"Instant Instance"

[Kikitiki]

A song I wrote for my low-gear resto shaman friend. <3 A parody of "Bad Romance."
View its original form on this site: https://sites.google.com/site/dumbbu...stant-instance

Oh, want a heroic instance
Oh, just one heroic instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance
I want your dodge chance
I want your parry
'Cause I'll get an instance
As long as you group with me
I want your tank
Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank
Don't want no drama,
Just wanna get rep
Some justice points, you know
I gotta have them
I want your tank
Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank
(Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank)
You know that I'll heal ya
And you know that I'll buff ya
I want your tank, your death knight tank
I want your blood boil
Your runes and blood presence
You and me we could instant instance
I want your threat and
To earth shield your metal pants
You and me we could instant instance
Oh, let's queue for instant instance
Oh, always get instant instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance
That tank's a horror
Doesn't know consecrate
Just join my group
You know that we'll do just great
I want your tank
Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank
This tank is psycho
Saves up all his rage
What's he waiting for?
For me to Bloodrage?
I want your tank
Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank
(Tank, tank, tank
I want your tank)
You know you're a leet tank
And you know that I heal tanks
('Cause I'm a resto sham, baby)
I want it bad, your death knight tank
I want your blood boil
Your runes and blood presence
You and me we could instant instance
I want your threat and
To earth shield your metal pants
You and me we could instant instance
Oh, this is a good instance
Oh, didn't have to wait for instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance
Heal, heal, chain heal, baby
Earth shield, totems, bloodlust? Maybe
Heal, heal, chain heal, baby
Earth shield, totems, bloodlust? Try me
Heal, heal, chain heal, baby
Earth shield, totems, bloodlust? Waiting
Heal, heal, dispel, baby
Earth shield, totems, bloodlust? Go all out, baby
I want your tank
And I want your defense
I want your tank
Can I add you to friends?
Lok'tar ogar
No worries about death
Lok'tar ogar
Let me add you to friends (oh)
I'll just add you to friends (want some instant instance)
Won't you add me to friends? (oh)
Want your death knight tank (get some instant instance)
Want your death knight tank
I want your blood boil
Your runes and blood presence
You and me we could instant instance
I want your threat and
I'll earth shield your metal pants
You and me we could instant instance
Oh
(Want your instant instance)
Got your instant instance
(Want your instant instance)
Oh
(Want your instant instance)
Got your instant instance
Ra ra ra-a-a-ah
Rando-ra-da-da-a
Instance ooh la la-ah
Wantcha instant instance

[Glokkpod]

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What the...?

[Rageissues]

The effort is commendable.

[Deleted]

I lol'd :P Bumping for fellow parody writer ^^

[Deleted]

uhm ?

[Promethax]

It's, ummmmmm..... well......... aren't parodies supposed to be ummmmm.....


...funny?

*a voice in the background quietly says "ooh, dats mean"