Musical Ode to Cataclysm

[Rendon]

Inspired by the (too) quickly locked troll post, "The Day That Deathwing Came"

A long long time ago
I can still remember
With Arthas dead everything was quiet
And I thought if I had my chance
I could earn some cool 'chievements
And the drake mount - i could finally buy it.

But 4.0.* made me shiver
they even took out Hunter's quivers
Bad news in the patch notes
No portals now - just friggen boats

I will admit that I was lame
Missed the shattering for the football game
Cairne was poisoned, Tauren were shamed
The Day That Deathwing Came.

So bye-bye keyboard turning guy
We need CC so we
don't outpull and die.
Them good old boys who try to make newbies cry
saying /2 how do azeroth fly?!?!
/2 how do the azerth fly

Did you write the sticky post
tellin wrathers what they need the most
to make it through the cataclysm?
Are you goin for the server first?
Hyjal or Vashjir? Don't die of thirst!
Maybe you should enjoy leveling real slow.

Well I know you're not enchanted or gemmed
You glyphs all sucked and your gear is farmed
But you can join our guild
Xp can come from the unskilled

I'm a fast questing mass puller
with caffine pills and a beer cooler
got my own pocket healer
The Day That Deathwing Came

So bye-bye keyboard turning guy
We need CC so we
don't outpull and die.
Them good old boys who try to make newbies cry
saying /2 how do azeroth fly?!?!
/2 how do the azerth fly

Now for ten months we've been in a rut
Who's strong in arcane, not open and shut
but that's not how it used to be
Garrosh and Wrynn got in a fight
fanboys arguing who was right
and it doesn't make a difference to me.

Oh, and while thrall was in nagrand
Bronzebeard was transmuted - just fit for a stand
Red Shirt Guy was concerned
Gnomeregan's being returned!
And as totalbiscut read a book on Goldrinn
Stormrage came back to defend
and a dragon landed on stormwind
The Day that Deathwing Came



Edit - Out of juice for now, could use suggestions for more verses. I tried to preserve the original rhyme structure as much as I could. Any tips on improving rhymes/meter/ect would be appreciated. I might try to add some more later