due to over excitement that we are on a ship… in the air… with jet packs… until the following macros are spammed and shouted JET PACK TEAM GOOOO/ JET PACK TEAM GET OUTTA THERE!
(3) Communicate in beeps and Morse code over vent rather than speaking
(4) Happy to persevere throughout individuals screaming and shrieking over vent at exciting things happening or mini egg related ~dramaz~ and things totally unrelated to the raid until your speakers blow up

If you think talking in caps and abusing your fellow guild mates is amusing, if you have the inability to understand any mechanics of this game, and you're up for a laugh fill in our application on our forums or talk to one of us in game.

Many thanks!

Anivia
<Raffles International>
Steamwheedle Cartel EU