So hey, the Blizzard 2010 writing contest is up and announced so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone:

a) Hopefully save Metzen some grief
b) Hopefully save fanfiction.net some grief.

Therefore I offer to you gentlemen (and those pretending to be ladies) part one of my multi part series on how to not suck monstrous ass at writing fan fiction:

http://vromrigrad.blindhunter.com/

Chow down.