Come gather ‘round players
Yes, even the gnomes
And admit that the servers
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
There’ll be more mobs to pwn
If your account to you
Is worth savin’.
Better cast water-walkin’
Or you’ll sink like a stone
For the game it is a-changin’
Come lurkers and trolls
Who reside on the forums
And never see people
Outside of your dorm
Oh don’t post too soon
For the mods, they did warn
And there’s no tellin’ who
They’ll be bannin’.
For the n00bzor now
Could be full of teh win
For the game it is a-changin’.
Come warriors, paladins
Please heed the call
Don’t ask which is better:
DP or shield wall
For the druids and death knights
Are havin’ a ball
Watching the time
You are wastin’.
Anyone can tank
Since the Lich King did fall
For the game it is a-changin’.
Come mages and warlocks
Knock off your QQ
You sit out of range
Tossing out your pew pew
And freak out when the mana
Bar isn’t blue
OOM’s comin’ back
Quit the hatin’.
Just be glad you’re not rogues
And STFU
For the game it is a-changin’.
The beta is open
The alpha is cast
The previews are over
Don’t dwell on the past
Let’s just all take a breather
And try to chillax
There’s an epic amount
Of nerd ragin’.
They’ll fix it all later
In a huge future patch
For the game it is a-changin’.