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    Blademaster Sofakiller's Avatar
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    Talking Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

    This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

    Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

    Example:
    Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
    Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
    "I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
    Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
    "I wish for..."
    And so on...

    I will start,

    I wish I was a billionare!
    Error 404, signature not found!

    Corrupt someone's wish!

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    Granted, But you are in fact a big fan of gambling and lose it all in poker!
    I wish for Lazer Eyes!

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    Granted, but upon looking in a mirror your lasers are reflected thus melting your own face.

    I wish I had cataclysm.

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    Granted, you will get cataclysm, but the Key i already in use.
    I wish for total chaos and misery in the world.

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    gratnted , but they never turn off.
    i wish i could play every instrument!

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    Granted, but you will get paralyzed in your whole body after and car accident.

    I wish for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freezion View Post
    Granted, you will get cataclysm, but the Key i already in use.
    I wish for total chaos and misery in the world.
    granted, but it turns out mars is habitable and we all move there.

    I wish i was Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freezion View Post
    I wish for nothing.
    Granted. You are suddenly surrounded by total nothingness. You are also nothing but a disembodied mind, trapped forever in an unchanging void.

    I wish I wasn't flat-chested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YBT View Post
    granted, but it turns out mars is habitable and we all move there.

    I wish i was Chuck Norris.
    Granted, however you are now bored and depressed as you have obtained all and there is no longer any goals to pursue.

    I wish to live in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    I wish I wasn't flat-chested.
    Granted, but you will forever be hassled by chauvinistic men and over-weight lesbians.

    I wish I wasn't so depressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhabin View Post
    Granted, however you are now bored and depressed as you have obtained all and there is no longer any goals to pursue.

    I wish to live in peace.
    Granted, you are now a member of PETA and are forced to marry and make love to a Lama.

    I wish for Bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaMarius View Post
    I wish I wasn't so depressed.
    Granted. You are now functionally retarded and spend your day diapered, banging pots with spoons, in your mother's basement checked on hourly by your caregiver to ensure you haven't swallowed anything too large and shiny. But you feel very happy.

    I wish I could afford that pair of boots I want.

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    MY EYES!!!!!

    I wish I can un-see that which I have seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobberney View Post
    This interests me
    Granted but Chuck is a naked dude with a boner.

    I wish for
    Granted, however the amount of penis in this picture gets you banhammered.
    I wish for world peace and prosperity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manspackle View Post
    Granted, however the amount of penis in this picture gets you banhammered.
    I wish for world peace and prosperity.
    granted the entire world gains peace in death. no one is alive and no one fights.

    I wish for a silver penny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dunee View Post
    granted the entire world gains peace in death. no one is alive and no one fights.

    I wish for a silver penny
    Granted... But you swallow the penny.

    I wish Jim Varney was alive again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mijen View Post
    Granted... But you swallow the penny.

    I wish Jim Varney was alive again.
    Granted, but Jim gets the shotgun.

    I wish Mijen would fix his armory links in his signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurzon View Post
    Granted, but Jim gets the shotgun.

    I wish Mijen would fix his armory links in his signature.
    Granted but when you click on them, your computer explodes.

    I wish my shift was over.

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    granted, but you are fired!

    i wish i had some jummy muffins!

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    Granted, but they're poisoned.

    I wish for santa to be real.
    Haha, then you got a nice GM.* Once had a guildy who's ZG snake "TrouserSnake" was renamed (by the GM) to Bob.* Since this was way back in Vanilla, we all laughed at him and his snake that got "Bobbed".

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