Hate message ragers and kiddi trolls are nothing new to me since playing wotlk, but what happened today was well... pretty damn epic considering the circumstances.
After trying to pvp lvl on a horde and alliance character, combined of maybe 18 BGs and having lost every single one of them somehow, I decided to itch my bordom scratch before logging off and went on my lvl80 main to do one 5man random since nothing was happening as usual on the server.
Immediately getting in, a boomkin dps notifys us that he's going afk for just a second and that he has his guild mate on follow(also a boomkin). After getting through the entire instance and now engaging the last boss, it seems that the "justasec" boomkin never intended to come back, and instead have his guildi auto follow while we carry him whom we also are unable to vote kick because of his friend being in on this. So now engaging the boss, I congratulate them on their scheme, to which the non-afk boomkin replys, "Why are you complaining" "stfu and heal" to which I had responded "Because I have every reason to" to which he replied "wow lol u fail you fucking retarded bitch". Needless to say, I ended up dropping group then and there, not in hopes of wiping them (blood tanks dont need heals for content they can solo), only because the daily wasnt even worth supporting such players.
Couple guildies asked for a heal bot for Call to Arms AB before I left, so I said Id do one. The about 2min into it is when I started recieving pm's from a lvl1troll with a name identical to mine with the exception of a accented letter.
**WARNING** The following is a small amount of the conversation held with a very very angry player of WoW and language might not be suitable for everyone using these forums. Note: lvl1 server alt being the same person as the non-afk boomkin from earlier.
MadKid: "Way to fail you fucking retard, if you think leaving in the middle of a boss fight makes you a good healer your wrong, you need to stfu and do your job in dungeons instead of bitching like you did. L2play, dipshit"
Me: (waiting a few seconds for more while heal-tanking 7 alliance)... u mad?
MadKid: "Lol nopeumad""did you think leaing would wipe us""no""you fail, unlike you I know how to play"
Me: Why are you upset bro?
MadKid: "obiously you are they mad one cause you dropped group so that make you mad one""and wow faggot, are u like 12?""of course you cant think of anything else""Way to fail at the easiest game in the world"
Me: ...but why are you mad?
**He then proceeds to spam walls of text at me for about 4minutes straight while Im parachuting from a successful LM defensive to go save peoples asses at BS. Upon finishing he then notifys me he's done he responds with "later dipshit" and waiting a few more seconds for him to continue I once again asked him, "I just want to know why you are upset though" which in turn sent him into a more rageful rage**
MadKid: "Dude thats seriously the only thing you can say""which proves my point on how bad you fail"
Me: k, but why u mad?
MadKid: "I'm not mad dumbass!!!!!!!"
Me: why u lying?
MadKid: "just cuz you say"umad" doesnt mean Im mad"'just shows how fucking failirl""I knew peple from (REALM) were fucking stupid but u set a new standards"
Me: But I'm just asking for you to calm the immense ragegasm for your own well-being, please dont bring other (REALM)ians into this... they've done nothing to make you so upset"
**Cutting out another ~4-5min chunk of him ranting endlessly while Im trying to keep this stupid mage in pve gear alive while he just sits there tanking a arms war**
MadKid: "See? you prove my point more and more, and if you want to troll someone you have to say the when they are actually mad."
Me: But you are clearly very upset. That's discrimination; just because I'm a troll, it doesnt mean I'm trolling.
MadKid: "That is trolling dipshit, again L2play"
Me: I'm simply asking someone that makes lvl1 server alts of a simular name to exsisting characters to spam harrass them for 20min with endless nonsense why he's so damn upset" "which leads me to my next question...""whyumad?"
MadKid: "DUDE!! FUCK YOUR THE REASON........(Insert long rage rant here)"
Me: DUDE! It's "you're", fixed that for you bro. Seriously though, why are you so upset?
Madkid: "SEE!! FUCK OVER AND OVER YOUR SERIOUSLY THE STUPIDIST PERSON IVE EVER TALKED TO ON WoW!!!"
MadKid: **Insert plenty of swearing and verbal bashing here**
Me: Impossible, I only respond to pathetic children with anger issues and/or 45yo basement dwellers with a "pet" sheep that hide behind monitors. I don't hold conversations, therefore your logic is void.
Madkid: "Whatever dude keep saying "whyumade" cuz it isnt going to make me mad just shows how retarded people can be. I cant even make fun of you cuz u doing it for me"
Me: whyumad* fixed. Seriously though, it's only because they rapin' eveerbody in here and I don't want you to be snatched out yo' windows.
MadKid: "**Rant**. I'm sorry though, it may have been rude for me to spam your chat, come one though."
Me: No! Don't be. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share with you why you're clearly still so mad.
MadKid: "Omfg dude your so fucking retarded, keep saying "uaremad" like a faggot"
Me: What would you prefer then? "whyuupsetbro?" Not as catchy and doesnt have quite the same effect as "u mad?" does on angry internet peeps.
MadKid: "SSO my last statement shall be, why are YOU mad!! Laters fucking faggot"
Me: I really want to be friends. Can't we just work this out?
** No one named (name) is currently online **
Anyways, that was my storytime for the day. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone by posting this up, just thought I'd share for your entertainment and maybe even chuckle at a fine example of the many classy players we play with in this world of warcraft. Lesson learned: never feed a troll, but always feed the haters ftw. Anyone else have a fun story to share for the lolz?