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    How Neltharion became Deathwing

    This was started in the "So they want Sword Designs?" Thread and i figured it should be moved .. wasnt sure if it should go here or the RP forums .. so if this is in the wrong place feel free to move it

    Starting tommorrow i shall be Comedy Roleplaying over on the Roleplay forums if anyone who finds this funny should look for me over there


    Thank you to Leeróy for arranging these for us so we can read them in a nice little package .. will continue adding them as we get them


    started with Neltharion the Black saying


    Nozdormu: MS ROLL [Sword of Mediocre, Elemental Awsomeness]
    Neltharion rolls 3 (1-100)
    Neltharion: Fuk
    Alexstraza rolls 97 (1-100)
    Neltharion: Aww come on!
    Ysera: GZ
    Malygos: Congratulations!
    Alextraza recieves loot: [Sword of Mediocre, Elemental Awsomeness]
    Alextraza: Ty
    Neltharion: Duude i totally needed that! thats bullshit!
    Neltharion has left the raid group

    To [Neltharion]: Hey this is Yogg Saron from <Old Gods> we over here think you should totaly join our guild
    From [Neltharion]: Oh Ya? Whats in it for me? You do know im the best DPS around right ?
    To [Neltharion]: Well From our Knowledge, You really want to be a tank, and we can do this for you! We have the best Goblin crafters money can buy ! They will forge the best armor ever right onto your skin!
    To [Neltharion]: We are also the farthest in content. Forget <The Aspects> we own World First!
    From [Neltharion]: NO WAY !? i can be a tank AND get world first ?! . sign me up just let me quit this fail guild

    In <The Aspects>
    [Neltharion]: Im Leaving you scrubs im going to be a Tank in <Old Gods> and get world first
    [Alexstrasza]: W/e nub have fun !
    [Neltharion]: I will #*!*#, BTW you were the worst DPS ive ever seen !
    Neltharion Has left the guild
    [Alexstrasza]: Maybe its because im a healer ? >< oh he left what a nub

    To [Neltharion]: Ready for an invite ?
    From [Neltharion]: No, One second going to get a name change
    To [Neltharion]: ok?
    From [Deathwing]: Ok im back send me a guild invite
    Deathwing has joined <Old Gods>
    [Yogg-Saron]: We raid Tuesday-Thursday 6-10
    [Deathwing]: WHAT !?!? .. i cant make those days ! !%!%!!
    [C'Thun]: Sucks to be you, Doesn't it?

    Later in their raid:
    [Deathwing]: HEAL ME YOGG!
    [Yogg-Saron]: Dude you cant tank worth a !%!%! >_>
    [Deathwing]: Maybe if you could heal me !
    [C'Thun]: You are weak
    [Deathwing]: huh?
    [C'Thun]: Your friends will abandon you.
    Deathwing was kicked out of the guild by C'Thun
    [Yogg-Saron]: Dude, we need him, remember .. the plan ?
    [C'Thun]: OH @%@%!! your right, my bad
    Deathwing has joined the guild
    [C'thun]: hey, im sorry bud .. i loose my temper some times.. don't take it personal or nothing
    [Deathwing]: well .. i guess its ok

    Later When C'thun was recruiting:
    [2. Trade][C'Thun]: The Guild <Old Gods> is looking for mature players! We need all atm. Raiding time is Tuesday - Thursday 6-10.
    From [Cho'gall]: Hey, we should totally merge our Guilds!
    To [Cho'gall]: The <Twilight's Hammer>?
    From [Cho'gall]: Ya.
    To [Cho'gall]: Sure.
    Cho'gall has joined the guild.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: whos that?
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: CHO'GALL!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: YOGGY!
    C'thun has promoted Cho'gall to Officer.
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: Thanks
    [Guild][Deathwing]: why i not get officer rank?
    [Guild][C'Thun]: You are weak.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: -.-
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Sorry Death.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: meh ill log off now cya later
    Deathwing has logged out.
    [Guild][C'Thun]: Oh by the way I heard that <Qiraj> wanted to merge with us too.
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]:
    [Guild][Cho'gall]:

    Deathwing the logged hes alt, Davelprestor, who is a part of <Humans of Stormwind>

    [Guild][Davelprestor]: Heya Bolvar! You should really kick Varian out of the guild
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Why? He's our best dps? :S
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: im better, i can prove it, i can link my dps meter
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Last time you did that you cheat'd with it >_<.
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: hehe sorry about that... but i've seen him ninja [Martin's Fury aka über sword]
    [Guild][Bolvar]: WHAT!?!?!
    Varian has been kicked out of the guild by Bolvar.
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: and Bolvar?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: ?
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: You should invite my lonely daughter Katranaprestor too.
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Did you say lonely?
    Katranaprestor has joined the guild.
    [Guild][Katranaprestor]: Hello.
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Hi lonely woman.
    [Guild][Katranaprestor]:So boys, How are you?
    [Guild][Bolvar] Well uhh mm uhh hmm ya well im good hehe *kicks feet in dirt staring at ground*
    [Guild][Katranaprestor]: Uhhh ok
    [Guild][AudinWyrnn]: That onyxia you know that right ?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Shut up kid you dont know what your talking about .... shes so hawt O_o
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: What did you just say about my daughter?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Shut up davel, what you gonna do about it ? .. go cry in a corner ?
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: DONT MAKE ME GET MY MAIN!!! i'll own you
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Dude i've seen your main .. you suck!
    [Guild][Davelprestor]: I DONT SUCK! YOU DONT KNOW .. YOU HAVE NEVER RAIDED WITH ME ! .. *goes and cries in the corner*
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Exactly
    [Guild][Bolvar]: So, Whats up baby ? *wink* want to go back to my place ?
    [Guild][Katranaprestor]: Hmm well i don't know
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Oh come on you know you want to dont lie to yourself
    [Guild][Katranaprestor]: Well ok i guess i could
    Tirion has joined the guild
    [Guild][Tirion]: /brofist
    [Guild][Bolvar]: /brofist
    Tirion has left the guild
    [Guild][Audinwyrnn]: The *@@! was that ?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Dont worry about it kid

    Back on Deathwing:

    [Guild][Deathwing]: So about that Officer position
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Dude you cant be an officer you JUST joined and you dont even show up for raids
    [Guild][Deathwing]: I DONT CARE I WANT TO BE AN OFFICER !
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: What you gonna do about it? Cry?
    [Guild][Deathwing]: *Sniff*Sniff* no !
    [Guild][C'thun]: Awww da baby need a tissue ? .. dont cry baby i'll get you your nanky
    [Guild][Deathwing]: @%@% YOU C'THUN! IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ! i can totally out dps you !
    [Guild][C'thun]: ok if you think so meet me at the dummies in Temple of Ahn'Qiraj.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Can't you just come to Deepholm?
    [Guild][C'thun]: No dumbass. I dont have legs. And besides you have Wings you will get here fast
    [Guild][Deathwing]:Fine BRT, Cho'gall can you port me to Theramore?
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: 10,000 gold
    [Guild][Deathwing]: F!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*%!*% ><
    An Hour Later
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: So .. DPS Meters?
    [Guild][C'thun]:Recount-Damage Done for Last Fight
    [Guild][C'thun]:1. C'thun 4854765884 (17564.4 99.9%)
    [Guild][C'thun]:2. Deathwing 800 (24.3 00.1%)
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Thats bull!%!%! I owned the damage there no way he must of hacked his damage meter!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: How do you figure somone hacked their damage meters ? you're an idiot now go cry in a corner you little red headed step child!
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Screw this im going to watch por ... i mean im going to work out !
    Deathwing has logged out.

    Deathwing has Logged on
    [Guild][Deathwing]: XXX XXXX XXXXX XX ? ***hey guys whats up ?***
    [Guild][Deathwing]: XXX XXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XX ***WTF WHY ISNT MY CHAT SHOWING UP***
    To Yogg-Saron: Hey Why cant I talk in guild ?
    From Yogg-Saron: Oh, ya we demoted you
    To Yogg-Saron: But why what did i ever do ?
    From Yogg-Saron: We had an officer meeting and we decided your an annoying little punk
    To Yogg-Saron: But this guild was my life, what is the point of even logging in anymore ?
    From Yogg-Saron: i dunno man i'll have to talk with the others maybe we can promote you again
    [Officer][Yogg-Saron]: Yo, guys can we promote deathwing again so he will leave me the hell alone in tells ? please?
    [Officer][C'thun]: no way that dude annoys me so much!
    [Officer][Onyxia]: oh come on guys hes not to bad once you get to know him .. he is my dad and all
    [Officer][C'thun]: WTF !! how did she become an Officer ?!
    [Officer][Yogg-Saron]: oh ya .. haha .. remember the other night when we all went and got shit faced well .. me and onyxia went home and well one thing lead to another and shes not an officer ..
    [Officer][C'thun]: Jesus christ Yogg you're an idiot
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Screw you, im promoting him so he leaves me alone
    Yogg-Saron has promoted Deathwing to Guild Bitch
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Gee thanks guys, now how about that officer ?
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Jesus christ /facepalm

    At <Old Gods> Next Raid

    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Alright.. Sending out invites in a 10 seconds, leave you groups...
    Cho'Gall has joined the raid.
    C'thun has joined the raid.
    Onyxia has joined the raid.
    Deathwing has joined the raid.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: OMG GAIZ ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM!?!?!!
    [Raid][Yogg-Saron]: Ermmm.. Sure. Alright guys easy night ahead just Lord Morrowgar non-heroic and we can be done for the evening.
    [Raid][Cho'Gull]: Sounds good.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Okay! But I gotta finish this quest rly quick !
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Your in a raid silly.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Doh!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Dumbass.

