Place yer bets: The Ironforge Casino (CRP)

[stalling]

what if everyone wanted to be a secret agent?
how would you'r characters fare in a room full of villains, con-men and drunks all looking for the big score!
this IS a CRP so it can be as silly as you want, just as long as it makes people laugh.

Skylar arrived outside of the casino in his Eastvale-martin dbx racing horse and dressed in an all black tuxedo.
He tossed the reigns to a dwarven valet and went inside.
straight to the bar.

[Black Mage]

Arygos had no time for this woman in eccentric clothes, he needed to get to the casino to waste his life's fortunes!

Go go gadget dragon form!

[Aramore]

Vetreth drove off the Ironforge Airfield on a Mekgineer's Chopper. As he fell he fired dual blunderbusses and scream at the top of his voice.

Just as the Chopper was about to land on the ground he got into a flying machine and crashed through the front window of the Casino and parked his machine on the top of the Poker table.

"Time to earn me a new chopper!"

[stalling]

Skylar barely noticed all the ruckus: he was to busy with his shamanistic dry martini, shaken not purged.

[Valakin]

Bob, the ghost of a fruit vendor, suddenly was made alive again. He was so happy he started [censored] the wall.

[Aramore]

Vetreth arrived at the slot machines and began to play them.
Within five minutes he had lost nearly five hundred gold.
I can't afford this! he thought to himself. He looked at his sword. A plan!

Raising his sword and using every ounce of his strength he swung his sword cleaving the Slot Machines...


... only to have his sword bounce back at him as he narrowly avoided a decpitation.

He looked closer at the machine. A lebel on the botom right read "100% Saurfang Cleave Proof!"
Damn, now I have to play fairly?

[Reynolds]

Barley entered. He sat down, and placed a quarter into the slot.

One Gnome head

Two Gnome head

One deranged Tauren eating a banana.

"DAMNIT!" Barley yelled. He punched the machine down.

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He picked up his drink 'Twilight Dew', and turned on his WoWpod. Lady JainaJaina was playing. "I hate Lady JainaJain!

[stalling]

Two Slavic yet dwarven guards approached the raging warrior.
"excuse me sir but ze pit boss has an eye on you, stop eet or you weel be dealt with."
meanwhile 00-skylar was busy dancing with his main squeeze: ivannaroleplayalot
"oh james" she moaned.
"wtf, james?" said skylar.
"uhh err, yeah" stuttered a drunked ivannaroleplayalot
"pshh I ain't no other man" said Skylar, dropping her and heading to join vetreth at the slots.

[Valakin]

Blackjack did backflips into the casino. He saw a man slashing a slot machine and said "Here, let me help you with that." and set it on fire. Then he headed to the blackjack table.

[Reynolds]

Barley was right behind. "I bet it all!" he said, throwing in one copper.

[Aramore]

Vetreth began to look at the slots. An idea occured to him.

"I heard from a friend that if the slot machines become full they explode showering you with money! I also heard that it takes one million gold coins to completely fill a slot machine... where am I going to find one million gold in a casino?"

[Black Mage]

Aryogs jumped onto the table, dancing the polka dance.

[stalling]

getting bored with the slots Skylar entered a baited breath, bet it all poker match with some random black guy, a blood elf with a French accent that cried blood, and a smoking hot nelf named vesper, but she was a bit emo for him so he peaced, back to the bar.

[Aramore]

Vetreth changed his mind. "The sign said Saurfang proof, not Vetreth proof!" he mused.
He began to swing his sword at the slot machines, dodging the returning blows.
"This is just like tanking ICC on normal! How easymode!" He shouted out with excitement, neglecting to mention he had not yet defaeted Marrowgar on ten man. Those pesky bonestorms just ripped his arms off every time.

[Black Mage]

Arygos made a disturbing popping sound and jumped off the table, going to the bar to drink some cranberry juice.

[Aramore]

Suddenly Vetreth flew through the air landing on the bar.
"Well that was interesting..."
He looked over and noticed a member of the Blue Dragonflight.
"Well met" he said to him.

[Reynolds]

Barley took off his shirt. ((Gnome party on hellscrem US, if any of you wanna join.))

[Aramore]

((Damn my EU account ))

[Reynolds]

He kicked over the table and began dancing.

[Black Mage]

Arygos turned to Vetreth and said "Big purple poppy" and sipped his cranberry juice.