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What game first sparked your interest in gaming? Was it World of Warcraft?
MMO-Champion
So, I were bored, so I thought up this new and exciting game to play.
Life:
Life is a MMRPG (Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game) where you can only have one character.
You cannot choose a class instead you expand upon a blank slate from the moment you are born (Character Creation).
You can do anything you wish for and there is no limitations expect for physical laws and your own sense of right and wrong.
You can not, not play Life.
How do I win at life? You can't, it is a MMRPG, and is thereby ever-expanding. New content is constantly being streamed straight to the game world.
How do I lose at life? You cannot lose at life.
Leveling up is very simple, you gain one level for every year of played time. Some players will level more slowly than others. (Female Characters develop skills significantly faster than Male Characters upon leveling up)
In Life, you CAN have a Moose.
Please note that this is merely a joke, it is not intended to be taken seriously in any context in any dimension ever. I sincerely apologize to anyone I may offend with this thread.
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Thread: New fabulous game.
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2010-08-18, 01:15 AM #1Deleted
New fabulous game.
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2010-08-18, 01:17 AM #2Dreadlord
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sweet im def rolling a bear!
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2010-08-18, 01:22 AM #3DeletedWould that be.. A fabulous bear?
Originally Posted by BM-Hunter
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2010-08-18, 01:28 AM #4High Overlord
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go home 4chan noob
This bro told a cool story on 2009-12-03 and proudly took part in the banfest.
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2010-08-18, 01:54 AM #5Titan
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I beg to differ... Originally Posted by FunFarm
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2010-08-18, 01:56 AM #6High Overlord
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mushroom
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2010-08-18, 01:58 AM #7Stood in the Fire
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l2play Originally Posted by kalyynthefailadin
.. is there rez sickness?
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2010-08-18, 02:00 AM #8Scarab Lord
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sounds a lot like fallout 3...
1) Load the amount of weight I would deadlift onto the bench
2) Unrack
3) Crank out 15 reps
4) Be ashamed of constantly skipping leg day
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2010-08-18, 02:01 AM #9The Lightbringer
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I've been playing this game for 24 years now. But whenever I try to kill someone for a quest I'm put in "jail." Jail is a very boring aspect of the game, and makes me wanna quit. Originally Posted by FunFarm
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2010-08-18, 02:11 AM #10Scarab Lord
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i find if you ignore the 'bring me mr/mrs x's head or other body part quest' its quite easy, though the collect quests are tiresome. Originally Posted by Northy
1) Load the amount of weight I would deadlift onto the bench
2) Unrack
3) Crank out 15 reps
4) Be ashamed of constantly skipping leg day
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2010-08-18, 02:13 AM #11Deleted
I wanna be king! Can i be king of life? Pretty please!!
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2010-08-18, 02:14 AM #12Dreadlord
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You forgot to mention you only have one life and that you can't run back to your corpse.
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2010-08-18, 02:14 AM #13Epic!
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I was seriously offended. I demand an apology.
Originally Posted by Ayirasi
I took part in the LSAT/Cataclysm release date thread. Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1
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2010-08-18, 02:14 AM #14Dreadlord
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anytime i ask for someone's spec they call me a racist.
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2010-08-18, 02:16 AM #15Scarab Lord
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there are no respawn points in our realm? what happens if i get lag.. im dead... Originally Posted by Thorzon
inb4 casuals nerf life to make it easy...o.......wait......1) Load the amount of weight I would deadlift onto the bench
2) Unrack
3) Crank out 15 reps
4) Be ashamed of constantly skipping leg day
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2010-08-18, 02:18 AM #16Titan
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If you're lagging you need to work out, lose some weight... Originally Posted by willtron
there are no respawn points in our realm? what happens if i get lag.. im dead...
inb4 casuals nerf life to make it easy...o.......wait......
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2010-08-18, 02:19 AM #17Blademaster
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Originally Posted by Aetherilium
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2010-08-18, 02:20 AM #18Immortal
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giggled srsly; yesterday i killed some wolf and it droped like 10 decent tooths and a tail, pretty awesome game i say! Originally Posted by BM-Hunter
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2010-08-18, 02:23 AM #19Dreadlord
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Rich people are OP. =(
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2010-08-18, 02:24 AM #20Titan
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I'd just like to say that life has a much higher monthly fee than wow, plus the micro-transactions are pretty much required...
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