Originally Posted by
Direpanda
Ooh! This is a great thread idea!
Historically, I've seen:
Death Knights complain about not being able to kill everything with two button presses, snap aggro when tanking, and healers in PVP. Healers are so broken, you know.
Druids complain about having only one button whilst AoE tanking and being worthless in Arena. Because 2's isn't real Arena anyway, and BG's don't actually count as PVP, and Cyclone is completely overrated guys!
Hunters complain about boring PVE rotations, pets not being viable endgame tanks, CC that requires half a brain to use, dead zones (kiting is hard!), and Readiness not refreshing Bestial Wrath's cooldown, because you should totally be able to destroy any caster at all with two button presses. The impossibility of solidly balancing a ranged physical DPS with high-power instant attacks on different cooldowns for PVE and PVP led to Cata's transformation of them into ranged Rogues.
Mages complain about Blink and everything else. Srsly. While Pally QQ, Shaman QQ, and Warrior QQ are relatively new in their intensity, original beta Mages actually had a spell called "Conjure QQ". This spell has been removed from the game files, as Blizzard decided that pressing a button to QQ was contrary to their game design intentions for the Mage; they instead have the spell surgically implanted into the prefrontal cortex of every Mage player at level 10.
Paladins used to stoically suffer in silence, then after everyone rolled a Pally in 3.0, oceans of QQ come from the Blood Elves every time another nerf hits Ret. More recently, there's QQ over not being awesome AOE tanks with a single Consecrate and losing their niche as The Only Healer Who Can Keep the MT Alive. Paladins just can't STAND being a balanced class. It's OP or bust.
Priests mostly complain about other people being stupid and expecting to get heals. Even when they're Shadow specced. Priests are possibly the most sympathetic of all classes. Or they were until they started complaining about the names of their new talents.
Rogues QQ whenever they fail to kill something in PVP or whenever they're beneath the #1 theoretical DPS spec in PVE. It's kinda sad, really. More recently, they QQ over losing 100-0 stunlocks, because fighting opponents who can actually fight back is hard.
Now that other classes are getting Shaman buffs, we see that people rolled Shaman because they thought the class name was actually "Beautiful Unique Snowflake". The complaining is delicious to anyone who's lost a raid slot to Bloodlust.
Warlocks QQ whenever somebody else gets a fear-break, because fighting opponents that can actually fight back isn't any fun at all. See Rogues.
And Warriors QQ about threat, about Titan Grip, about snares, about snare breaks, about rage normalization, about their new abilities in Cata, about magic or elemental damage, about gathering AOE aggro, and most of all about other classes getting MS or the ability to viably raid-tank, despite being the best-designed PVP class and the most interactive and flexible endgame tanks for most of WoW's lifetime.
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