The Rhyme Game

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Make up rhymes! It can be about anything, not WoW-exclusive, but preferably WoW, since we're in the WoW General Discussions forum.

You can make rhymes about your class, about your race, faction, NPCs, other factions, everything.


One day I was passing through the Elwynn Forest
With my epic mount, I ain't being Modest
I saw a warrior with a set of Bold
I let him taste my Cone of Cold

He then went for a Mortal Strike
I Iceblocked and told him "Take a hike!"
The warrior was getting real pissed off
His e-peen was being diminished so he couldn't jerk off

In his fury, he did a Bladestorm
Then I said "No Shadowmourne!
His Bladestorm proved nothing for my Blink
It didn't allow him to do his thing

Frost Nova, Shatter Combo!
Eat my crits, homo!
He tried to get out of my Line of Sight
But that proved nothing to my Blinking Might

I shot a Frostolt just while he was going through the door
It hit him and I was like "Fail Moar!"
Later on, the warrior ressurected
He has now acknowledged that MY E-PEEN has erected!


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YOUR TURN, CREATURES OF THE URN!

[Scimitar]

If I can stop one tank from dying,
I shall not play in vain;
If I can dispell one guy's curse,
Or heal one pain,
Or help one fainting paladin
Unto his Inn again,
I shall not play in vain.

[DerpderpHAMMA]

i shall do a haiku

Pwn that Blood Elf dead
Gnomes are very good with sauce
Stupid DPS...

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If I can stop one tank from dying,
I shall not play in vain, and I'm not lying
If I can dispell one guy's curse, then I won't have to call a nurse
Or heal one pain, or help one fainting paladin
Bubblehearth to his Inn again,
I shall not play in vain.

Sounds better now in my ears, not like Britney Spears.

[Scimitar]

If you change a quote, please remove the "Scimitar said", because I didn't ^^

You're right though, it sounds better your way. I was just ripping off a poem by Dickinson.

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May this thread be revived, it's too epic do be denied.