    [Whisper from Onyxia]: Be nice!
    [Whisper to Onyxia]: Alright ....

    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Jk, lets get here ASAP.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I'm gonna need a summon...
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: WTF, you are much faster than us, stop being lazy.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: No guyz! I'm serious, I'm all the way in STV!
    [Raid][C'thun]: I'm at the stone..
    [Raid][Onyxia]: On my way.
    [Raid][C'thun]: INC Summoning - Deathwing
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Lets get inside and get buffs.

    2 Minutes later
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I NEED ANOTHER SUMMON PLEASE I MISSED IT PLEASE!!!!
    [Raid][C'thun]: FFS, You had TWO whole minutes? What were you doing!?!?!
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Those nudes distracted me again!..
    [Officer][C'thun]: This is really get old..
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Ironic.. Just give it time!
    [Raid][Onyxia]: I'm at the stone!
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: INC Summon - Deathwing
    [Raid][Deathwing]: THX YOU!

    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Alright .. Lets buff up!
    *2 Minutes pass*
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: Hey Deathwing, fucking buff so we can pull!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Yes please.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Ya, lets not sit here with our tentacles up our ass!
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I Forgot reagents!
    [Raid][C'thun]: ...
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: AND HES THE ONE MAKING ME GO INSANE!!!
    [Officer][Onyxia]: Awww.. Comon guys, he'll shape up, hes just new

    ---- In Yogg-saron's whisper log ----
    [Whisper from Cho'Gall]: Was it worth sleeping with her now?!?
    [Whisper to Cho'Gall]: I was shit-faced! GIVE ME A BREAK! FFS
    [Whisper from Cho'Gall]: You disappoint me old one...
    [Whisper to Cho'Gall]: Don't worry we'll make it work out, Nobody said it was gonna be easy.

    ---- Back in raid ----
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Don't worry guyz! I can do 5 min single buffs .. I'll just have to do rebuff during the fight
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Do you think your competent enough to do that? Fuck you can hardly tank as it is......
    [Raid][Deathwing]: D00d! I got a 5.5k gearscore, I GOT THIS!
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Ok, buff us and lets get this going.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Seriously, I've got a group of stupid 80's to wipe after this, and they won't wait.
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Yes dear Please.

    *2 Minutes later*
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Ok, I think I got everyone who did I miss?
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Me...
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Me, Yoggy, C'thun, YOURSELF!

    *Another 2 minutes later*
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Okay.. Now we all know the fight right, its quite easy.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Fucking joke IMHO.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Ermm... I don't know the encounter LOLZ >_<
    [Raid][C'thun]: ...
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Oh dear
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Really? You didn't even care to glance at the Tankspot videos I put on the guild forums? Hell did you even read the policies when you joined?
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I would of.. But I've been busy in BG's and pwning up the DPS meterz *Pokes C'Thun*
    [Raid][C'thun]: Don't touch me.
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: ...
    [Raid][Deathwing]: GUIZ! I got this!!! And I need like 4 upgrades off this guy, we can pwnz0r him!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: First of all.. Your "1337speak" is getting annoying and distracting, stop. Secondly, its probably safe to say that we can't do this if our tank doesn't know the encounter.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: ^
    [Raid][C'thun]: Seriously.
    [Raid][Deathwing:] Just tell me what to do! My buffs are already gone!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Well.. Stay out of fire, and stayed spread during the bonestorm. Move Right - Left - Left - Keep that pattern going.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: LOL! Bonestorm what a lame assz0r ability.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Got it?
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I was born got it.
    [Raid][C'thun]: That made no fucking sense..
    [Raid][Cho'gall] Facepalm.jpg
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Okay, now lets countdown!
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Yes please ^.^! I've got eggs to protect back at the lair
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Ok, go in 5, 4, 3
    [Raid][Deathwing]: WAAAAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
    [Raid][C'thun]; WHAT?!?!?!
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: ...
    [Raid][Yogg-saron] What is it...?
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I NEED TO REBUFFZ
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: No, we don't need your irrelevant buffs.

    ----Back in Yogg-saron's Whisper Log----
    [Whisper from C'thun]: At this rate were going to lose our world first...
    [Whisper to C'thun]: Don't worry, STICK TO THE PLAN!!!
    [Whisper from C'thun]: I hardly think thats important anymore, were going to fall behind .. <The Faction Leaders> *Shutters*
    [Whisper to C'thun]: It will all pay off at the end brother.
    [Whisper from C'thun]: It better our I'm out and getting my own instance in Cataclysm.

    ----Back in the raid----
    [Raid][Deathwing]: OKAY I'M READY! Got everyone dis time!
    [Raid][Onyxia]:
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Ya ... except your forgot to put on your helmet.
    [Raid][Onyxia]: HEY! Unnecessary!
    [Raid][C'thun]: Ermmm..
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: No seriously. He doesn't have anything in his head slot.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: OOPS SORRY!!! Was messing with my Ruby Shades!!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Well put on your helmet.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Going in Five, Four, Three, Tw
    [Yell][Deathwing]: BRB 1 sec.. Or 3 minutes!
    [Raid][C'thun]: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: NO! NO! NO!
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Oh dear
    [Raid][Yogg-saron] Alright.. Take a 5 minute break, Thats 10:15, anything later will result in a DKP Deduction.
    [Raid][Cho'gall]: Brb - Going to blow brains out.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Lol.

    *2 Minutes into the Break*
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: So.. Wanna do your heroic daily after this *wink* *wink* hehe
    [Raid][Onyxia]: I've run out of room for eggs.. Maybe another time
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Ohh.. Okay, no thats cool.

    ----In Yogg-saron's Whisper Log----
    [Whisper from Cho'Gall]: LOL DENIED! Looks like someone needs to get her tipsy first
    [Whisper to Cho'gall]: Fuck off.
    [Whisper from C'thun]: YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE!
    [Whisper from Cho'gall]: I should be the one mad at you IMHO.
    [Whisper to C'thun]: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response...

    ----Back in the raid----
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Alright, its been 5 minutes.. Ready Check INC
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: [Addon Ready Check - Members not ready]: "Deathwing"
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: WTF
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Oh noes
    [Raid][C'thun]: LOL 50 DKP MINUS
    [Raid][Deathwing]: NOOOO! I'M BACK SORRY HAD TO WALK DOG!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron] Whatever, Go.. In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO!

    ...

    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: DEATHWING GO!
    [Raid][C'thun]: GO GO GO
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Time to grab my Stakethrower (Gun)

    *Deathwing Runs in*

    [Raid][Yogg-Saron]: TURN HIM AWAY FROM THE RAID HE CLEAVES!
    C'thun has died.
    [Raid][C'thun]: WHAT THE FUCK!
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Wow, and he was our best dps too.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Oops.. And i'm best dpser
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: STFU and focus, lets just keep this a controlled kill.. It'll be slow.
    [Raid][C'thun]: You Deathwing remind me of all the lowly lvl 80 scrubs my beams annihilate.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Lol, UMAD!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: LETS KEEP CHAT CLEAR PLEASE!

