Thread: A Warlock Poem

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    A Warlock Poem

    Full credit to Onibrak <Laughing Skull>

    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...78018284&sid=1

    Twas the night before WotLK, and all through the game
    Not a creature was stirring, or acting quite lame.
    Warlocks in the forums, talking about gear
    I had just settled down for a nice post on fear

    When out on the forums arose such a crying
    I clicked from my peace to see what insults were flying
    And what to my wondering eyes would appear
    But a QQ post titled "Warlocks and Fear"

    They ranted and cursed up and down the page
    A mindless QQ by a rogue, druid, or mage.
    I began to read, knowing as I got started
    That the OP of this post must be #*@!ing retarded

    On Skill coil! On Stamina! On Soul link and Drains
    The bad grammar and logic gave my tired mind pains.
    More rapid than epics these QQers they posted
    Thinking their jeers cause my class to be roasted

    But at the end of the day, we were still throwing Dots
    And the criers still crying posted more of their thoughts
    And the Warlocks continued to melt faces quite free
    So please stop the QQ and bend over for me.

    The stars sweep chill currents that make men shiver in the dark...

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    This is very old and who ever just changed a few things to make it seem more current. Its really from about 2006 and didn't start with "Twas the night before WotLK".

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