Weapon enchants you would like to see!!!!

[zixi]

Go wild,go berserk,go crazy with your weapon enchants.Post your favorite weapon enchant you would like.....

But don't exaggerate too much...

[VoodooStu]

fish? - enchants your 1h or 2h weapon to look like a fish. it also has a .01% chance to turn the enemy into a murloc for 1/2 a second.

[Deleted]

0.000001% chance on hit to instantly kill the target

[Cluck]

Enchant Weapon - String: Attaches some string to your weapon, allowing it to be used as a fishing pole.

[SonsofDisaster]

Enchant Weapon - String: Attaches some string to your weapon, allowing it to be used as a fishing pole.

I support this idea completely.

[Shamslam]

Windfury Weapon for everyone again. Make it happen.

[Deleted]

Enchant Weapon - Viper
Permanently enchant a melee weapon to occasionally increase Agility by 280 and attack speed slightly.
Requires a level 60 or higher item.

[Aerikaya]

Any enchant that adds Stamina, dodge, and/or parry that isn't a proc.

[Vash]

An enchant that changes how you look when it procs. Like the proc on

http://www.wowarmory.com/item-info.xml?i=50362

Not enough of that going around.

[scudmuffin]

a decent caster enchant that isn't passive

eg. chance on spellcast to put down an inferno type thing on your target that deals damage to everything in the radius for 20 seconds

[Ryquis]

Enchant Weapon - Gnomicide
Allows non undead to use the cannabalize skill on all Gnome corpses

But in all seriousness, we saw a giant slaying enchant in wotlk that was poop, how about a dragon slaying enchant that is actually better than other options against dragons, give the elitist min-maxers some love

[scudmuffin]

Enchant Weapon: Chain.
makes your weapon go like this -
ninja gaiden video

I like this idea better

[Remember]

How about a useful tanking enchant for once?

Enchant Weapon - Fervor
Permanently enchants a melee weapon to increase Stamina by XXX and sometimes heal on avoided strikes.

[warcrimes]

an enchant that makes your weapon erupt in flames and then your weapon shoots 3 fireballs we can call it fiery on steroids

[huth]

Weapon - Unpredictable
Often causes a randomly chosen spell to be cast when you cause damage.

You never know what might happen...

[Cluck]

Weapon - Unpredictable
Often causes a randomly chosen spell to be cast when you cause damage.

You never know what might happen...

Improving on this thought!

Enchant Weapon - Chaos
Unpredictably causes a random spell to affect someone somewhere.

[Shamslam]

Weapon - Unpredictable
Often causes a randomly chosen spell to be cast when you cause damage.

You never know what might happen...

Gnomes can do enchants now? 0,o

[huth]

They've been able to do so since vanilla... for some reason, nobody noticed.

[Yöjimbo]

Improving on this thought!

Enchant Weapon - Chaos
Unpredictably causes a random spell to affect someone somewhere.

Just questing along... huh why do I have living bomb on me?

World pvping, crap I got aggro from something *Whaleshark*

[BTF777]

Heres my ideas

For Plate DPS : Enchant 2h weapon:Brute Strength - Permanantley adds 500 strength to the weapons user
(DK Version) Rune of the vicious - Permanantley adds 500 Strength to a weapon
(DK 1h version) Rune of the ravenous - Permanantley adds 250 strength to a weapon
Visual appearance : A crimson red glow that pulses and occasionally has black lightning sparks go down it

For rogues
Enchant weapon:Lethality - Permanantley adds 250Agility and 250Haste rating to a weapon
Visual appearance : Black cloud w/ occasional green lightning

For caster dps
Enchant weapon : Speed : Permanantley adds 500 Haste to a weapon
Visual appearance : Purple lightning (Imagine mongoose but purple)

For tanks :
Enchant weapon : Threatening presence : Increases threat generated by 50%
(I was gonna say randomly procs an aoe taunt , but that could be bad on bosses when its not your turn lol)
Visual appearance : Black cloudy glow that occasionally has ghost skulls go around the weilder

And I saved the best for last
Enchant weapon : Douchebane - When attacked by an enemy player , but outside of a battleground/arena , instantly inflicts 999,999,999 dmg to the attacker and summons a 700 foot tall beast that will camp the attacker for 1 hour.
Visual effect : Black cloud with occasional green lightning sparks, and occasional ghost skulls

OP , straightfoward not proccing enchants , FTW!