    ...
    [Yell][Lord Morrowgar]: BBBBBOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOO OOOOORRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [Yell][Deathwing]: REPORTED FOR SPAM!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Shut up and stay focused Deathwing, Only 50% more to go, HEROISM!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: AND MOVE LEFT FFS!
    [Raid][C'thun]: We don't have a shaman noob.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Oh yeah. STAY FOCUSED!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Can I get a Salv? I'm 20k under you on Omen ffs
    ...
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Hello? Are you deaf?
    [Raid][Deathwing]: ITS NOT IN MY KEYBINDS AND I'M NOT A FUCKING CLICKER YOU NOOB
    [Raid][C'thun]: Your less efficient than Leeroy.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: WOW, SALV ME FFS!
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Its in my spellbook I'd have to look for it!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: DO IT THEN!!!
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Your still in fire hun Move please.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: SALV! I'M AUTO-ATTACKING FFS!
    Cho'Gall has died.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: OMFG!!!!!!! I KNOW PUGS THAT CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS! AND WERE AN RP SERVER! ARADVRKLVIL;AGRGIL;ASEJFL;IASEFL;KAEF!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: SHH!! Only 20% more to go focus!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: DEATHWING! Move out of the fire... Seriously, your taking stupid spike damage already with your shitty GS.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: HEY D00D! I'm fire type its OK! I'M IMMUNE!
    [Raid][C'thun]: ...
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Lol?
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: This isn't Pokemon... And that thats actually dealing frost damage, its FROST-FIRE FFS! MOVE!
    ...
    Deathwing has died.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: /golfclap
    [Raid][C'thun]: This is the darkest day ever..
    [Raid][Deathwing]: WTF!!! This boss is glitched!!! I got 1 shot went from full health to 0!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: No.
    Yogg-saron has died.
    Onyxia has died.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Trust me... Lord Morrowlewt isn't bugged. I'd know something about bugged mobs, I'm best friends with ouro.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I Dun care...
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Ok run back guys, we will give it another attempt, and we need to reflask.
    [Raid][C'thun]: I can't wait.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: ^ .. Lets go pug a tank in trade.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Ya.. It'd be better, but we don't want to ruin our reputation as world best.


    ----In C'thun's Whisper Log---
    [Whisper to Ouro]: <DBM> Yogg-saron has wiped on Lord Morrowgar 14%.
    [Whisper from Ouro]: ROFL! WE JUST GOT HEROIC LK ON FARM AND YOUR WIPING ON NORMAL MORROWGAR!! XD XD XD
    [Whisper to Ouro]: ... FFS Hogger would make a better tank.
    [Whisper from Ouro]: Well.. He isn't doing anything right now.. You could ask?
    [Whisper to Ouro]: Ya.. And maybe we can get Leeroy to heal!
    [Whisper from Ouro]: Still be better than Deathwing...
    [Whisper to Ouro]: =\


    ----Back in raid Chat----
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Guyz!! Sorry.. I gotta go, mom wants to get on Computer
    [Raid][C'thun]: Do you even have a mom?
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Lol he has two dads
    [Raid][C'thun]: LOL
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: LOL
    [Raid][Onyxia]: ...
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: ermmm.. Sorry.
    [Raid][C'thun]: WHIPPED!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: ... But seriously, you just wasted 4 other people's time Deathwing, you will be demoted until you prove your worth.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: OH COMON!!! WTF!
    [Raid][C'thun]: Good.
    [Raid][Onyxia]: aww
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Sorry but its in the best intrest of the guild.
    [Guild]: Yogg-saron has demoted Deathwing to Muted.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: FUCK YOU GUYS!
    Deathwing has left the guild.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Don't worry.. He'll be back.
    [Raid][C'thun]: I hope not. Lets recruit hogger.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Please don't invite him back.
    [Raid][Onyxia]: Aww comon guys, give him another chance!
    [Raid][C'thun]: DENIED!

    ----Meanwhile in General Chat----
    [1. General][Deathwing]: OMFG <THE OLD GODS> SUX SO HARD! THEY'RE MEAN AND NOT EVEN GOOD DPS OR TANKS!
    [1. General][Edwin]: ...
    [1. General][Hogger]: Aren't you their tank?
    [1. General][Vanessa VanCleef]: ^
    [1. General][Illidan]: Not this shit again..
    [1. General][Deathwing]: I WAS BUT THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME ANYWAYS!@! I'M GONNA TO GO MAKE MY OWN GUILD
    [1. General][Rhonin]: Obvious Troll is obvious?
    [1. General][Deathwing]: I'm not a troll! I'm a dragonkin dubass..
    [1. General][Rhonin]: Yet you spell dumbass wrong? Pfft, L2P kid.
    [1. General][Tirion Fordring]: Haha were gonna be world first now! LOL @ <The Old Gods> Recruiting garbage now I see.
    [1. General][The Lich King]: STFU, I'll deal you now, and you'll lose! Or will you be to busy trapped in an iceblock?
    [1. General][Tirion Fordring]: YOU GOT LUCKY ONE TIME!!
    [1. General][The Lich King]: 2 times... I have a heroic mode.
    [1. General][Ouro]: Can we take this into whispers!?!? FFS people.
    [1. General][Darkspear Witch Doctor]: Trading in trade chat?!? INSANITY!
    [1. General][Hogger]: Troll..
    [1. General][Kel'Thuzad]: This is general nub
    [1. General][Illidan]: TROLLED
    [1. General][Edwin]: LOL
    [1. General][Deathwing]: ANAL [Rend] HARHARHARHAR
    [1. General][Kael'thas Sunstrider]: Looks like <The Old Gods> Was merely a setback!
    [1. General][Ouro]: You realize that joke is old now?...
    [1. General][Kael'thas Sunstrider]: Orly?


    ----Back in <The Old Gods>----
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Yikes...
    [Guild][Onyxia]: What is it?
    [Guild][Yogg-saron] General is insane.. And its not looking good for us... Were gonna be the butt of every joke now.
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Were gonna need some damage control...
    [Guild][C'thun]: Leave that to me...
    Deathwing has join the guild
    Deathwing has been promoted to Member
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Hey guys, im sorry about that i'll start trying harder I'm sorry ive been such a baddie
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: At this point your not welcome back in raids, sorry we have a new tank
    [Guild][Hogger]: Ya bitch they have a real tank now!
    [Guild][Deathwing]: THAT guy is the one who replaced me ? .. he only has 666 hp !!! I MEAN WTF !!!
    [Guild][C'Thun]: Ya but hes good so we are gonna get him geared up
    [Guild][Deathwing]: WTF EVER!... bunch of bullshit
    [Guild][Onyxia]: Dad Calm down you left you brought this apon yourself
    [Guild][Deathwing]: but i wanted to tank! .. w/e im going to bed
    Deathwing has logged off
    -----Yogg-Saron's Whispers------
    [From C'thun]: I hate this fucking plan
    [To C'thun]: I know just play alone we will be done soon
    [From C'thun]: I fucking hope so

    [Guild][Onyxia]: Hey guys can my brother join the guild ?
    [Guild][Cho'gal]: I guess
    Nefarion has joined the guild
    [Guild][Nefarion]: HI GUIZ .. HI SISSY !! .. HOW IS YOU !?
    [Guild][C'thun]: W H A T .. T H E .. F U C K .. I S .. U P .. W I T H .. T H E .. M E N .. O F .. Y O U R .. F A M I L Y?!
    [Guild][Onyxia]: im not quite sure the test havn't come back yet
    [Guild][C'thun]: They are so annoying
    [Guild][Nefarion]: Im nawt annyoing me smmart me knew huw tew depz
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: NO WAY IN HELL
    Nefarion has been kicked from the guild by Yogg-Saron
    [Guild][Cho'gal]: THANK GOD

    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Okay guys, were going to raid goldshire tonight. Should be very easy if we stay focused.
    [Guild][Cho'Gall]: Sounds good, should be cake with our 6k gs tank!
    [Guild][Hogger]: I'll destroy those sorry sons-a-bitches!
    [Guild][Yogg-sarons]: Lets not get cocky...
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Hehe, you said cock.
    [Guild][C'thun]: ...
    [Guild][Cho'Gall]: HARHAR DURP DERP
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Invites going out in 10 seconds, leave groups.

    ----In Yogg-saron's Whisper Log----
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Hey man.. Like I've been good and stuff, can I come back and Offtank??? I've read up on my class and can salv now. And pwn up some dpsz0r meters
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: I'll have to have a meeting with my officers. I'll get back in contact with you ASAP.

    ----In officer's chat----
    [Officer][Yogg-sarons]: Guys, I need you to help me make a decision.
    [Officer][C'thun]: Shoot.
    [Officer][Cho'Gall]: Okay.
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Its about Deathwing.
    C'thun has left officer chat.
    [Officer][Cho'Gall]: Well.. I looked at my calendar and its not April 1st, so .. Can I have some of what your smoking?
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: ... Seriously. This is no time for jokes, and tell C'thun to get back in here.
    C'thun has entered officer chat.
    [Officer][C'thun]: Is it April 1st?
    {Officer][Cho'Gall]: No, I already made that joke.
    [Officer][C'thun]: Oh.. well way to steal my thunder.
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Will the both of you shut the hell up, now is time to execute our plan, its the perfect opportunity to frame him for the death of Old Blanchy.
    [Officer][Yogg-saron] Once the alliance races, Especially those in Stormwind and Westfall find out that Deathwing killed Old Blanchy, he will be dealed with and we will never have to deal with him again!!!
    [Officer][C'thun]: True.. Hes nothing but a plague and somehow finds his way here because of Onyxia.
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: This is the perfect opportunity! Shes off on a date or something and couldn't make this raid!
    [Officer][Cho'Gall]: Oh yeah.. Whose the lucky guy anyways?
    [Officer][C'thun]: No idea.. She wouldn't tell us.
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Lol its probably Alexstrasza, or something.
    [Officer][C'thun]: O_O
    [Officer][Cho'Gall]: Woah, a man can dream...
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Anyways its set, lets execute our flawless plan!
    [Officer][C'thun]: Ahhh.. I have to .. Do the laundry.. Brb 15 mins
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: Yeah.. Lets start the raid in 15 mins, Got some old god stuff to attend too.
    [Offcer][Cho'Gall]: What is that dear?!? Wifeaggro brb
    [Officer][Yogg-saron]: You don't have a wife?

