Funny things drunk/high players have done?

[Satyrn]

I'm at work and bored, share some stories of drunk/high players doing stupid things in wow.

Last week i was came home from a going away party, apparantly i hopped on wow and gave my friend 18k gold, while insulting him and his sister. Slowly remembering next day was fun.

Also i remember back when raiding gruuls lair, my gm dared and officer (who was already off his face drunk) to do 5 or 8 shots, irc, and keep his mic on vent, this resulted in and "ooh god" then sounds of vommiting as he threw it all up on his keyboard.

[Dreadnor]

a guildie changed their name from nubmatic to drunkmatic

[Notmagnik]

MT passed out at his keyboard in 80 naxx days while doing the heigan dance. That was fun -.-

[Crumpet]

tried to do a few instances after getting rat-faced at party, ran around and caused havoc in two of them, and finally passed out on my keyboard during the third.

[Vainde]

I remember breaking my ankle... All I have to say is:
Painkillers
The Barrens
Tallstriders
Laughter

[archaenjil]

In ICC we had a healer high off his ass and kept talking about it and how great these chips were when he started eating them. And ... then ... slowly ... just ... went ... afk... and never came back.

[Negrido]

Had a tank back in vanilla that would play plastered from time to time. He was a great tank and a swell guy.
But when drunk he was so much better at tanking that it was amazing. I was never able to pull from him, and I had the guild note "Threat whore". He would pull one pack seamlessly after the other, survive things easily that would normally cause pause. All the while rambling incoherently over vent.

[Flood]

I remember getting one of the Void achievements in Occ without actually being awake due to passing the hell out.
I've explained more boss fights drunk than sober.
I was never a better healer high, but I sure bitched a lot less about DPS f-ing up on fights.
I'm a bit drunk right now.

I'm beginning to see a pattern.

[Oneru]

Some drunk players went on Suggestion forums and asked Blizz to create Lightwell.

Nah really, we had a tank back in the MC days who some times managed to pull Golemagg from the bridge. No idea how he did it still, but everyone started running back, while he just stood there. His inane giggling on vent pretty much told us what we all knew: drunk again. He also managed to go afk in bossfights to watch porn and let us hear it all on vent. Didn't last in the guild very long, gladly.

[montazum10]

It always feel like a waste of a high to play WoW.

[Athinah]

A friend of mine, called The gleader irl rambling how great she was and the guild. Later he changed his name. Then another friend got drunk went into the sw bank after a raid and just kept rampling about how many bones there was in a high far off voice.

[MonsieuRoberts]

A guy I know who used to be a friend resocketed every slot on his Hunter's gear with Stamina and demanded that he be allowed to tank any boss he wanted. I'm sure if you've ever raided with Gates of Babylon or Rottin Bastids, you'll know exactly who I'm talking about.

Then again, how many people reading this are even from Argent Dawn...

[Deleted]

I once came home with my girlfriend after a party. I was drunk as never before and decided to play WoW while she was taking a shower before bed. The guild was short on one main tank on ToC10 when I loged in so I took it.

My girlfriend came out of the shower and draged me to the bed in the middle of the faction fight. Next day I wake up with my headphones and mic around my neck and still inside Ventrilo. Guildless, but with awesome mails.

[Ruryk]

One of my good friends who is a hunter that I won't name (however I'm sure if anyone from my server were reading this they could figure out who it is) pretty much always raids drunk, says some of the funniest things I've ever heard... and we typically have one or two girls in our raids who he always hits on. Hilarious.

[Zaerix]

My guild leader always used to raid drunk and would say some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

Most memorable was when we were doing the Mimiron fight for the first few times, I died twice in a row to the napalm in phase 1 so he basically screamed something incoherent over vent that I'm sure was directed at me and then when I didn't die the next time, he said this during the phase change:

"Ya see? Dog pisses on the carpet once, hit it with a newspaper. Twice, hit it with a newspaper. If it does it a third time, get rid of it. You just saved yourself from getting kicked."

And then there was a mage who was either very fat or had the munchies a lot because every other raiding night, every time he spoke he had a mouth full of some random snack food.