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    I have tamed the HORRIFYING beast!

    I have tamed the most horrifying beast alive in the World of Warcraft!

    His name is now Squirt, BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. He will eat your soul, given the chance.

    LET ME TELL YOU MY TAMING ADVENTURES WHILE TRYING TO FIND SQUIRT (Slightly overexaggerated)

    SO THERE I WAS IN THOUSAND NEEDLES. Since the Shattering, which was yesterday (lol suddenly 3 years in the future) the place has been entirely flooded! Grimtotem are attacking the Tauren left and right! I HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH A MASS OF THEM. IT WAS TOUGH. SMACKING THEM WITH MY STAFF AND ONE SHOTTING THEM IS HARD WORK.
    But yes. After I slaughtered them, I hopped on my bike and went out to find the terrifying beast! I could hear a flock of them above me, SCREECHING.. The sound, oh the sound!
    Just as I was about to jump over the corner, one of them flew down with a screech and tried to take out my eyes! The only way to avoid the beast's menacing claws was to fall in the water.
    Damn bike was heavy, so I began to sink! Yet even in the water, the beast came! He clawed and screeched and stared into my soul, it was horrifying!
    Finally I just got pissed and frost-trapped the fucker and tamed his ass.

    BUT IT WAS A HORRIFYING TAMING.

    And now, NOW! The terrible creature answers only to me! Stare at it long enough and maybe.. Just maybe.. HE WILL DO A HORRIFYING FLIP-TRICK FOR YOU!


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    Must. Have.

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    How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?

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    Thanks to Threign for the awesome sig

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    oh god that is one hot biwd!
    "You can't call yourself a seasoned adventurer until you've spent some time killing rats! Haw!"

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    NO! I AM THE SEAGULL WHISPERER!
    Mine.

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    Time waits for no one.
    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiglo View Post
    How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?
    Very carefully, sir. Very carefully.

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    nice job but i think your hunter's name says everything..
    looks pretty much like a low-polygon critter to me though, won't tame it on my hunter..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bone123 View Post
    YES, IT IS TERRIFYING!
    It's little beady eyes stare into your souuuuul :l

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    I fail to find the source for the hype.

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    I find you very amusing.
    Well done, sire, a cunning Seagull you are indeed.

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    it is actually very high polygon, just his picture must have uploaded weird onto the interwebz. i tamed one yesterday in the middle of the shimmering flats (oh the horrors he inflicted) but now his name is robertson. if you look closely at the wings when you are looking from behind they have a tinge of a reddish Grey on them. looks really cool


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    I came in here thinking that you tamed Theradras.
    But I wasn't dissapointed D:

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    Very entertaining thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Grokan View Post
    Yelling at the leaky gas tank is much less effective than patching it up.

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    That made me recoil in real life. Evil Gulls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashcow View Post
    it is actually very high polygon, just his picture must have uploaded weird onto the interwebz. i tamed one yesterday in the middle of the shimmering flats (oh the horrors he inflicted) but now his name is robertson. if you look closely at the wings when you are looking from behind they have a tinge of a reddish Grey on them. looks really cool
    Alas, my video card is made of Squirt's droppings and do not allow me to play on max settings.
    SO YOU MUST SUFFER SQUIRT'S WRATH.. IN LOW REZ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timerthy View Post
    I find you very amusing.
    Well done, sire, a cunning Seagull you are indeed.
    *Bow*

    Quote Originally Posted by Dundebuns View Post
    That made me recoil in real life. Evil Gulls...
    Yes, someone else who understands the horrors!

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    omg, that is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiglo View Post
    How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?
    Oh god, coke went flying all over the keyboard.

    I lol'd, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiglo View Post
    How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?
    I wish I could 'like' your quote.

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