    ----Yogg-saron's Whisper log----
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Hello?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Hello?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Herro?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Ciao?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Hallo?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: こんにちは?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: ?שלום
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Bonjour?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Cześć?
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: Sorry sorry.. Was "Discussing" your return to our raids to the other members, Didn't know you knew so many different languages! Impressive.
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: OHLOL I used google translator!!1
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: Oh... You always find a way to disappoint me.
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Ich wollte wirklich schlecht RAID, bitte geben Sie mir alle Ihre epische Beute!
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: ?
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: COMON! You should understand that, I'm speaking old god!
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: Looks like German too me...
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: NO ITS NOT, NO!!!
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: Whatever. After further review we have agreed to allow you to come back as a trial raider. As long as your not as terrible as before.
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: W00T! I'M BACKZ0R!
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: Ya... Might wanna avoid using numbers as letters, you sound like your 12.
    [Whisper from Deathwing]: Your point is invalid, I'm older than you. Scrub.
    [Whisper to Deathwing]: ... Alright. Were starting the raid.

    ----<The Old Gods> Guild Chat----
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Hey can I get invite to the raid? Speaking of raids I'm gonna go raid the fridge. Get it? ROFLCOPTER
    [Guild][C'thun]: Thats original...
    [Guild][Hogger]: Were you dropped on your chin as a child?
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Good news everyone!
    [Guild][Cho'Gall]: Sup Putricide?
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: ^ FUNNY GUY HERE... Anyways, We've got two new recruits who say they "Pwn Bitches nightly" They've got great gear and say they can start ASAP.
    [Guild][C'thun]: Cool, can always use new recruits to help spread insanity!
    [Guild][Hogger]: Hell ya!
    Tirion has joined the guild.
    Bolvar has joined the guild.
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Welcome!
    [Guild][C'thun]: You will betray your friends... I mean welcome!
    [Guild][Deathwing]: SUP COOL BROS!!!
    [Guild][Cho'Gall]: Welcomex2
    [Guild][Tirion]: /brofist
    [Guild][Bolvar]: /brofist
    Tirion has left the guild.
    Bolvar has left the guild.
    [Guild][C'thun]: What the fuck was that about..?
    [Guild][Cho'Gall]: Huh?
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Ok... Not sure what that was about.
    [Guild][Onyxia]: =)
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: You know something about that?
    [Guild][Onyxia]: No =x
    [Guild][Yogg-saron]: Hmmm.. K. Sending invite to you deathwing
    [Guild][Deathwing]: SWEET ! ! !

    ----Raid Chat----
    Deathwing has joined the raid.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I'M BACK BABY!
    [Raid][Deathwing]: I want my baby back, baby back, bab
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Stop.
    [Raid][Hogger]: Brb - Gotta go step in a sanity well.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Alright I'm at the DM/VC Stone.. Need one more.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: And hurry, if Edwin finds out I'm on his property again hes going to send his retard grunts after me.
    [Raid][Hogger]: No, Deathwing is over here.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Lol.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: SHUT UP!!1
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: I'm here, lets get those summons out.

    ...
    [Raid][C'thun]: Thx.
    [Raid][Hogger]: XD XD XD
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Hey C'thun!
    [Raid][C'thun]: ?
    [Raid][Deathwing]: YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE NEEDS 2 WARLOCKS TO SUMMON HER!
    [Raid][C'thun]: YOUR FRIENDS WILL ABANDON YOU!
    [Raid][Hogger]: What friends?
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: ^
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Your .. Mom will abandon you.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Guess that's why they call you the "Forgotten one" HAHAHA
    [Raid][C'thun]: FOOL! I HAVE NO MOTHER!
    [Raid][Hogger]: /facedesk
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Guys.. Lets get here and get started.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: THANKS!!2!21!@!2!
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Brb, gotta talk to Blizzard, Don't wanna get nerfed the first week of my release.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Alright, when he comes back we will start with the chaos.

    ...
    [Raid][Deathwing]: LOL! Hogger of the Nightfall! THATS SUCH A NOOB TITLE YOU PROBABLY GOT IT IN 3.3!!!
    [Raid][Hogger]: ... I got it before the encounter was even out.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Lier!!!
    [Raid][Hogger]: I've wiped countless raids for 80's.. And you can't even wipe your ass.
    [Raid][Hogger]: Or should I say your mouth.. Cause that's where all the shits coming out.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Hmmmm.. What title should I put on.
    *Deathwing puts on title: "The Destroyer"
    *Deathwing puts on title: "The Worldbreaker"
    *Deathwing puts on title: "The Dark One"
    *Deathwing puts on title: "The Betrayer"
    [Raid][Deathwing]: LOL - Jealous nubsauce?!!?
    *Hogger puts on title: "Light of Dawn"
    [Raid][Deathwing]: O_O
    [Raid][Hogger]: Not really jealous, no. Tirion doesn't even have this title..
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Well .. Oh yeah! ..
    *Deathwing puts on title: "The Patient"
    [Raid][Hogger]: ... Should be the other way around.
    [Raid][Deathwing]: FUCK YOU!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Oww.. Will you two stop!
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Back.
    [Raid][C'thun]: Thank the old gods...
    [Raid][Deathwing]: Hogger hurt my feelings! I demand an apology and some rice-crispy treats!
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: ...
    [Raid][C'thun]: I'm gonna die before we get this raid going..
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Seriously. Now I have a plan I like to call "Yogg-saron's March!" Where we just burn a path through Westfall up through Goldshire and inevitably into Stormwind City!
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Errm...
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: What?
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Oh nothing.. Just .. I think you may have ripped that off of something .. I heard before.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Huh?..
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: Nothing, just forgot I said anything.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: Dumb Orges.. For having 2 heads you must share half a brain.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: And I'd know something about brains.
    [Raid][Cho'Gall]: mmm.. K.
    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: ALRIGHT! Lets get mo-
    [Game Server]: Server Shutdown in 5 minutes.
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    [Raid][Yogg-saron]: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

    Later that night in Tradechat

    [6:22][Trade Chat][Keal'thas]: Dead or Alive!? is Recruiting newly animated, or partially animated Boss's that can raid Fri-Sat-Sun. PST!
    [6:24]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:30]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:31][Trade Chat][Keal'thas]: Dead or Alive!? is Recruiting newly animated, or partially animated Boss's that can raid Fri-Sat-Sun. PST!
    [6:33]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:33]From Onyxia: AFK: Is Away From Keyboard.
    [6:44][Trade Chat][Keal'thas]: Dead or Alive!? is Recruiting newly animated, or partially animated Boss's that can raid Fri-Sat-Sun. PST!
    [6:48]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:48]From Onyxia: AFK: Is Away From Keyboard.
    [6:49]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:50]To Onyxia: Hey
    [6:50]From Onyxia: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
    [6:51]To Onyxia: my guild is recruiting :3
    [6:52]From Onyxia: I. Know. You. Only. Spammed. Trade. A. Million. Times.
    [6:52]To Onyxia: so..../ do you want to join DDD
    [6:53]From Onyxia: No. Im already in a guild. L2Shiftclick.
    [Onyxia][Old Gods]level 80 Blood Elf Dragon
    [6:54]To Onyxia: saaaaaaaaaaadfaaaaaace
    [7:00]To Onyxia: you make me a saaaaaad panda
    Onyxia is ignoring you.
    [7:05][Trade Chat][Keal'thas]: Dead or Alive!? is Recruiting newly animated, or partially animated Boss's that can raid Fri-Sat-Sun. PST!
    [7:10]To Nefarian: join?

    Meanwhile, in <The Aspects>

    [Guild][Nozdormu]: Yo I have some bad news. I will not be able to be online for a while.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Aw man!
    Nozdormu has logged out.
    [Guild][Ysera]: Night guys cya later.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Night.
    Ysera has logged out.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: ...
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: I feel alone.
    [Guild][Malygos]: im still here
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Huh? You're this guilds biggest grammar ##!%, why are you suddenly not capitalizing?
    [Guild][Malygos]: i dunno what ur talking about
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: OH MY GOD!
    [Guild][Malygos]: ?
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: You've gone insane!!!
    Malygos has been kicked out of the guild by Alexstrasza.
    From [Malygos]: ill kill u and all red dragons i find!
    To [Malygos]: Not if I kill you first, you senile, old, insane bastard!
    From [Malygos]: ill go build an army of blue draguns in coldarra and u cant stop me!!!!!!!!!
    To [Malygos]: You can't do that!
    Malygos is ignoring you.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Damn.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Wait that makes me the only member of <The Aspects>. I better go join that new guild, <The Mortal Races> instead.
    Alexstrasza has left the guild.

