The real Alliance badass hero

[Direshadow]

Let Jaina lead.

She's set everything strait...

[Samelar]

Lame.

Dear:

* Moron
* Loser
* Ganker
* 12 Year Old
* Twink
* Troll
* Nerfherder
* l337 d00d
* Whiner
* Fruit of the Stupid Tree
* Other

You are being flamed because:

* You fell "from the tree".
* You posted post about one word.
* You don't know what is good for you.
* You don't know what is good for us.
* You don't know why do you have d*ck
* You don't know when you were born.
* You posted false information.
* You just plain suck.
* You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
* You are too stupid to argue with.
* You wrote "." after single word.
* You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
* I don't like your tone of voice.
* Other

In punishment, you must:

* Leave this site.
* /delete yourself
* Make some banana bread.
* Shut your ugly mouth up.
* Drink out of a spitoon.
* Fetch me a shrubbery.
* Apologize to everybody on this forum.
* Say "I fucked your mother" to Richard A. Knaak.
* All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:

* Stop stinking up the gene pool.
* Get a life.
* Never post again.
* I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
* Learn to post
* All of the above
* No one Cares

[OoMally]

noice, just don't go all knaack on bolvar

[Deleted]

Bad traductor: Urgh the fans of WoW have killed me!
WoWf ans: And we will reapeaat!
Blizzard: Now who will translate our games!?
Google traductor: Meh, i'm the only who/he/him can do it job good!
Bolvar: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the good traductions and good inglish can no longer comfort me. Place the contract upon the table, Blizzard. Forevermore - I will be the next bad traductor!
Blizzard: Why not?*puts de contract over the table*
In cataclism translation room
Bolvar: The black wing desence... El ala desence negro, Die schwarzen Flügel desence, Le desence noir aile*trollface*
*wow spanish fans facepalm*
*wow deatuch fans facepalm*
*wow french fans facepalm*

[Russelcoight]

hah i love bolvar now. This was funny reading

[Altus]

I would say Magna Aegywnn she who "defeated" sargeras but only just cast him back off Azeroth.

[Deleted]

So epic. Just so damn epic.

[Deleted]

*Horatio leads Tirion away in handcuffs.*

Horatio Laine: I guess for you, it's...
Horatio Laine puts on his shades.
Horatio Laine: ...light's out.
Bolvar: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Best so far! xD Here's my stab at it:

Jorin Deadeye: With Garrosh manning up and becoming Warchief of the Horde, questing in Nagrand will become an even more enjoyable levelling experience. Buzzkills must be maintained...there must always be... -dramatic crack of Nesingwary's hunting rifle in the distance- an Impotent Leader.
Dranosh Saurfang: The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...
Bolvar Fordragon: Dranosh! I was wondering if you'd show up! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own.
Dranosh: Bolvar!
Dranosh: By all that is cliché...
Bolvar: The Wrathgate event sealed my fate...and yours actually. The world of the macho can no longer comfort me. Place the QQ in my quest text, Dranosh. Forevermore, I will be the whiny, little bitch of Garadar.

[Deleted]

Mankrik: Without a wife to love, the restless me will become an even greater threat to the boars. There must always be.. <Lightning> a Mankrik's Wife!
Orc: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine. For the is no ot-
Bolvar: MANKRIK!
Mankrik: Bolvar! By all that is Holy!
Bolvar: The Dragon's Flame, sealed my fate. The world of the singles, can no longer comfort me. Place the ring on my finger. Forever more, I will be Mankrik's Wife!
Mankrik: No old friend, I cant!
Bolvar: You must mankrik! You and these brave females arent made to love eachother. This last act of service... is mine!
Now GO leave our house! And never return!

[Aris]

Leeroy: i see .. only whelps before me... *dies*
Raid leader: Without Leeroy in our raid we might even finish this raid.
The jumping guy: NO , there must always be [Dramatic music] a faggot in our raid!
Number krunch guy: Repeating ofc...
Raid leader: Such a grim destany it mus be mine, for there is n-
Bulvar: RANDOM PLAYER!
Raid leader: Bulvar?? wtf!
Bulvar: I must be that Faggot Random player i dont know the name of!
Leeroy: Yo guys im back.
Raid leader: %#@! thanks aalot Bulvar now he's back...
Bulvar: BUUULLVAAAR FOURDRAGONNNNN!!!!!!! *runs into cave*
Leeroy: LEERROOYS JANKINS!!!!!! *runs after him*

They /brofist and ninjapull mobs happly ever after...

[Siika]

Fail/win?
Win.
Definitely.

[Deleted]

Mankrik: Without a wife to love, the restless me will become an even greater threat to the boars. There must always be.. <Lightning> a Mankrik's Wife!
Orc: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine. For the is no ot-
Bolvar: MANKRIK!
Mankrik: Bolvar! By all that is Holy!
Bolvar: The Dragon's Flame, sealed my fate. The world of the singles, can no longer comfort me. Place the ring on my finger. Forever more, I will be Mankrik's Wife!
Mankrik: No old friend, I cant!
Bolvar: You must mankrik! You and these brave females arent made to love eachother. This last act of service... is mine!
Now GO leave our house! And never return!

rofl, hahahahaha, can´t stop laughing, ouch, stomach hurts, hahaha, ouch...

