Been a while since there was a joke thread floating around. Or, at least, the search came up empty.
Wowbash has a lot of jokes on it, so feel free to grab your favourite from there to post here. Or check out any other community sites that have jokes you've come across.
Following are two that I made up myself. Groan or laugh, but please don't put anyone down for their joke submissions. It's all in good fun.
Q. Why do I admire my class trainer so much?
A. Because he respecs me.
Q. What did Moroes say during dinner with Gruul the Dragonkiller?
A. "I've gronn and made a mess."
And for good measure, here is one I read on Wowbash that I found to be pretty funny:
A dwarf goes into a bar one Friday night, orders four beers, downs them and then leaves. This repeats every Friday for a few weeks until one week, the bartender says, "Hey, you've been coming in here every Friday night for the last few weeks. You always order four beers, drink them and leave. What's up with that?"
"Well," replies the dwarf, "I have three brothers, see. Every Friday night we used to share a beer together. These days, my brothers are away travelling, so I drink a beer in their stead."
A few more weeks go by, then one Friday night, the dwarf orders just three beers.
"Oh no!" says the bartender. "Did something happen to one your brothers?"
"Nah," respond the dwarf, "I quit drinking."