    [Guild][Malygos]: alright i formed my own guild bitchez!
    [Guild][Sindragosa]: hell yeaz we kitz ass
    wg in 1 minute!
    [Guild][Malygos]: alright bitch lets queue up
    [Guild][Tyrigosa]: lol bitch
    [Guild][Sindragosa]: shut up! *queues*

    wg begins
    [Deathwing]: *owns sindragosa* LAWWL NOOB
    [General][Deathwing]: LAWL I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SINDRAGOSA NOOOOOOOBZ HAHAHAHAHAHAH U SUCK SINDRAGOSA


    [Guild][Malygos]: alright for this new guild to work im sorry sindragosa but if a noob like deathwing can beat u i have to kick u out!
    [Guild][Cyangosa]: ROFL!!!
    *sindragosa has been booted from the guild by malygos*

    [Trade][Sindragosa]: LFguild!
    [from the LichKing]: hhheeelllooooooooo

    [/2 Trade]: Gamon: Seeking sigs for my new guild [Gamon Supremacy]. Paying 5g.
    To Gamon: Wherez u?
    From Gamon: Org inn.
    Gamon dies.

    5 minutes later.

    [/2 Trade] Nomag: Looking for ppl to sign my charter. Paying 5g.
    *Shift-click*
    Nomag, Level 1 Orc Warrior, Orgrimmar.
    To Nomag: Wat name iz the guld?
    From Nomag: [Gamon Supremacy]
    To Nomag: ...... Do I no u?
    From Nomag: No, I'm new to this realm.
    To Nomag: ...... kk I sine it.
    From Nomag: Org Inn.
    Nomag dies.

    5 minutes later.

    [/2 Trade] Gamon: $&@! you guys. I just want to make a guild and be left alone. Stop $&@!ing killing me!
    Gamon dies.

    5 minutes later.

    [/2 Trade] Gamon: That's it! $&@! You! I'm logging my main and $&@!ing you all up.
    Gamon has gone offline.

    Sargeras, Destroyer of Worlds has come online.

    Meanwhile, in Orgrimmar.

    [/2 Trade] Nubpwner: Lolz did you see his face? I so pwned his ass.
    [/2 Trade] Sargeras, Destroyer of Worlds: Pwn me now B*tch!
    Orgimmar trade dies.


    In <The Mortal Races>
    [Jaina]: Hey guys, i just got a whisper from Alexstrasza, she says she wants to join the guild.
    [Arthasmenethil]: OMG no way! i saw some naked pics of her someone sent me!
    [Jaina]: ...
    [Illidan]: lawl @ Arthas.
    [Jaina]: Well... ima send her an invite, she's pretty much the best healer ever.
    Alexstrasza joins the guild
    [Arthasmenethil]: yeah, someone sent me naked pics of her and Ysera, it was awesome.
    [Alexstasza]: thanks for the invite! what the...
    [Maiev]: L O FREAKIN L
    Arthasmenethil goes offline.
    [Jaina]: dont mind him...
    [Illidan]: im going to summon the naga, brb.
    [Maiev] Illidan that's agaisnt the guildrules... Soz i'll have to kick you now.
    [guild][illidan] I will create my own guild! and we will hack the game so that we can go to another planet and take it over so that it will be all mine! i will be an end-game raid boss! YOU... ARE NOT... PREPARED...!
    Illidan kicked from guild.
    [Malfurion]: ... lol i dont care, he was wierd anyway...

    [Trade]Illidan: LF ppl to sign my charter no noobs paying 1g
    [Trade]Krasus: LOL Rhonin is a ninja looter dont inv him!!
    [Trade]Notrhonin: but it was leather!!
    [Trade]Velen: LFM Random
    [Trade]Garrosh: [Dirge]
    [Kael'thas]whispers: 1g plz?
    [Vashj]whispers: inv!
    Congratulations! Your guild AZEROTHIAN SUPER VILLAINS has been made!
    Kael'thas has joined the guild.
    Vashj has joined the guild.
    [Guild]Kaelthas: weres my 1g?!?

    In <AZEROTHIAN SUPER VILLAINS>
    [Illidan]: ok guys, here's the plan, we are gonna use a wallhack to hack through the atmosphere and eventually arrive to a planet called Draenor!
    [Vashj]: Thank you for using recruit-a-friend on me Illidan.
    [Illidan]: no problem, im surprised you go to 73 so fast, lol.
    [kael'thas]: yeah, yeah, where's my 1g.
    [Illidan]: we need an army... WAIT! I KNOW! we will create an army of demons!
    [kael'thas]: my 1 gold?
    [Illidan]: i spent all my gold buying a nice place in shadowmoon valley. i promise to pay you back though after we kill adventurers.
    [kael'thas]: ... ok!
    [illidan]: everyone meet in Darkshore and we will wall-hack at the old night elf ruins to outland. kael’thas, can i get a port?
    [kael’thas]: i charge 1g for ports.
    [illidan]: .... You’re just doing that to be an ass to me arent you, i promise to pay you after we take over outlands.
    [kael’thas]: FINE!
    [Illidan]: hey vashj, want me to summon you with the RaF thing?
    [vashj]: Nah im already there, it used to be my hometown when we still lived on land.
    [Illidan]: yeah... Actually! we all need catch phrases!
    [kael’thas]: OOH! OOH! I KNOW MINE!
    [illidan]: k.. what...
    [kael’thas]: Tempest Keep was just a set-back!
    [illidan]: what’s that...
    [kael’thas]: nothing, it’s just my super-duper-secret awesome plan to take over outland after you die and are ridiculed by all the raiders.
    [illidan]: lol cool story bro.

    (a good year later)

    [Illidan]: WE FINALLY WALL-HACKED TO OUTLAND!
    [kael’thas]: can i have my 1g now?
    [Illidan]: i would kill you if it wasnt for you being the only spell-caster here...
    [vashj]: what about me?
    [illidan]: LOL you’re a huntard without a pet, you’re bad.
    [vashj]: but... im a ranger... the class that blizz forsake in their mmo!
    [illidan]: lol cool story bro.


    Meanwhile, in the guild <Faction Leaders>

    [Guild][Thrall] Mind inviting my warrior?
    [Guild][Varian] kk, relog.
    Thrall has gone offline.
    Garrosh has joined the guild
    [Guild][Garrosh] Thx. Kick my shammy, this is my new main.
    Thrall has left the guild
    [Guild][Vol'jin] WTF, when did you level a warrior?
    [Guild][Garrosh] Dinged 80 in Icecrown last night.
    [Guild][Velen] Random anyone?
    [Guild][Garrosh] Sure
    [Guild][Garrosh] Oh crap, forgot to get training, just let me HS to Org
    [Guild][Sylvanas] LOL <Old Gods> are raiding Orgrimmar
    [Guild][Garrosh] OH FFS THAT SCRUB DEATHWING KILLED THE FUKIN WARRIOR TRAINER!
    [Guild][Tyrande] /care
    [Guild][Garrosh] Silence night elf BIATCH
    Lorthemar logs on
    [Guild][Lorthemar] Hey guys
    [Guild[Garrosh] Who the hell are you?
    Lorthemar logs off
    [Guild][Garrosh] Can anyone tell me who that was?
    [Guild][Gallywix] Who cares, time is money friend!
    [Guild][Cairne] He was a female blood elf i think
    [Guild][Garrosh] Hey Cairne wanna DUEL! see who's best?
    [Guild][Varian] Guys i think something is coming towards Stormwind... It's a huge thing
    Lorthemar logs on
    [Guild][Tyrande] /care
    [Guild][Lorthemar] Sorry guys Dced
    Garrosh kick Lorthemar out of the guild reason: Not a faction leader.
    [Guild][Cairne] He was a faction leader, idiot
    [Guild][Garrosh] really? ooh, my bad then
    Lorthemar joins guild
    [Guild][Garrosh] Sorry, thing, who are you again?
    Lorthemar logs off
    [Guild][Garrosh] noob, Cairne wanna duel or not?
    [Guild][Varian] It's coming closer, damn that thing is huge!!!
    [Guild][Tyrande] again /care
    [Guild][Varian] Ooh, wait, sorry guys my bad, was just a necropolis.. wait
    [Guild][Cairne] SUre, just gona eat brb, will take some time.
    [Guild[Tyrande] /care
    [Guild][Garrosh] Tyrande.. YOU ARE DISMISSED
    [Guild][Tyrande] /care
    Garrosh kick Tyrande from guild reason: /care
    [Guild][Garrosh] That was sooo annoying
    Tyrande joins guild
    [Guild][Tyrande]Ha ha, you should have seen yourself Garrosh, nerdraging cus of that? ha ha.
    [Guild][Garrosh] You are SOOO, gona pay for that, BIATCH.
    [Guild][Tyrande]: and what are you gonna do about it ?
    [Guild][Garrosh]: IM GONNA TAKE ASHENVALE !!!
    [Guild][Tyrande]: /care place is a shithole anyways
    [Guild][Garrosh]: THATS IT IM GONNA SET FIRE TO YOUR TREE
    [Guild][Tyrande]: Have fun getting here everything that you could possibly reach with fire is watterlogged !
    [Guild][Garrosh]: W/E bitch we will see
    [Guild][Tyrande]: /care
    [Guild][Cairne]: CHILDREN STOP THIS NOW !
    [Guild][Garrosh]: Screw you old man .. lets duel !
    [Guild][Cairne]: Ok, come to Thunder Bluff
    [Guild][Garrosh]: O M W
    10 Minutes latter
    [Guild][Garrosh]: HAHA!! I WON!! I BEAT HIM .. THE OLD COW IS DEAD !!
    [Guild][Vol'jin]: Dead !??! you killed him man ? why you be doin dat ? dats is me and da other trolls are movin out of orgrimmar dis is ridiculous you be killin your own bredren man
    [Guild][Garrosh]: PFFT w/e i was gonna kick you out my self anyways your a bunch of weaklings!
    Baine has joined the guild
    [Guild][Garrosh]: who's this scrub ?
    [Guild][Varian]: hes Cairne's son his replacement
    [Guild][Garrosh]: oh another Tauren .. i hope hes stronger than his father !
    [Guild][Baine]: STFU Garrosh .. i will get you back for what you did to my father
    [Guild][Garrosh]: W/e scrub im the best PvPer in this guild !
    [Guild][Varian]: pfft he wishes that is

