Guess the meeting of Varian Wrynn and Genn Greymane.

[thatbezoguy]

Varian: By the Light!

Genn: Hi, uh, remember me? Been a while since we had a chat, you and I.

Varian: Since about the time you put up the Greymane wall, I'd say.

Genn: Yeah, about that. Good news on that front, Varian. As of today, the wall no longer stands.

Varian: You've changed your mind about keeping the outside world from Gilneas.

Genn: Not exactly changed my mind so much. You remember Lordaeron? Nice people, all dead. Turns out they objected to my wall.

Varian: The undead Forsaken broke your wall?

Genn: More or less. Now I know that you and I haven't always gotten off on the right foot.

Varian: We asked you for help and you told us to quote "get stuffed".

Genn: Not exactly in those words, not exactly.

Varian: No. Exactly in those words.

Genn: Well, the words may've been there, but the meaning behind them is very nebulous.

Varian: What is your point, Genn?

Genn: Can we borrow about four hundred billion gold to rebuild the Greymane wall? And possibly buy some new cannons to shoot the remaining undead with? And also a bunch of top hats.

Varian: ...

[klaps_05]

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

pfapfahahahahahah, dear God, let the epicness continue!

[Chaotiz]

Anduin: Dad I am priest.
Varian: SON, NO. YOU NEED TO BE A WARRIOR. WE CAN DO HEROIC LEAPS AND SHIT. WATCH I'LL DEMONSTRATE. FIRST YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE STRADDLING THE CORPSE OF THRALL AND THEN YOU FLEX YOUR GROIN MUSCLES AND THRUST OUT YOUR PELVI-
Genn: /brofist
Varian: /chinpump
Tiron has joined the guild
Tirion: /brofist
Bolvar has left the guild.
Garrosh: Told you he was a bitch.

[Deleted]

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

:3 awesome

[Deleted]

*Genn arrives*

Varian: "Yo! Genn!"

Genn: "Wrynn."

Varian: "Now that you and the worgen belong to the Alliance. I'll be their true leader".

*Genn transforms into a gray worgen*

Genn: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

[Wysard]

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

Awesome. Best one in this thread yet.

[Romobama]

Wrynn: Hello there, how may I help dear citizen?

Graymane: My people have been infected by a curse, some have the curse under control and are A-okay, but the Undead have kind of taken over Gilneas and broke my Wall.... my wonderful wall *sheads a tear*

Wrynn: ummm...yeah... you might be looking for the 'other' Varian... Cursed you say? Please make sure your 100 feet away from anyone else as to not pass your sickness to 'MY' people...

Look, the Gnomes just had a huge fight with themselves to get their city back... I'm sure you can work it out.... oh wait, genn, your still too close, you need to go that way *points to the end of the long hallway to outside of the palace*

Greymane: sure, no problem *walks outside*

Wrynn: Shut the doors and cull the infected *Doors slam cutting greymane off*

Freaks

Greymane: WTF?

Guards: *kills Greymane*

>open the start of the Battle of Stormwind where all humans and Gnomes die<

THE END

[Mixon]

Varian: Listen Genn I "knowed" you as a child, before you grew up and got all hairy, im just into hair, I like my ... special friends, clean shaved. Oooorrrr....is that not what your here to talk about?

Genn: ....

[Cluck]

Varian: Glad you could make it, Greymane.
Greymane: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the king, but I'm still your superior as a Gilnean.
Varian: As if I could forget. Listen, Greymane, there's something about the curse you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Worgen.
Greymane: What?
Varian: This entire city must be purged.
Greymane: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Varian: Damn it, Greymane. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
Greymane: You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Varian: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Greymane: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Varian?
Varian: Have I? Lord Greymane, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your Gilneans from service.
Jaina: Varian, you can't just...
Varian: It is done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Greymane: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Varian.
Varian: Jaina?
Jaina: I'm sorry, Varian. I can't watch you do this.

[Varnarok]

Varian: Glad you could make it, Greymane.
Greymane: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the king, but I'm still your superior as a Gilnean.
Varian: As if I could forget. Listen, Greymane, there's something about the curse you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Worgen.
Greymane: What?
Varian: This entire city must be purged.
Greymane: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Varian: Damn it, Greymane. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
Greymane: You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Varian: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Greymane: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Varian?
Varian: Have I? Lord Greymane, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your Gilneans from service.
Jaina: Varian, you can't just...
Varian: It is done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Greymane: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Varian.
Varian: Jaina?
Jaina: I'm sorry, Varian. I can't watch you do this.

I lol'd.

