Spiderman Homecoming: 0/10
Watched 10 minutes of it and exited it out.
Spiderman Homecoming: 0/10
Watched 10 minutes of it and exited it out.
"You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation."
Nice Guys - 8/10 WE NEED SECOND PART
That's fine. You can like what you like obviously. You are definitely the first person I've heard call that movie a masterpiece. Part of me thinks you might be trolling but different strokes for different folks I guess.
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Transpecos (2016) - 7/10
Nothing exciting about this movie. A simple story of some border patrol guards that run into a bit of trouble. Decent acting. Decent story. Held my attention the whole way through. I might be thinking better of it than I should because I wasn't expecting much going in.
Cinema: Fantasic Beasts and Where to Find Them: 7/10, it wasn't anything special but it had its moments.
Other New/First time viewing: Underworld: Blood Wars 5/10. A typical Underworld movie really; high on combat and gore, low on story.
Speciation Is Gradual
Don't you think the movie plays on your emotions and you spend half the movie watching the life of a powerless power ranger.
I thought it was so amazing and spectacular.
Maybe on a second watch because at first u dont pay much attention to details of "boring" life of the rangers.
Wonder Woman: 9/10. The first part of the movie, when they're still on the island, would have been an amazing move in and of itself. The Nazi part was pure cheese, though.
Alien Covenant: 7/10
Ever since Prometheus came out, I was excited for the follow up and to see if Elizabeth Shaw and David ever found the planet of the Engineers.
Sadly this new movie doesn't explore much said planet, and to my surprise Shaw is dead, killed by David prior to this movie, in an attempt from the cyborg to create a new bread of aliens. At least the scene where we see Shaws/David's ship aproaching the new planet and him unleashing the new aliean bread on the engineers was pretty cool.
I was expecting more from this movie, but it's still enjoyable to watch. The ending is a good cliffhanger.
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The first part was really good in my opinion. We need more movies of women doing badass shit.
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Or WWI, whatever. The movie honestly wasn't clear in that regard.
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Yeah, exactly.
*shrugs* WWI seemed pretty clear to me.
I think it's the prevalence of WWII films and documentaries and such in the media that make it so whenever a period piece is made and someone hears a German accent s/he immediately associates it with "Nazi."
Saw Transformers: #5 Whatever The Fuck It's Titled in movie theater on July 4th. It was absolute garbage, and literally a waste of time. It's not even content worth consuming. Not even passively consuming while you're doing something else.
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Personal opinion:
Yeah I know, you want to say "yeah retard it's Transformers. What did you expect, something good?" I was expecting to give it a 3/10 because it's a huge blockbuster that is just meant to be some mindless entertainment that looks good.
And honestly, I said it like twenty times now but...I just wanted to see some cool colorful CGI robots. Is that too much to ask? But noooooooooooooooo. There's legitimately 12 seconds of cool robot action in the whole movie, and it's shown in the trailer. 12 seconds. No joke.
And guess what? (Sorta spoiler for expectation purposes but not a major plot spoiler) The previews started at 9:45. Movie probably started at 10:04. Optimus Prime doesn't even show up until 11:51. He takes over 1 hour and 45 minutes to actually makes his appearance, and even then it's purely retarded and not even cool fighting.
I've never felt so scammed in my life. It's not even about my rating system and the quality of the movie, it's that I didn't get what I paid to see. I want my money back. I actually do want my money back and looked into getting a refund, but it's not possible zzz.
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"Rating" comments:
Movie is bad. The story is all over the place: there's a 13 year old girl who gets all the dramatic "I need family, I'm not losing anyone else!" scenes while the camera focuses on her crying face that just doesn't work. The majority of the movie's focus is on Mark Walberg. Not robots. Mark Walberg and his love life. You'd think this was a romantic comedy movie with what actually ends up on the screen. Oh but don't worry, there's still some time for some government bullshit on the side where they try to "help the situation" from a worthless perspective instead of the main cast.
I know I complained about GotG2 cuts, but literally every 5-15 seconds, during peace of action, the scene switches to someone else. And it ends up being garbage because the "tone" of the scenes are different. One scene is supposed to be funny, one is supposed to be romantic, one is supposed to be dramatic/sad, one is supposed to be "omg that thing got blown up look how cool it is EXPLOSIONS@@".
Honestly, 45 minutes of the movie could be edited it. Literally 45 minutes of raw "this exploded" or "look at this quick cut to a car driving" or other shit that adds nothing to movie. Can you imagine that? Do you know how long 45 minutes is?
Action was, as my personal opinion states, a complete letdown. Plot is absolutely retarded if you can even call it a plot. It's like half "Slice of Life" and half "Action/Woah Aliens are crazy yo".
I would personally give it -1/10, which means I would actively go out of my way to not watch it.
"Non-biased" I give it a 0/10, which is almost unthinkable for a movie with a $200 million budget. It has so many deficiencies that the score can't go above zero. This """movie""" is trash.