    A few weeks latter Right after a Grim Batol run

    [Guild][Garrosh] LOL that was fukin ezmode
    [Guild][Sylvanas] You didnt make it any easier with all those stupid ninja pulls!
    [Guild][Garrosh]Fukin MISDIRECT! You have it for a reason! L2P!
    [Guild][Sylvanas]Oh ffs
    Sylvanas has gone offline
    [Guild][Lorthemar] LF BS
    [Guild][Tyrande] ROFL, that noob Deathwing is here in Twilight Highlands
    [Guild][Varian]So?
    [Guild][Tyrande] hes stacking fire res...
    [Guild][Varian]ROFLMAO
    [Guild][Garrosh]Bloody noob, he should be banned.
    [Guild][Baine]lol nubb
    [Guild][Velen] anymore raiding tonight?
    [Guild][Varian] No
    [Guild][Velen] Random anyone?

    A Few Months Later

    Tyrande has come online
    [Guild][Varian] hey tyra, hear the news?
    [Guild][Tyrande]What news?
    Garrosh has come online
    [Guild][Varian] <The Scourge> have disbanded
    [Guild][Tyrande]:O
    [Guild][Baine] ive been expecting that...
    [Guild][Garrosh] Bout time, bunch of scrubs. Couldnt even hold a bloody raid together.
    [Guild][Sylvanas] We should try recruit some, maybe get 25 man raids started. I used to play with some of them, some arent bad.
    [Guild][Garrosh] ROFL
    [Guild][Sylvanas]Whats so funny?
    [Guild][Garrosh] You. 'We should recruit some'. as if
    [Guild][Sylvanas] Why not?
    [Guild][Garrosh]Were a ten man guild. WE dont need anymore scrubs messing with our raid comp.
    Genn Greymane joins the guild
    Gallywix joins the guild
    [Guild][Magni]Im really sorry guys, due to rl issues I have to stop playing for awhile. See you all sometime in the future.
    [Guild][Gelbin] aww, later Mag
    [Guild][Velen]cya
    Magni has gone offline
    [Guild][Garrosh] Pfft, good riddance. I need less competition here.
    [Guild][Varian]Whats wrong garrosh? afraid ill ninja all your precious gear on you? Usuck!
    [Guild][Garrosh]FU Varian, I know you read World of Logs, you cant touch me!
    [Guild][Tyrande] Your a dick Garrosh
    [Guild][Garrosh] FU too. I dont care. Quit for all i care the fewer of you here the better.
    The Three Hammer Council joins the guild
    [Guild] [Garrosh]: WHAT THE FUCK THREE NEW DPS? I HOPE YOU ALL DROWN IN A TORNADO OF HARPY FECES!
    Garrosh has left the guild
    [Guild] [Sylvanas] Lol what a fag
    *The Three Hammer Council channel*
    Maurdin: I think we should say hi and ask wazzup with the garrosh dude
    Falstad: Agreed
    Moira: I TH1NK W3 $HOULD LIK3 TAKE BACK Bl@CK R()CK!!!!
    Maurdin: Seriously, how the hell did she get here
    Falstad: I'm not too sure, let me check wowwiki.....
    Falstad: Nope, no one knows...Anyway let's say sup
    Maurdin: Agreed
    *Back in Guild Chat*
    [Guild] [Muradin]: Sup, what was with that dude?
    [Guild] [Falstad]: Sup, what was with that dude?
    [Guild] [Moira]: Sup, what was with that dude?
    [Guild] [Varian]: Do you all talk at the same time? And don't worry, he's retarded
    *Three Hammer Council channel*
    Muradin: Ya pretty much?
    Falstad: Sounds good
    Moira: SERIOUZLY WE C0ULld J|_|$t lIk3 take it back!!!!
    Muradin:....
    *Guild Chat*
    [Guild] [Muradin]: Ya, pretty much
    [Guild][Falstad]: Ya, pretty much
    [Guild] [Moira]: Ya, pretty much


    in <The Scourge>
    [Officer][Lichking]: alright guys listen up. we have a huge raid against the mortal races soon and we need to prepare our selves!
    [Officer][Marrowgar]: BOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSTTOOOOORRRRRRMMMMM them duh wtfnub lawl lawl roxxorboxxor
    [Officer][Sindragosa]: ur bone storm will BEEEETTTRRREEEAAAEEEAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU
    [Officer][Lichking]: OMG THAT IS SOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!
    [Officer][Putricide]: gooooodddd neeewwwsss every one!
    [Officer][Blood queen]: wut? u gunna stop stalking me u know im a dud in rl right
    [Officer][Putricide]: oh no no the bad news is <The Horde> is having some drama, but GREAT NEWS EVERY ONE I GOT A NEW DK DPS and he tops the meters! ASTOUNDING!
    [Officer][Lichking]: is he that noob? well he was kinda cool sure ill give him a chance
    *Saurfang Jr has joined the guild*
    *saurfang Jr has been promoted to deathbringer
    [Guild][Saurfang Jr]: yo ty for the invite sup
    [Guild][Lichking]: welcome :3
    [Guild][LadyDeathwhisper]: noob
    [Guild][Saurfang Jr]: thats not very nice
    [Guild][Lichking]: check it i forced this other guy to join our guild!
    *Bolvar joins the guild*
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Whats up bitches!
    [Guild][LadyDeathWhisper]: Oh Gawd not you!
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Oh hey baby whats up long time no see
    [Guild][LichKing]: Huh, you two know each other?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Hell ya, me and Lady go way back .. we were "roommates" in college
    [Guild][LichKing]: and why are there parentheses ?
    [Guild][Bolvar]: the parentheses are because we wernt just roommates .. yaknow .. she used to gargle my dangly parts
    [Guild][LadyDeathWhisper]: O M F G why did you have to let him in the guild ?
    Tirion has joined the guild
    [Guild][Tirion]: /brofist
    [Guild][Bolvar]: /brofist
    Tirion has left the guild
    [Guild][LichKing]: Im sorry Lady i didn't know i'll kick him for you
    [Guild][Bolvar]: Screw yall then .. im going to wander around the Citadel for a while then
    Bolvar has been kicked from the guild by LichKing
    [Guild][LadyDeathWhisper]: Thanks Lich
    [Guild][Lichking]: NP, btw wtf was up with Tirion randomly joining and leaving?
    [Guild][LadyDeathWhisper]: fuck if i know, he used to show up every time we had sex and do the same thing .. was very wierd

    A Few Months Later

    Bolvar joins the guild
    Bolvar is now Lich King
    Arthas has left the guild
    [Guild][Putricide]WTF?
    [Guild][Lady Deathwhisper]!
    [Guild][Marrowgar]BOOOOOONNEESTOOOOOORM???
    [Guild][Lich King] Yeah, weve kinda decided to disband, so... Bye
    Lich King has gone offline



    Elsewhere in <Critters of Azeroth>

    [Guild][Rabbit]Deathwing crushed my Burrow!
    [Guild][Prairie Dog]Deathwing crushed my Kennel!
    [Guild][Ron Burgundy]Milk was a...Bad choice...! *slurp*
    Ron Burgundy has left the guild.
    [Guild][Rabbit]WTF?
    [Guild][Squirrel]Aaannnyywayyzz, Deathwing crushed my nuts!
    [Guild][Scrat]Errr...?