[SP33D14]

Ragnaros: TOO SOON! YOU HAVE KILLED ME TOO SOON! *Dies*
Raid Leader: Alright, lets see what dropped... Ohh! Sulfuras!
Hunter: such a awesome weapon... must be mine for the-
Bolvar Fordragon: Hunter! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own.
Hunter: wtf????
Lightning is heard echoing through Blackrock as Bolvar walks in, Helm of Domination on his head, Warglaives on his back, holding Atiesh
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame sealed my fate. The cold of the throne can no longer comfort me! Place the Mace in my hand, hunter. Forevermore, I will be the Lord of Flame!
Hunter: wat no
Bolvar Fordragon: Do it, hunter! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
Hunter: i wont 4get u douchebag
Bolvar Fordragon: I must be forgotten, hunter! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today!
Bolvar Fordragon: Tell them only that the raid bosses are dead.
Bolvar Fordragon: And that Bolvar Fordragon gets ALL the loot!
Bolvar Fordragon: Now GTFO!

^Win

[Vasti]

Epic thread is epic!

[Deleted]

Haha awesome!!! +1000 internets to you sir

[Mefesto]

I posted in epic thread

[Sarrior]

My try (don't hit me please)

Darth Vador : Son! Is it... over?
Luke : At long last. No Sith lives forever, dad.
Darth Vador : I see... only darkness... before... me...
Luke : Yeah about that, I forgot to put of the helmet. Oh he's dead.
Random fleeing empire dude : Without its master's command, the rest of the empire will flee like little girls. Control must be maintained. There must always be a Sith Lord.
*Dude flees*
Luke retrieves the helmet of his father and examines it.
Luke : the weight of such a buden... must be mine. For there is no other...
Bolvar Fordragon : Luke! You hold a grim destiny in your hands brother - but it is not your own.
Luke : Bolvar! By the Force...
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the helmet upon my head, Luke. Forevermore, I will be the Darth Vador.
Luke : Dude, I solo'ed my dad, loot should be mine.
Bolvar Fordragon: Do it, Luke! You have your own destiny to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
Luke : God damn it. Ok... You will not be forgotten.
Bolvar Fordragon: I must be forgotten, Luke! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today.
Bolvar Fordragon: Tell them only that the Emperor and Darth Vador are dead. And that Bolvar Fordragon died with them.

*Luke runs to his ship*

Luke : Hey wait a minute, who was that guy?

[Deleted]

Best so far! xD Here's my stab at it:

Jorin Deadeye: With Garrosh manning up and becoming Warchief of the Horde, questing in Nagrand will become an even more enjoyable levelling experience. Buzzkills must be maintained...there must always be... -dramatic crack of Nesingwary's hunting rifle in the distance- an Impotent Leader.
Varok Saurfang: The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...
Bolvar Fordragon: Varok! I was wondering if you'd show up! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own.
Varok: Bolvar!
Varok: By all that is cliché...
Bolvar: The Wrathgate event sealed my fate...and yours actually. The world of the macho can no longer comfort me. Place the QQ in my quest text, Varok. Forevermore, I will be the whiny, little bitch of Garadar.

The Saurfang guy in the Wrathgate isnt Varok, it is Dreanosh

[Deleted]

The Saurfang guy in the Wrathgate isnt Varok, it is Dreanosh

oh fudge! how could i forget!

[bahumut5]

Negridoom: I see... only darkness... before... me *is perma-banned*
Bahumut5: Without its master's example, the restless players who knew gunnerkrigg trough Negridoom will become an even greater treath to this forum
Bahumut5: Control must be maintain, there must always be... *epic lighting on the background* an unusual poster!
Tom Sidel: The weight of such a burden, it must be mine. For I am the creator-
Bolvar: The dragon's flame, sealed my fate. The world of warcraft can no longer comfort me, so I quited. PLace Carver's face on my account Bahamut5, forever more... I will be an unusual poster!
Bahumut5: Look, I would like, but even a moderator can't go in your account and-
Bolvar: Do it, Bahamut5! You and these brave posters have your own destiny to fullfil, this last act of weirdness... is mine!
Bahumut5: Ok man, I can help you if you forgot your password and-
Bolvar: I MUST be forgotten! If the forum is to live free from the boring usual posters... they must never know what was done here today.
Bahumut5: But-
Bolvar: Now go! Leave this forum... and never return!
Bahumut5:...
*Banhammer hits Bolvar for over 9000*

Awww
But I love Negridoom...
Now if only he would be a little bit more nice when he posts and flames others

I lol'd though ^^
I would have totally banned Bolvar if he did that :P

Awesome thread = awesome once again ^^