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    Question Funny WoW Jokes?

    Let's hear em'. Anybody know some good WoW jokes for a casual chuckle?

    I saw one in somebody's sig a few min ago: '"A worgen walks into a bar. The bartender says,' why the long face?'" kinda lame, but it got a snicker outta me

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    Stood in the Fire rethea's Avatar
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    Here's one that always makes me smile, even though I've mained lock since pre-BC.
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.

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    Q:What do you call 30 paladins in Wintergrasp Lake?

    A: A Bubble Bath.

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    What musician do you find in ICC? The Arthas formally known as prince!
    I'll be adding more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rethea View Post
    Here's one that always makes me smile, even though I've mained lock since pre-BC.
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
    You sir, made my morning.

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    Worgain... the curse that helps to prevent and reverse hair loss.
    Last edited by Mijen; 2010-11-22 at 05:50 AM.
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    these are actually really good so far haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by undethknight View Post
    What musician do you find in ICC? The Arthas formally known as prince!
    I'll be adding more.
    Ugh.....
    That was so cringeworthy.

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    I am Murloc! Irony's Avatar
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    How many rogues does it take to kill a Pally?
    Two, one to make him bubblehearth, and one to wait in the Inn.

    You can tell WoW changed the MMO for good when players started complaining about the amount of time they sink, into a time sink.

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    How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Two.
    One to hold the ladder, another to uphold the light.

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    Yogg-Saron questions your age - He wonders how uld you are.

    You ask for more? Then come, traveler, to the Whispering Deep, where only the mad walk.
    Raid Idea: The Whispering Deep and Ny'alotha

    Quote Originally Posted by Ihnasir View Post
    Umbra - you are a god.

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    In Soviet Cataclysm, Gamon kills you!

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    I got this joke from a GM..meh..

    What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field?
    Football!

    ---------- Post added 2010-11-21 at 10:59 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Umbra View Post
    Yogg-Saron questions your age - He wonders how uld you are.
    10/10.
    Quote Originally Posted by xannax2780 View Post
    It's called balancing.
    Maybe you should try balancing the large cup of QQ in your left hand with a big mug of STFU in your right.
    Just sayn'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbra View Post
    Yogg-Saron questions your age - He wonders how uld you are.
    I lol'd

    Quote Originally Posted by Irony View Post
    How many rogues does it take to kill a Pally?
    Two, one to make him bubblehearth, and one to wait in the Inn.
    This one too

    EDIT:

    Quote Originally Posted by Teippi View Post
    In Soviet Cataclysm, Gamon kills you!
    This one takes all.

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    It's so stupid, when I'm on my lock sometimes I try to cast drain life on people but on the nolifers it just returns the message "Invalid Command: Target has no life".

    What do you call 5 druids in a pool of water? A HoT tub!

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    Tons of jokes at Wowbash.com. My favorite has already been said.

    Quote Originally Posted by rethea View Post
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.

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    What's the difference between a paladin and a chicken?

    None, they both go BoK, BoK, BoK

    kinda lame but meh

    EDIT: Why do hardcore raiders smell pretty bad?
    Because they never wipe!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rethea View Post
    Here's one that always makes me smile, even though I've mained lock since pre-BC.
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
    While playing my lock I asked a GM to tell me a joke when they ask "Is there anything else I could do for you?" and he told me this. :P Wish I could remember the others ones they've told me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rethea View Post
    Here's one that always makes me smile, even though I've mained lock since pre-BC.
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
    lol took me 5 mins to get that but it made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbra View Post
    Yogg-Saron questions your age - He wonders how uld you are.
    Fucking LUL!

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