    Meanwhile in <Bored in Outland>

    [Guild][Nazgrel] Ever get the feeling that theres something huge going on that nobody told us about?
    [Guild][Rexxar] What do you mean?
    [Guild][Nazgrel] You know, some really huge mysterious world changing even that absolutely nobody told us about.
    [Guild][Rexxar] But if there was something of that huge importance, why wouldnt they tell us? Surely we would be of assistance.
    [Guild][Nazgrel] It really is a mystery.
    [Guild][A'dal] You guys want to know an even bigger mystery?
    [Guild][Rexxar] What is it?
    [Guild][A'dal] How the hell am I talking? O.o


    The Alliance cast in <Ulduar>(had to relate to my strenghts)

    Varian-Whoa nice set up
    Jaina-Ohh! dibs on Seige Engine!!!
    Magni- Quiet las' Ye know ladies cant drive worth swill!
    Jaina-*sticks tounge out* meanie!
    Tyrande-*gasp* what was that!?
    Varian- What happened?
    Tyrande-i keep hearing voices....
    Velen-lol ur ears still ringing from last night *wink*
    Tyrande-Shut up! you dont have to anounce it in front of the rest of the Alliance leaders!
    Jaina-.....uh whats going on?
    Tyrande-Nothing, nothing happened.
    Varian-come on, i actualy want to down LK before the next expansion
    Velen-I gave Tyrande a expansion : P
    *Tyrande casts silence*
    Tyrande-Anywho.....moving on...
    *inside the chamber of the Yogg-Saron*
    Varian-there it is, the greatest beast of all
    Hemnet Nesingwary- Beast! roflmaoqwertyroxorzboxorz! you guys go ahead,i gotta tie my shoe then take all the credit.
    Varian-Get out of here you
    *kicks Hemnet Nesingwary*
    Velen whispers Tyrande- can you unsilence me now
    Tyrande whispers Velen-No, stay quiet
    Jaina-So we need to AoE down mobs first then.....Hey! are you listening!
    Magni-Went to get chips
    Tyrande-What? i was distracted
    Velen- Mrfh mrfh flerm grh
    *Varian run into the boss, activating the phase one*
    Jaina-OMG!!! What the #$^* did you do!
    Varian- Sorry went AFK and must have hit auto run!
    Tyrande-Quick just start fighting we should make it
    *Magni kisses Sara*
    *Tyrande dies*
    *Varian dies*
    *Jaina dies*
    *Magni dies*
    Varian-Velen! where the hell were your "1337" heals!
    Velen-i was silenced : P
    YoggSaron- Your heart will.....explode......
    Velen-wtf? didnt your brother say that?
    YoggSaron-Oh yeah, i ment....your....mind will....uh...
    *Blizzard Dev joins the group*
    Blizzard Dev-Sorry this boss is bugged,no lewt for you. Thatl teach you to use saronite bombs : D

    In the <Cenarion Circle> Guild

    [Guild][Ysera]: well guys, we really need a new main tank...
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Yeah, maybe mah father could?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: Sorry guyz, but im not a feral dude
    [Guild][Ysera]: Malf, just look up at some youtube videos or something and LEARN!!
    [Guild][Cenarius]: So, can i inv Malorne?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: but its so damn boring ;(
    [Guild][Ysera]: And im sick of wiping on the nightmare ALLL DAY LONG, so deal with it.
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Hello? can i inv my father?
    [Guild][Ysera]: Are he any good tank?
    [Guild][Cenarius]: He did use to tank Archimonde, but thats long ago so he does not have the best tanking gear though
    [Guild][Ysera]: What class is he?
    [Guild]Cenarius]: a Druid of course
    [Guild][Ysera]: And race?
    [Guild][Cenarius]: A stag...
    [Guild][Malfurion] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *faints*
    [Guild][Ysera]: No, we don't need another critter in our guild Cenarius, we already got like fifty rabbits and deers running around, i don't want another noobish critter even if he is your father.... Sometimes i wonder what the hell im doing here
    Remulos logs on
    [Guild][Remulos]: Sup guyz
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Remulos remember that tomorrow is your grandmothers birthday, gotta log now cya
    Cenarius logs off
    [Guild][Malfurion]: Hey remy
    [Guild][Ysera]: Hello Remulos
    [Guild][Itharius]: bk, soz guys had to check on my plants
    [Guild][Ysera]: np
    Xavius joins guild
    [Guild][Xavius]: Hey Ysera wanna join my guild?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: wtf is this?
    Ysera leaves guild
    Xavius leaves guild
    [Guild][Itharius]: What????
    Cenarius logs on
    [Guild][Cenarius]: just gona check ma mail
    [Guild][Malfurion]: WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [Guild][Remulos]: what was that all about?
    [Guild][Cenarius]: what happened?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: Xavius from the nightmare guild just popped in asked Ysera to join and left, with Ysera....
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Then i'm leader COOL!
    Malorne joins guild
    [Guild][Malorne]: Greetings all
    [Guild][Malfurion]: O_o im high right?
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Any idea for a new healer?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: well... my wife could, but she is in another guild atm
    [Guild][Malorne]: inv Elune she is like the best dps/healer you can get
    Malygos joins guild
    [Guild][Cenarius]: Not my mother ok? i can't stand her... I can heal, lets try the nightmare again and no noob tanking now Mal
    [Guild][Malygos]: ?
    [Guild][Malagav]: huh?
    [Guild][Maly]: what?
    [Guild][Malorne]: Me?
    [Guild][Malfurion]: They?
    [Guild][Cenarius]: ......
    Malygos leaves guild
    Maly leaves guild
    Malagav leaves guild
    [Guild][Remulos]: Is the world prepared for what we are about to invoke? I do not know… any longer


    Feel free to add more as long as it makes sense .. this could be really funny if people dont make it stupid :P
    Last edited by Omen321; 2010-07-11 at 05:09 PM.

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    Am I allowed to copy pasta mine in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delon View Post
    Am I allowed to copy pasta mine in here?
    i dont care.. it didnt really make sense but it was funny :P

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    Yea that thread was going a bit off-topic :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omen321 View Post
    i dont care.. it didnt really make sense but it was funny :P
    Because Deathwing led Rhonin into Grim Batol, wiki told me so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delon View Post
    Because Deathwing led Rhonin into Grim Batol, wiki told me so!
    oh ok .. my bad did not know this .. post it up then

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    From Rhonin: hi defwing i hurd u wer strong but i am strong to, look i cast magick
    Rhonin casts conjure water.
    From Rhonin: lol im jezus
    To Rhonin: Hey, Alexstrasza told me she's cutting gems for free in Grim Batol.
    From Rhonin: shet rly? i need agil gems. ill get krasus
    Deathwing rubs his hands together.
    Deathwing says: Good... Good...

    Later...

    [Trade][Rhonin]: lf 9001 m raptors 4 grim batol raid, pst with gs and achi l0l
    [Trade][Krasus]: Rhonin-> (x_X)O-('.'Q) <-Me
    [Trade][Rhonin]: lol fuk u scrub
    [Trade][Krasus]: L O L Y U M A D T H O ?

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    Truely epic

    loved it
    Quote Originally Posted by SkillOverKill
    Now that's a troll, Vol'jin could ghost Jesus without God noticing, he's a shadow's shadow.
    Vol'jin for Warchief 2010

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    [2. Trade][C'Thun]: The Guild <Old Gods> is looking for mature players! We need all atm. Raiding time is Tuesday - Thursday 6-10.
    From [Cho'gall]: Hey, we should totally merge our Guilds!
    To [Cho'gall]: The <Twilight's Hammer>?
    From [Cho'gall]: Ya.
    To [Cho'gall]: Sure.
    Cho'gall has joined the guild.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: whos that?
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: CHO'GALL!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: YOGGY!
    C'thun has promoted Cho'gall to Officer.
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: Thanks
    [Guild][Deathwing]: why i not get officer rank?
    [Guild][C'Thun]: You are weak.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: -.-
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Sorry Death.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: meh ill log off now cya later
    Deathwing has logged out.
    [Guild][C'Thun]: Oh by the way I heard that <Qiraj> wanted to merge with us too.
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]:
    [Guild][Cho'gall]:

