Dear Blizzard.

[Pullup]

Dear Blizzard, I emailed but you still not replyin
I left my cell, my facebook, and my email at the bottom
I sent two faxes back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem at the customer service or something
Sometimes I copy paste addresses too sloppy when I send em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your new expantion?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a Goblin, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about the pvp problems too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some gladiator who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the authenticator that prevents scam.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Mages too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

[pickley]

Dear Blizzard, I emailed but you still not replyin
I left my cell, my facebook, and my email at the bottom
I sent two faxes back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem at the customer service or something
Sometimes I copy paste addresses too sloppy when I send em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your new expantion?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a Goblin, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about the pvp problems too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some gladiator who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the authenticator that prevents scam.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Mages too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Thats your problem, you Emailed, you should have phoned them up.

[Deleted]

Thats your problem, you Emailed, you should have phoned them up.

LMAO True

[Amgyn]

ill give it a 5/10

[morlem]

dear pullup
try and post this in the official forums so this thread can have relevance.

[doibhinn]

dear pullup
try and post this in the official forums so this thread can have relevance.

This is an eminem song he reworded to make sense.

@op well done =)

[Drmorte]

Funny!

Almost as funny as the guy who took if as a real email to Blizzard. Win!