Trade channel, funny moments

[iLive]

I went to Wowhead, and someone posted a thread where people began to share some funny moments inside trade channel. MMOC also deserves a post like this. So share any things you've seen written inside trade channel that made you laugh. :]

/quit and /gquit are on a boat. /quit falls off the boat. Who is still on the boat?


If the horse's name is Invincible, why can I see it?


[2. Trade] kan sum1 link jc?
[2. Trade] [Jesus Christ]


[2. Trade][Jewelcrafter]: Any1 want some jews cut b4 i log?

[vazar_da_priest]

Why do they call it an xbox 360? Cuz when you walk up to it you do a 360 and walk away

[GUN3R]

you mean 180...
360 would mean you just make a whole twirl and are facing the game console again...

[iLive]

0.o

[Macint]

you mean 180...
360 would mean you just make a whole twirl and are facing the game console again...

This

[Zabad]

you mean 180...
360 would mean you just make a whole twirl and are facing the game console again...

How DARE You Use Logic!!! 360 is the new 180.

[Shadock]

If the horse's name is Invincible, why can I see it?

Because Invincible means one that can't be beaten/killed
The word you/they were looking was "Invisible"

Im saying this, assuming that the joke is the sentence, not that wrong word is used.

If the funny thing is that wrong word is used, pardon me

[vazar_da_priest]

you mean 180...
360 would mean you just make a whole twirl and are facing the game console again...

no wei

[Deleted]

[2. Trade] kan sum1 link jc?
[2. Trade] [Jesus Christ]


[2. Trade][Jewelcrafter]: Any1 want some jews cut b4 i log?

I actually didnt know these and they are pretty solid compared to some low Chuck Noris shit or xbox jokes.

[Vanyshh]

Because Invincible means one that can't be beaten/killed
The word you/they were looking was "Invisible"

Im saying this, assuming that the joke is the sentence, not that wrong word is used.

If the funny thing is that wrong word is used, pardon me

its because the wrong word was used

[Nest]

Normal day at Ravencrest. They are so sensitive when I call them Danishlanders.

[Djheffer]

I had just hearthed and all i see in trade chat is:
[2. Trade] [Toye]: its the worst when you have to push the poop threw the small holes in the shower

[Brasko]

you mean 180...
360 would mean you just make a whole twirl and are facing the game console again...

I'm gonna take the bait and settle this once and for all. If you're reading this and you think the above correction is necessary, follow these simple instructions:

1. Stand up, facing your computer.
2. Spin 360 degrees. You should be, again, facing your computer.
3. Walk away from your computer.


Now, if you walked directly forward, clumsily ramming your computer desk with your crotch, no further explanation is needed as to why you think the correction is necessary - you are an idiot. If you walked away from your computer and had to return to continue reading this post, congratulations! You've developed basic comprehension skills.

[Aviztheman]

I had just hearthed and all i see in trade chat is:
[2. Trade] [Toye]: its the worst when you have to push the poop threw the small holes in the shower

lol your picture goes perfect with what you saw.

[Frost0wnz]

6 - 6 * 6 = -30

shit gets people all the time. Every one is like no retard its zero........
guaranteed to work.

[Oajng]

I'm gonna take the bait and settle this once and for all. If you're reading this and you think the above correction is necessary, follow these simple instructions:

1. Stand up, facing your computer.
2. Spin 360 degrees. You should be, again, facing your computer.
3. Walk away from your computer.


Now, if you walked directly forward, clumsily ramming your computer desk with your crotch, no further explanation is needed as to why you think the correction is necessary - you are an idiot. If you walked away from your computer and had to return to continue reading this post, congratulations! You've developed basic comprehension skills.

Sadly, the person who could do this is now dead

[Brasko]

If the funny thing is that wrong word is used, pardon me

The "joke" is indeed that the wrong word is being used.

[Spartanoble]

{Trade - RandomQQguy} - Stop Moaning Here GM's never read this.
{ Trade - GM} - Orly?

[Nymphys]

Because Invincible means one that can't be beaten/killed
The word you/they were looking was "Invisible"

Im saying this, assuming that the joke is the sentence, not that wrong word is used.

If the funny thing is that wrong word is used, pardon me

See, the Invicible quote is a troll - a commonly used one. And you just fell into the same trap that /trade does.

---------- Post added 2010-10-07 at 09:22 PM ----------

6 - 6 * 6 = -30

shit gets people all the time. Every one is like no retard its zero........
guaranteed to work.

I often throw out "What's 5+3*2" and then watch trade argue over 11 and 16.

(Correct answer is 11, for anyone who doesn't understand order of operations)

[Nest]

Inb4 this thread get's flooded with pictures from WoWBash.com