The dark knight scandal

[Wonderboy]

You cancel your subscription

You log onto the forums to complain. The shortcomings of blizzard must surely be recognised by all. You class was mutilated; blood as a tanking tree!? You post your complaint, filled with ravings of a time of purity..of epicness, the time of vanilla. The corrupt publisher has for too long neglected your class in favour of the Paladins. To your amazment, the hordes of players flame you. Why do they not hold you statements true? The lock came swift and true, a levitating skull named Zarhym sealing your fate; "Your post is not the sort of feedback we are looking for. Perhaps you should take a break!"

[Ashcow]

how to i recommend a thread to be locked?
cuz this thread really needs it soon. this guy is completely feeding the flame and he does not even care
this will wind up moved or locked sooner or later
also this does not need to be in cataclysm general as it has nothing to do with cataclysm

[mercutiouk]

This thread is now about cheesecake.

Personally I quite like straight American cheesecake.
Here's a reciepe:

PEANUT BUTTER CHEESECAKE

Madeline Escolas in Columbus, Ohio
(1st Prize, National Peanut Butter Festival Recipe Contest)

Crust:
• 1 1/4 cup graham cracker crumbs
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/2 stick butter

Peanut Butter Mixture:
• 1/2 cup peanut butter
• 2/3 cup powdered sugar
• 1/4 cup brown sugar

Cheese Filling:
• 2 8-oz. packages of cream cheese
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice
• 2 teaspoons vanilla
• 2 large eggs


Crust: mix graham cracker crumbs with sugar, add melted butter and press into 9-inch glass pie pan. Bake at 325° for 8 minutes.

Peanut butter mixture: using a fork, cut in powdered sugar with peanut butter until balls form. Cut in brown sugar. Pour over crust. Save 2 tablespoons for garnish.

Cheese filling: mix softened cream cheese with sugar, lemon juice, vanilla and eggs. Beat 5 minutes. Pour over peanut butter mixture and garnish with remaining peanut butter mixture. Bake at 350° until done (approximately 35 minutes). Cool 3 hours.

[atselmya]

And then the dark knight came back for cata.

[Mathaios]

Rp troll is rp trolling you.

[atselmya]

Rp troll is rp trolling you.

The dark knight is under attack by a troll

oddly all his armor is now missing. You must improvise

>search the area for usefull items

>fight with fist

>atempt to flee

[Neptune Sea]

better now ?

OMG AWWWWWWWWWWWWW /snuggles cute kitten


..ahem.

anyway, yeah i dont understand whats up with these threads.

[Supercrunchy]

The dark knight is under attack by a troll

oddly all his armor is now missing. You must improvise

>search the area for usefull items

>fight with fist

>atempt to flee

>none of the above for the troll is actually a mudkipz

[Araxie]

I... Uhhh... I don't get whats going on here. Am I suppose... to... Uhhh, what? Did I miss something?

[Vail]

I thought this was going to be something about Blizz copying BatMan.

[Beno113]

And then, Rhonin appeared, His glorious red locks were glowing with the beauty of the sun. The wind just gently brushed his hair aside, showing his dazzling natural colours

[Ink-Eyes]

This thread is now about cheesecake.

Personally I quite like straight American cheesecake.
Here's a reciepe:

PEANUT BUTTER CHEESECAKE

Madeline Escolas in Columbus, Ohio
(1st Prize, National Peanut Butter Festival Recipe Contest)

Crust:
• 1 1/4 cup graham cracker crumbs
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/2 stick butter

Peanut Butter Mixture:
• 1/2 cup peanut butter
• 2/3 cup powdered sugar
• 1/4 cup brown sugar

Cheese Filling:
• 2 8-oz. packages of cream cheese
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice
• 2 teaspoons vanilla
• 2 large eggs


Crust: mix graham cracker crumbs with sugar, add melted butter and press into 9-inch glass pie pan. Bake at 325° for 8 minutes.

Peanut butter mixture: using a fork, cut in powdered sugar with peanut butter until balls form. Cut in brown sugar. Pour over crust. Save 2 tablespoons for garnish.

Cheese filling: mix softened cream cheese with sugar, lemon juice, vanilla and eggs. Beat 5 minutes. Pour over peanut butter mixture and garnish with remaining peanut butter mixture. Bake at 350° until done (approximately 35 minutes). Cool 3 hours.

I agree with this guy lets talk about this glorious peanut butter cheesecake and all its gloriousness.

[Underskilled]

I swear, if the mod that closes this topic doesn't end it with some funny rp, I'll cry deeply.

[Ayirasi]

This thread is now about cheesecake.

But if you have cheesecake first, you'll spoil your appetite for:

The Super Special Awesome Ayi Surprise

Ingredients

* 2 lbs cleaned male Draenei face, fresh, cut into 1/4 inch rings, towel dried
* 1 1/2 cups unbleached all purpose flour
* 1 teaspoon ground cumin
* 2 teaspoons chili powder
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1/2 teaspoon paprika
* 1 teaspoon fresh coarse ground black pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 egg, lightly mixed
* 2 cups corn oil, more if needed
* 1 cup balsamic vinegar, reduced to a thick syrup

Directions

1. Heat balsamic till reduced to a syrup.
2. Set aside.
3. Combine the flour, cumin, chili powder, garlic powder, paprika, pepper and salt in a shallow bowl.
4. Heat the oil in a large skillet.
5. When it is very hot, dredge the male Draenei face in the flour mixture, shake off any excess then dip into egg then flour again and fry in the oil in batches until light-brown and crispy.
6. Drain on paper towels.
7. Season with salt.
8. Place on a platter and drizzle with balsamic syrup.
9. Serve with Remoulade Sauce


Ingredients

* 1 pint mayonnaise
* 1 cup ketchup
* 10 ounces Durkee's sauce
* 2 tablespoons wine vinegar
* 2 tablespoons Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
* 1/4 cup olive oil
* 1 cup creole mustard or Grey Poupon
* 2 teaspoons Louisiana Hot Sauce
* 1/2 cup prepared horseradish
* salt

Directions

1. Mix mayonnaise and Durkee's Famous Sauce.
2. Pour in olive oil gradually.
3. Beat as if you are beating male Draenei face.
4. Add creole or poupon mustard, beat some more.
5. Add horseradish, ketchup, wine vinegar, Lea & Perrins, and Louisiana Hot Sauce, beating after each ingredient.
6. Chill and serve with male Draenei face

[Elementium]

Then the fat man says "what makes you so different from us!?"

and the Dark Knight says "I'm not wearing hockey masks."

The End.

Keep RP on the RP forums.