As the match countdown begins, all of the Swarm's soldiers gather in the hatchery.
Zergling: Ok, guys, as soon as the match starts, everybody rush to their base and kill the CC.
Queen: OMFG that never works. Half of you stay on defense.
Drone: I'm going to get the mines.
Roach: You tard, that's stupid. We need to go cap Bal.
Zerglings die: Oh FFS, why didn't anyone else go with me.
Queen: I told you that fails every time.
Zerglings: It failed because no one came with me you moron.
Drones: ZOMG- so many reapers in the mines. *drones die*
Roach: Ok, well you guys are morons so we lost already, now help me cap Bal so we don't lose horribly.
Ultralisks: No, guys, if we just push, we can kill their command center.
OMFG I CAN"T GET OVER THIS DAMN BRIDGE!!!111!!1!!
*The Zerg have captured Snowfall Graveyard*
Zerglings: Are you guys %@*#ing serious?
Roach: Help me kill Bal, I want points.
Queen: They are coming onto the creep. Hey, how come we can't wall off?
Roach: HALP AT BAL!ELEVENTY!!1!
*Zerg will be revealed in 25 seconds*
Zerglings: You guys are all noobs.