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    What's with the dragon aspects dressing like whores?

    Why would all-powerful dragon deities need to make their human forms attractive to the teeming wormy mortal masses?

    I'm sure their dragon forms are unspeakably hot to other dragons, who are the only creatures they'd be interested in attracting.

    Then again, that Bolvar sure is a cutie. Or was, before that red dragon bimbo sneezed on him and half the alliance heroes.

    Stupid red dragons.

    What was I talking about?

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    There was very little clothing aat the dawn of time. Lazy tailors

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    Sounds like someone got turned down for a date by a dragon aspect.

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    who do you think designs and makes the majority of the models in this game?
    "Laws should be made of iron, not of pudding."

    “A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.”

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    If they didn't, Deathwing wouldn't be the slightest interested in this world and we wouldn't have anything to play.

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    Can't wait for Nozdormu.

    Errrrrr I mean... ammmm... LOOK OVER THERE! *Points*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaseladen View Post
    Sounds like someone got turned down for a date by a dragon aspect.
    I didn't get turned down, I just got sent to the back of the line.

    I'm #2358th. Moving up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann View Post
    Can't wait for Nozdormu.

    Errrrrr I mean... ammmm... LOOK OVER THERE! *Points*
    I find the phrase "Cant wait for Nozdormu" to be a tad odd..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaseladen View Post
    Sounds like someone got turned down for a date by a dragon aspect.
    This. Lol.

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    Not enough mats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Side View Post
    I find the phrase "Cant wait for Nozdormu" to be a tad odd..
    No time to lose! Quick, we must hurry to be in the nick of time!

    Bad puns are bad.



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    Dragons are usually naked. Its odd that their human forms have any clothes.

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    The less it covers, the higher the armor rating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalahn View Post
    The less it covers, the higher the armor rating.
    One of the two rules of fantasy. The second one is that contrary to real world mechanics, larger breasts increase your chance to hit with sword or bow.



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    Quote Originally Posted by zoma View Post
    Dragons are usually naked. Its odd that their human forms have any clothes.
    As an aggressively nerdy gaming/fantasy dork of many years, I may have developed a fetish for dragons.

    Nothing too crazy, but I'm having a dragon suit made that I'm going to insist my sexual partners wear.

    If I ever have one.

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    well... in greek mythology all the gods and goddesses were more beautiful than any mortal... so the dragon aspect leaders are almost like gods themselves, and what other way to make them look more attractive than to give them less clothing? xD

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    Well, explain to me why wouldn't they want attractive mortal forms? If you could shape your body to look like anything, I'm sure you'd try to look your best. Nobody said that the dragons weren't a little vain. Plus, Deathwing and Ysera kind of blow your thesis to pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann View Post
    One of the two rules of fantasy. The second one is that contrary to real world mechanics, larger breasts increase your chance to hit with sword or bow.
    Rule 3: The main heros hair can and will defy gravity

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    Quote Originally Posted by stormshadow243 View Post
    Well, explain to me why wouldn't they want attractive mortal forms? If you could shape your body to look like anything, I'm sure you'd try to look your best. Nobody said that the dragons weren't a little vain. Plus, Deathwing and Ysera kind of blow your thesis to pieces.
    The Deathwing mortal form we've seen so far is a placeholder. In the retail version he'll be wearing thongs and a feather boa and whisper "Hello sailor" to random players.



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