It was already posted back at page 20-something. So no, someone already did think of it.
If anyone wants him holding something specific, ask for it and it shall be done. I don't have any good image editing programmes (hell, I've been doing all mine using the in-browser editor, pixlr, cuz I'm in the office), but some people in here have mad photoshopping skills (see the subway and national geo ones for reference).