I wish, I one day can... reach the Nerd status.
One can dream, right?
What's better than being the guy that just knows everything that many people are clueless about?
Nothing!
What's better than being acknowledged as an intellectual person, and not being one of the 'cool kids' that as trends come and go, they are swayed as the brainless masses they are?
Nothing!'
What's better than outsmarting a showoff 'cool kid', making him bite the dirt, as your words crush both his heart and his temper, then getting beat up, and then stealing his girlfriend as she's caring and she's mad at the bad attitude of the 'cool kid'.
NOTHING!
Being a Nerd, is great.
I will become the best Nerd ever!
Thats my Nerd-do, my Nerd way!