News person: With With the American president resigning the Americans will be a more Dire threat.Control must be maintained [random thunder] there must always be a president!(disapears)
HilliryClintion:The weight and press coverage of such a burden it must be mi-
Bolvar:Hilliry! You hold a grim destiny sister - but it is not your own.
Bolvar:The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the president's pin in my hand, Hilliry forevermore I will be president of the United states.
Bolvar:You must Hilliry you and theses Jurnalists have done enough for this country, let this last act of service be mine.
(pin floats and ataches to Bolvar, Oval office rises up in Icepiller, with Hilliry out side)
Bolvar:Now go and never return!
I see... only darkness....wait... theres some light and seems to be getting brighter... is that the ligh- !!Blam!!" Raiding news: Goblin Car flys into air during explosion in the direction of Northrend so watch your heads..."
Because I might as well do this one.
Tyrael: Without Diablo to rule over them, the demons of hell will raze the world. Control mys be maintained. There must always be a Lord of Terror.
Deckard Cain: The weight of such a burden, it must be mine. For there is no other who...
Deckard Cain: Bolvar! By all that is holy, how did you get in this game!?
Bolvar: The powers of the strongest beings of Azeroth sealed my fate. The World of Warcraft can no longer comfort me. Place the soulstone in my hands, Cain. Forvermore, I will hold the power of the Prime Evils within me.
Deckard Cain: No, I cannot. You don't belong in this-
Bolvar: Do it Cain! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
Deckard Cain: You will not be forgotten, Bolvar.
Bolvar: Of course I will not be forgotten! With the powers of the Lich King, Deathwing, Sargeras, the Xel'Naga, the Queen of Blades, and now the Prime Evils-
Deckard Cain: Loot stealing sunuva...
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My turn! My turn!
Demo: I see....only heavies.....before me...~dies~
Soldier: Without this maggot, the Red team will win the game! Our streak must be maintained, there must always be...
Announcer: 5 minutes left in the mission!
Soldier: 3 captures!
Spy: Such an honor, it must be mine to get!
Scout: SPY!! Yo, you hold a great achievement on your back freaking idiot.
Spy: Scout! Oh marde...
Scout: The Atomic Punch...sealed my fate. The world of the touchables can't freaking look at me!
Scout: Drop the intelligence Spy. We only need one more cap.
Spy: But I want to cap.
Scout: Do it dumb-ass! You can't stealth anyway!
Announcer: The enemies intelligence has been dropped!
Announcer: The enemies intelligence has been taken.
Spy: You will be shot for this.
Scout: I must be shot at!I want the chuckle heads to see the misses.
Scout: Tell them only that the Scout capped the intelligence, and make sure to back stab the medic.
Scout: NOW LEAVE THIS BASE! AND KILL THE ENTIRE TEAM! WOO-HOO-HOO!!!
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omfg, this is the funniest thread I have seen for a long time!
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Hagënti-80 Druid (Tauran)
Its a Jersey thing man, ya gotta be from Jersey to get it. Get it?!
The OP is full of win.
Currently playing: |FFXIV: A Realm Reborn| |Everquest Next: Landmark| |Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft|
Murloc king: I see....only mrglgl.... before me *dies*
Murloc peasant: Without a mrglgl king, all murlocs will mrglgl out of control across azeroth! Mrglgl must always be maintained, there must always be *dramatic splash* a mrglgl king.
Murloc Prince: Such a burden can only me mrglg'd by m-
Murloc Prince: K wtf is mrglgling on here
Bolvar: The dragons flame...sealed my fate. The world of normal speaking people can no longer mrglgl me. Place the crown upon my head. Forever more..I will be.....the mrglggl king.
Murloc prince: Except your like..argh how do i mrglgl this...your a -
Bolvar: Do it Prince! You and these weird fish beasts have you're own destinies to fulfil. This last act of mrglggl....is mine.
Murloc Prince: Right but, I'm the mrglgl prince...everyone is guna be so mrglgl'd out-
Bolvar: No I must be forgotten! Tell everyone that I died and so did the murloc king!
Murloc Prince: This makes no mgrlrl difference, who is this guy anyway?
Sylvanas: I see only darkness... before me...
Val'kyr: Without their queen's command the restless Forsaken will be reduced to sewage workers and cheap house-of-spooks effects. Control must be mantained. There must always be... *Abomination burp* a Banshee Queen.
Liadrin: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine, for there is no other...
*A pile of equipment walks in*
Liadrin: Bolvar! By all that is holy...
Bolvar: The dragons' flame sealed my fate... the world...
Liadrin: Yeah yeah, we've heard it before. What do you want?
Bolvar: Place her thong upon my head Liadrin. Forevermore I will kill random people.
Liadrin: No way dude, I've heard what you've done in the Black Temple.
Bolvar: Oooh yeah...
Liadrin: And you took Atiesh.
Bolvar: That was an accident.
Liadrin: And you got Thunderfury.
Bolvar: I FARMED FOR THE ELEMENTIUM...
Liadrin: I heard you convinced some random noob to sell it to you cheap because it was 'a grim destiny'.
Bolvar: Oooooh, right...
Liadrin: In any case, you can't be a Banshee Queen.
Bolvar: Why not?
Liadrin: Helooooooo? Queen? You're a queen?
Bolvar: It's a bit embarrasing...
Liadrin: What is?
Bolvar: You know how I took Illidan's glaives, right?
Bolvar: Well, my skill... was kinda lacking...
Liadrin: What are you saying?
Bolvar: You know... they slipped...
Bolvar: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! I CUT OFF MY WIENER BY ACCIDENT! HAPPY NOW?
Liadrin: You know what? Keep the thong and go. You're kinda disturbing me.
*Liadrin throws the thong at Bolvar and leaves.
Bolvar: Ooooh, panties...
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