I don't have screenshots, since I use an addon called Prat, I can copy peoples text. I have over 30 or so copypastas, so I'll post some here.
[18:52:11] [R] [80:Anonymous1:5]: they make me happy in the pants
[21:39:35] [R] [80:Anonymous2:3]: Im going to pound that
[16:36:20] [1] [Anonymous3]: got hit in the head with a 13 inch exploding purple dildo
[00:23:29] [G] [26:Anonymous4]: bein a wife and bein a skank at the same time is an art that i think you can perfect
[17:48:29] [G] [80:Anonymous5]: I'll drop the soap on purpose.
[21:00:11] [G] [80:Anonymous6:4]: You can play with my jingle bells.
[17:25:26] [DG] [53:Anonymous7-Lau]: dont think im ever going to shave my pubs agin. got a ingrown hair right under my ballz and is pissing me off : /
21:33 [Anonymous8]: and one hangs lower than the other...so I get to slap them twice from the right side
[23:10:16] [2] [Anonymous9]: SOMEONE JUST SHIT MY PANTS AND I DEMAND WHOEVER IT WAS TURNS THEMSELF IN!
[22:43:03] [G] [80:Anonymous10]: i dont use lube, i use spit
[21:15:43] [1] [Anonymous11]: when i say i got crabs i mean it literally
[20:05:49] [R] [80:Anonymous12:3]: bout time u got it up
[00:05:05] [G] [80:Anonymous13]: Nah I put out like a cheap legless hooker
[21:23:49] [R] [80:Anonymous14:4]: run out and spread.....ur legs?
All I'm gonna put. Enjoy