3 parts orange juice
2 parts grapefruit juice
3 parts Plymouth gin (or Hendrick's if you don't like the bite of Plymouth)
4 splashes lime juice
1 hefty splash St-Germain elderberry liqueur
Shake in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Join raid/dungeon. Ride of the Valkyries (the real clip from the opera, not some standalone BS) or Night on Bald Mountain playing in the background.
Do not settle for anything less.