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    That was freaking classic! good job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neltharion the Black View Post
    [2. Trade][C'Thun]: The Guild <Old Gods> is looking for mature players! We need all atm. Raiding time is Tuesday - Thursday 6-10.
    From [Cho'gall]: Hey, we should totally merge our Guilds!
    To [Cho'gall]: The <Twilight's Hammer>?
    From [Cho'gall]: Ya.
    To [Cho'gall]: Sure.
    Cho'gall has joined the guild.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: whos that?
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: CHO'GALL!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: YOGGY!
    C'thun has promoted Cho'gall to Officer.
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: Thanks
    [Guild][Deathwing]: why i not get officer rank?
    [Guild][C'Thun]: You are weak.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: -.-
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Sorry Death.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: meh ill log off now cya later
    Deathwing has logged out.
    [Guild][C'Thun]: Oh by the way I heard that <Qiraj> wanted to merge with us too.
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]:
    [Guild][Cho'gall]:
    [Guild][Deathwing]: yo i want to be an officer!
    [Guild][Azshara]: like wut noob rafflewaffle scrub lawlzor
    [Guild][Al'Akir]: yea noob like wtfpwnzar
    [Guild][Ragnaros]: TOO SOOON TOOO SOOON TO BE AN OFFICER
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUCK THIS SHIT IM GUNNA QUIT
    [Guild][Yogg Saron]: dude dont quit listen i got somthing u want
    [Guild][Yogg Saron]: /links pictures of naked Yersa and Alexstraza
    [Guild][Deathwing]: OH SHIT MAN alright ill stay but i want to be an officer! can i have those for a min?
    [Guild][C'thun]: your heart.... will... explode
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: I GOT A BONER
    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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    we need the names of other old gods .. anyone know them ? .. because i sure as hell dont

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    Soggoth the Slitherer [the Darkshore god]

    The only other one I know of

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    Haha i like this thread

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    Meanwhile, in <The Aspects>

    [Guild][Nozdormu]: Yo I have some bad news. I will not be able to be online for a while.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Aw man!

    Nozdormu has logged out.
    [Guild][Ysera]: Night guys cya later.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Night.

    Ysera has logged out.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: ...
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: I feel alone.
    [Guild][Malygos]: im still here
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Huh? You're this guilds biggest grammar nazi, why are you suddenly not capitalizing?
    [Guild][Malygos]: i dunno what ur talking about
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: OH MY GOD!
    [Guild][Malygos]: ?
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: You've gone insane!!!

    Malygos has been kicked out of the guild by Alexstrasza.
    From [Malygos]: ill kill u and all red dragons i find!
    To [Malygos]: Not if I kill you first, you senile, old, insane bastard!
    From [Malygos]: ill go build an army of blue draguns in coldarra and u cant stop me!!!!!!!!!
    To [Malygos]: You can't do that!

    Malygos is ignoring you.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Damn.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Wait that makes me the only member of <The Aspects>. I better go join that new guild, <The Mortal Races> instead.
    Alexstrasza has left the guild.
    Last edited by Neltharion the Black; 2010-07-10 at 10:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eltrollo View Post
    [Guild][Deathwing]: yo i want to be an officer!
    [Guild][Azshara]: like wut noob rafflewaffle scrub lawlzor
    [Guild][Al'Akir]: yea noob like wtfpwnzar
    [Guild][Ragnaros]: TOO SOOON TOOO SOOON TO BE AN OFFICER
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUCK THIS SHIT IM GUNNA QUIT
    [Guild][Yogg Saron]: dude dont quit listen i got somthing u want
    [Guild][Yogg Saron]: /links pictures of naked Yersa and Alexstraza
    [Guild][Deathwing]: OH SHIT MAN alright ill stay but i want to be an officer! can i have those for a min?
    [Guild][C'thun]: your heart.... will... explode
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: I GOT A BONER
    [Guild][Deathwing]: So about that Officer position
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Dude you cant be an officer you JUST joined and you dont even show up for raids
    [Guild][Deathwing]: I DONT CARE I WANT TO BE AN OFFICER !
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: What you gonna do about it? Cry?
    [Guild][Deathwing]: *Sniff*Sniff* no !
    [Guild][C'thun]: Awww da baby need a tissue ? .. dont cry baby i'll get you your nanky
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUCK YOU C'THUN! IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ! i can totally out dps you !
    [Guild][C'thun]: ok if you think so meet me at the dummies in Temple of Ahn'Qiraj.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Can't you just come to Deepholm?
    [Guild][C'thun]: No dumbass. I dont have legs. And besides you have Wings you will get here fast
    [Guild][Deathwing]:Fine BRT, Cho'gall can you port me to Theramore?
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: 10,000 gold
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ><
    An Hour Later
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: So .. DPS Meters?
    [Guild][C'thun]:Recount-Damage Done for Last Fight
    [Guild][C'thun]:1. C'thun 4854765884 (17564.4 99.9%)
    [Guild][C'thun]:2. Deathwing 800 (24.3 00.1%)
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Thats bullshit! I owned the damage there no way he must of hacked his damage meter!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: How do you figure somone hacked their damage meters ? you're an idiot now go cry in a corner you little red headed step child!
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Screw this im going to watch por ... i mean im going to work out !
    Deathwing has logged out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neltharion the Black View Post
    Meanwhile, in <The Aspects>

    [Guild][Nozdormu]: Yo I have some bad news. I will not be able to be online for a while.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Aw man!
    Nozdormu has logged out.
    [Guild][Ysera]: Night guys cya later.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Night.
    Ysera has logged out.
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: ...
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: I feel alone.
    [Guild][Malygos]: im still here
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: Huh? You're this guilds biggest grammar nazi, why are you suddenly not capitalizing?
    [Guild][Malygos]: i dunno what ur talking about
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: OH MY GOD!
    [Guild][Malygos]: ?
    [Guild][Alexstrasza]: You've gone insane!!!
    Malygos has been kicked out of the guild by Alexstrasza.
    From [Malygos]: ill kill u and all red dragons i find!
    To [Malygos]: Not if I kill you first, you senile, old, insane bastard!
    From [Malygos]: ill go build an army of blue draguns in coldarra and u cant stop me!!!!!!!!!
    To [Malygos]: You can't do that!

    Malygos is ignoring you.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Damn.
    [Alexstrasza] says: Wait that makes me the only member of <The Aspects>. I better go join that new guild, <The Mortal Races> instead.
    Alexstrasza has left the guild.
    Meanwhile in the future

    [Nozdormu]: Hmmm what to dooo?
    [Nozdormu]: ooh w8 i know let's kill all bad people in the past so nothing bwad can whappen :3
    [RandomDragon503489]: hey Nozdormu u should totally make a guild and change colour on ur skin so no1 recognises u in the past
    [Nozdormu]: well ofc my fellow apprentice we be called Super ultra Aspect of DOOOM
    [RandomDragon503489]: errrrhh.... can't we take something better like tellytubby aspect or Infinite aspect?
    [Nozdormu]: Grrrr.... ok Infinite will do.... i'll destroy u in the past u'll c
    [RandomDragon503489]: what did u say?
    [Nozdormu]:err... nothing nothing.

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    I'm enjoying this immensely
    [21:24:13] [G] [80:Exeption]: i'm a warlock kinda harry potter myself
    Quote Originally Posted by Martyn 470 View Post
    hes not that technologically advanced, all he needs is google and a right hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omen321 View Post
    [Guild][Deathwing]: So about that Officer position
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: Dude you cant be an officer you JUST joined and you dont even show up for raids
    [Guild][Deathwing]: I DONT CARE I WANT TO BE AN OFFICER !
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: What you gonna do about it? Cry?
    [Guild][Deathwing]: *Sniff*Sniff* no !
    [Guild][C'thun]: Awww da baby need a tissue ? .. dont cry baby i'll get you your nanky
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUCK YOU C'THUN! IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ! i can totally out dps you !
    [Guild][C'thun]: ok if you think so meet me at the dummies in Temple of Ahn'Qiraj.
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Can't you just come to Deepholm?
    [Guild][C'thun]: No dumbass. I dont have legs. And besides you have Wings you will get here fast
    [Guild][Deathwing]:Fine BRT, Cho'gall can you port me to Theramore?
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: 10,000 gold
    [Guild][Deathwing]: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ><
    An Hour Later
    [Guild][Yogg-Saron]: So .. DPS Meters?
    [Guild][C'thun]:Recount-Damage Done for Last Fight
    [Guild][C'thun]:1. C'thun 4854765884 (17564.4 99.9%)
    [Guild][C'thun]:2. Deathwing 800 (24.3 00.1%)
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Thats bullshit! I owned the damage there no way he must of hacked his damage meter!
    [Guild][Cho'gall]: How do you figure somone hacked their damage meters ? you're an idiot now go cry in a corner you little red headed step child!
    [Guild][Deathwing]: Screw this im going to watch por ... i mean im going to work out !
    Deathwing has logged out

    u reacted to mine that means mine is cannon
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  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Eltrollo View Post
    u reacted to mine that means mine is cannon
    cannon, rofl .. i think the aspect thing too .. its also awsome :P

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