I have tamed the most horrifying beast alive in the World of Warcraft!
His name is now Squirt, BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. He will eat your soul, given the chance.
LET ME TELL YOU MY TAMING ADVENTURES WHILE TRYING TO FIND SQUIRT (Slightly overexaggerated)
SO THERE I WAS IN THOUSAND NEEDLES. Since the Shattering, which was yesterday (lol suddenly 3 years in the future) the place has been entirely flooded! Grimtotem are attacking the Tauren left and right! I HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH A MASS OF THEM. IT WAS TOUGH. SMACKING THEM WITH MY STAFF AND ONE SHOTTING THEM IS HARD WORK.
But yes. After I slaughtered them, I hopped on my bike and went out to find the terrifying beast! I could hear a flock of them above me, SCREECHING.. The sound, oh the sound!
Just as I was about to jump over the corner, one of them flew down with a screech and tried to take out my eyes! The only way to avoid the beast's menacing claws was to fall in the water.
Damn bike was heavy, so I began to sink! Yet even in the water, the beast came! He clawed and screeched and stared into my soul, it was horrifying!
Finally I just got pissed and frost-trapped the fucker and tamed his ass.
BUT IT WAS A HORRIFYING TAMING.
And now, NOW! The terrible creature answers only to me! Stare at it long enough and maybe.. Just maybe.. HE WILL DO A HORRIFYING FLIP-TRICK FOR YOU!