So, recent events in Andorhal have my Forsaken Mage pondering the option of packing his things an moving to a little chateau on Ghostlands. I'm a bit mad with Lady S. for two reasons: She kinda striped the forsaken of the free will (that was out top thing) and she is playing a dangerous and fatal game with her actions.
I always felt that being a forsaken was all about the free will, the pure choice to do whatever you want, Killing humans for fun, drowning kittens and having orphans for brunch, well, maybe evil but was our choice. But now with these new forsaken that most probably are being controlled into servitude, shit got nasty as hell.
What happened to our equalitarian society? hell, we are evil and such, but all the undead were treated tthe same way. In death there was no royalty or nobility, we all served voluntarely to our banshe queen. But now with these new mindless forsaken, were do they stand? were do we stand with them? are we suposed to use them as cannon fodder? No fosaken should, only living beings, such as humans, kittens and orphans.
Can't she just keep turning scarlets? Lilan Voss might have done a fuzz at first, but she is pretty well on our side now. Could we just farm the scarlets for new recruits? the sheer self loathe would turn them to us in no time (again, Lilian Voss). No one really cares about what happens to the scarlets anyway, so that would be a nice way.
But here she comes, bonkers after her reason of living is gone. As Illidan put it "The hunter is nothing without the prey" So Sylvanas might have chosen to learn macrame to channel her frustrations, but noooo, lets make new mindless forsaken from inocent villagers, YAY!!
I really (as a forsaken) don't care about the villagers, but the shit she is pulling has to be the worse PR I have seen since Garrosh on the Theramore summit (Now he is cool, damn you Garrosh). Does she really thinks that she can kill dumb human villagers, raise them into slavery, and get away with it? does she really think that everyone is going to say "Nah, its cool" ?. She says she is doing this for the future of the forsaken, but she might as well cover us in fish entrails and throw us into a murloc settlement. She might as well sell forsaken as dummy targets. We are no loner that funny racist uncle, we are the uncle that abused you as a child.
She is putting forsaken at the eyes of everyone as abominations bent on destroying the world (well, we kinda are). But she kicked self preservation over the cliff and laughed as she rubbed her bussoms frenetically. She turned herself into the most apealling target since The lich king, and of course the argent crusade will find this utmostly delicious. She has condemned herself to the eyes of every living creature (who happens to be the mayority, you banshee genious) and its a matter of time before she gets into Crowley's hit list.
And her plan is weak shit, she really thinks that everyone is going to set idle as she amases a fuckumental army? nope, if Garrosh knows something, is to deal with threats before they grow too big, that ogre headed bufoon. If she had done this as she had done thus far, behind the courtins, amasing the most greatly magnificent pestilent army in a SUBLTE way, I might have joined her. You play the cards when you make the best hand possible, if you lose then at least you tried, but you (unless that you have gone completely batshit crazy) start killing stupid farmers under Tirion's fucking Fordring nose. At one point your turgent mumified breasts are going to stop working for you miss.
Sylvanas, your plan sucks. Maybe you have gotten overconfident, maybe you are just nuts, but expect my "family meeting" to occur when the earthen ring, the argent crusade, the ebon blade, garrosh's abnormaly shaped head and varian's chin come knocking to your door. Ill be drinking mimosas on Tranqillien when they put your head on a pike for your half-assed plan.
What do my fellow Forsaken think?