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    death knight funeral home worker

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    Frost mages would make awesome fire fighter, summon the elemental and sit back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aroldo View Post
    Fury warrior = Lumberjack (need i say more)
    big choppinz!


    i was gonna say hunter -> hunter >< but someone beat me to it. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by muto View Post
    Shaman = Meteorologist
    Rogue = Porn Star
    Priest = Doctor
    Death Knight = Metal Band Member
    Warlock = Tattoo Artist
    Paladin = Police Officer
    Druid = Astronaut
    Warrior = Solider
    Hunter = Zoo Keeper
    Mage = Librarian
    most of these make sense...but the bold... what?
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    If [the dps] are on the wrong target, then they are playing badly and should be corrected and / or mocked, depending on how you roll.

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    Warrior: Football player. Intercept, charge, thunder clap and intervene. That would be hilarious.
    Mage: Could be a cook, no need for refridgerator, the food would be hot in no time...or the Mage could just conjure some
    Druid: Ehm, I dunno, Zoo?
    That's all I've got for now

  5. #45
    Druid - Circus Bear on unicycle
    Shaman - Circus Power Generator
    Rogue - Pick pocket for customers in said circus
    Mage - Creates "ooohhh sparkle" distraction for said rogue

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    I think a druid could be a kindergarden teacher.

    Just go cat form and all kids will hug you, then you can just lay around and watch how your bank account gets filled in a very low pace because of the low payment that they get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oni View Post
    [facepalm.jpg]

    Srly? Thief? A real life job? THIEF?!?! FARLY OBVIOUS?!!?!?!?! WHAT!?
    Easy on him, he's been playing too much sims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizikz View Post
    big choppinz!
    most of these make sense...but the bold... what?
    Consider that Rogues are a class that can use fist weapons and have a talent tree that can be shortened to Ass.

    Off you go.
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    Mage would also be available to do that, they would simply drink a potion (The new potion of illusion in cataclysm)

    And turn into a hot woman, then mirror image, and turn back into a male, now. You have 3 hot twins only for you, however you might wanna hurry, 30 seconds ain't much.... ;D

    Edit: Sorry for my disturbing way of thinking. some would say i'm a genius though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucaya View Post
    warlock would be a pimp. he can summon a hooker (and doesn't even have to pay for her, neither food nor shares of the clients!).
    Forgot Quote ^

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    Shaman
    Starter of a cult.
    HE can walk over the water and die and come back alive.

    I heared that somewhere before, can't remeber.

  11. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by thedoomsayer View Post
    death knight funeral home worker
    oh the havoc you could reek!

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by theorangebox View Post
    Mage would also be available to do that, they would simply drink a potion (The new potion of illusion in cataclysm)

    And turn into a hot woman, then mirror image, and turn back into a male, now. You have 3 hot twins only for you, however you might wanna hurry, 30 seconds ain't much.... ;D

    Edit: Sorry for my disturbing way of thinking. some would say i'm a genius though.
    You, sir, are a genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fizikz View Post
    big choppinz!


    i was gonna say hunter -> hunter >< but someone beat me to it. lol

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    most of these make sense...but the bold... what?
    Rogues do it from behind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangebox View Post
    Mage would also be available to do that, they would simply drink a potion (The new potion of illusion in cataclysm)

    And turn into a hot woman, then mirror image, and turn back into a male, now. You have 3 hot twins only for you, however you might wanna hurry, 30 seconds ain't much.... ;D

    Edit: Sorry for my disturbing way of thinking. some would say i'm a genius though.
    we call those triplets.

    Druid would be a good astronomer or Herbologist.

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    Fury Warrior - Kindergarten Teacher

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    Arms warriors- Football/baseball players
    Fury warriors- Funding the anger management clinic
    Prot warriors- Police
    Arcane mages- Astronomers
    Fire mages- Pyrotechnics
    Frost mages- Saving the polar bears
    Afflic locks- Bullying children
    Demo locks- Bullying priests
    Destro locks- Domestic abusers
    Disc priests- Shielding police
    Spriests- Working at Hot Topic
    Holy priests/pallies/Prot pallies- Running an orphanage/homeless shelter/animal shelter.
    Ret pallies- That sports player that thanks God for everything
    Boomkins- Laser light and fireworks shows
    Feral- Guarding wildlife reserves
    Resto druids/shamans- The people who work on cleaning the earth, making it eco-friendly, etc.
    Elem shammies- Tornado chasers
    Enhance shammies- Native American chieftain (can't think of anything for them)
    Rogues- Drug dealers. (They used to make poisons and they are sneaky)
    BM hunters- Animal trainers
    MM/Surv hunters- ...hunters?
    Blood DK- In prison.
    Frost DK- The guy across your street with bodies in a freezer.
    Unholy DK- Morgue.. provided they can resist their temptations to try and bring the people back to life, or explode them.
    Last edited by Fowl; 2010-07-29 at 03:59 AM.

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