[Romobama]

Varian: Glad you could make it, Greymane.
Greymane: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the king, but I'm still your superior as a Gilnean.
Varian: As if I could forget. Listen, Greymane, there's something about the curse you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Worgen.
Greymane: What?
Varian: This entire city must be purged.
Greymane: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Varian: Damn it, Greymane. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
Greymane: You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Varian: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Greymane: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Varian?
Varian: Have I? Lord Greymane, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your Gilneans from service.
Jaina: Varian, you can't just...
Varian: It is done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Greymane: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Varian.
Varian: Jaina?
Jaina: I'm sorry, Varian. I can't watch you do this.

LOL, I thought about doing something like that, but then I realized that I haven't done COS in over a month (damn HOL randoms) and forgot the exact lines,..

[Graden]

Varian: To find a new race to join the Allaince... The weight of such a burden, it must be mine, for there is no other...
Genn (Worgen form): VARIAN!You hold a grim destiny in your hands brother, but it is not your own...
Varian: Genn! By all that is holy...
Genn: The Worgen curse sealed my fate... the land of Gilnaes can no longer comfort me. Place the status of racial leader upon me, Varian. Forevermore... I shall be the leader of the sixth Alliance race!

Someone had to do it

ahahahahaha

[Jaikal]

-genn walks in-
genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-varian is wearing team edward shirt
genn: This isn't gonna work.

Epic!

[Mathaios]

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

Pure epicness.

/starwolftheme

[Ken_Silver]

Posting in Epic Thread.

My addition to the thread:

Genn Graymane walks into the Stormwind Throne Room, escorted by Stormwind Guards. Varian sits on his throne, smiling.

Genn: So you're the king? The guy in charge? I didn't vote for ya.

Varian: Clever. After all those years of giving your backside for the Alliance to kiss... here you are, slinking back...

Genn: Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but the fall of Gilneas was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future of the Alliance to some young, hot-headed schizophrenic emo? Ha Ha! Oh no, no, no, you are merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a stronger, more perfect Alliance! It has all led to this...and this time, you will not interfere!

[Deleted]

Posting in Epic Thread.

My addition to the thread:

Genn Graymane walks into the Stormwind Throne Room, escorted by Stormwind Guards. Varian sits on his throne, smiling.

Genn: So you're the king? The guy in charge? I didn't vote for ya.

Varian: Clever. After all those years of giving your backside for the Alliance to kiss... here you are, slinking back...

Genn: Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but the fall of Gilneas was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future of the Alliance to some young, hot-headed schizophrenic emo? Ha Ha! Oh no, no, no, you are merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a stronger, more perfect Alliance! It has all led to this...and this time, you will not interfere!

win :P

[Graden]

Posting in Epic Thread.

My addition to the thread:

Genn Graymane walks into the Stormwind Throne Room, escorted by Stormwind Guards. Varian sits on his throne, smiling.

Genn: So you're the king? The guy in charge? I didn't vote for ya.

Varian: Clever. After all those years of giving your backside for the Alliance to kiss... here you are, slinking back...

Genn: Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but the fall of Gilneas was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future of the Alliance to some young, hot-headed schizophrenic emo? Ha Ha! Oh no, no, no, you are merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a stronger, more perfect Alliance! It has all led to this...and this time, you will not interfere!

I lol'd

But this...

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

Pure EPIC win..

[Rarespecimen]

-Genn Walks in-
Genn: Heyyy man long time no...
-Varian is wearing Team Edward Shirt
Genn: This isn't gonna work.

^this

---------- Post added 2010-09-30 at 02:07 AM ----------

Varian: Glad you could make it, Greymane.
Greymane: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the king, but I'm still your superior as a Gilnean.
Varian: As if I could forget. Listen, Greymane, there's something about the curse you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Worgen.
Greymane: What?
Varian: This entire city must be purged.
Greymane: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Varian: Damn it, Greymane. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
Greymane: You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Varian: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Greymane: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Varian?
Varian: Have I? Lord Greymane, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your Gilneans from service.
Jaina: Varian, you can't just...
Varian: It is done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Greymane: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Varian.
Varian: Jaina?
Jaina: I'm sorry, Varian. I can't watch you do this.

LOL. its so stupid, thats why its funny.

---------- Post added 2010-09-30 at 02:11 AM ----------

Varian: Welcome to Stormwind Genn.
Genn:*looks around* Varian, what is that dog bowl with the initials G.G. doing next to you?
Varian:*pauses* Umm.. its for...you?
Genn:*sigh*

[pateuvasiliu]

Varian:Yo' Hot-Dog
Genn in worgen form:I see what you did there

Greymane: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the king, but I'm still your superior as a Gilnean.

epic.

[kolopotho]

*genn walks into stormwind*
genn: take me to the king of stormwind!
palace page: at once milord
*the page leads genn to varians council room*
*they hear the steady DOOF DOOF of music from behind the walls*
genn: what is this noise, palace boy?
*the page bows and leaves genn in front of the closed door*
*genn knocks and the door opens*
*varian is dancing on top of the table with his shirt off singing. a poster of garrosh on the wall, wine in hand*
varian: Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the woooooolf
genn: WTF