fail scam-mails

[pdizzle]

howdy y'all, i just recently recieved the most fail scam email today and i lol'ed so i thought it might make a funny thread if you told us the most fail one you have ever gotten, here is mine:
Greetings!
When we carry out a routine check when the account, we have evidence to show that your account has been involved in the disputed transactions.
So we have to inform you visit our website fill out some information to facilitate our investigation.
If you can not tie in with our soon we will have to temporarily lock your account.

Sincerely,
Blizzard, Inc.
Copyright @ 2010 Blizzard, Inc. All rights reserved.

ahit sorry, my bad

[llDemonll]

thanks for posting live links.

[Kawakazi]

Better edit out that website before you eat a banhammer.

[Miralynn]

Eh, I've seen that one before... and probably get 3-4 a day between that and the beta scam stuff. Of course, I get them all at an e-mail address that only serves as a spam filter that I use on any website that requires registration. XD

[The_Butcher]

I concur, remove the link.
on topic I've had fail-er spamscam in game, one attempting to threaten to ban my account and shut it down permanently if I didn't go to a website that misspelled warcraft with two c's and comply. -_-

[BirdLady68]

I get one where everything looks pretty good except when they sign it "Blizzard Entertainmen". They leave the T off.

[Lagwin]

at least that one was slightly cohearent...i usualy end up whith a cut and paste job from several difrent emails orderd in such a way as to make no sence atall,
the one i get most of all though it the greetings, we can and will close the account blah blah blah...dosnt say i'm under investigation it dosnt say what for or which charecter
its a wonder ppl actualy fall for some of these :S

[Dion04]

Eh, I've seen that one before... and probably get 3-4 a day between that and the beta scam stuff. Of course, I get them all at an e-mail address that only serves as a spam filter that I use on any website that requires registration. XD

Here is what I use for registration fake emails.
http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/

[w00t]

I have yet to get any. I wonder if I'll get any now, after registering on this site =D We will find out, I guess.

[Tikaru]

*sigh*

Read the stickies please.

[Drakhar]

I get a lot of similar sounding tells in game, some just fail so hard at the English language that it makes me lol. Also love some of the character names they come up with to message you, something like "B£ïzzàrdwöwgm"