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  1. #21
    Bloodsail Admiral Torne's Avatar
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    Sap irl.
    doesn´t even have DR!
    plus, it doesn´t break on "damage"...

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    I used to use
    Quote Originally Posted by thepreacher View Post
    I don't play on her days off from work. /shrug

    Other than that, she doesn't care what I do.
    Until I figured this out

    Quote Originally Posted by Hexisle View Post
    I got my wife addicted to console RPG games, now she plays final fantasy while i play wow
    Only i used Zelda for the Wii

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    Best way to avoid wife aggro?

    Limit your playtime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arcon View Post
    inb4 some stupid sexist remarks
    Too late, I already told em to smackabitch.

    Elysia's epic sig skillz

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    Stop playing, quit WoW, resume happy, healthy sex life with wife.

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    I only play when my kid'o already sleeps and I'm staying awake for a little bit longer than my wife. We even bought a babyphone :S

    Takes time to get "of the horde" and "Battlemaster" under this circumstances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingmoney View Post
    Too late, I already told em to smackabitch.
    Hence my edit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethrezen View Post
    Stop playing, quit WoW, resume happy, healthy sex life with wife.
    Don't you know the meaning of life?

    Get born.
    Play WoW.
    Snort crack.
    Fuck bitches.
    Die.

    Elysia's epic sig skillz

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingmoney View Post
    Don't you know the meaning of life?

    Get born.
    Play WoW.
    Snort crack.
    Fuck bitches.
    Get paid.
    Die.
    Added one for ya

  10. #30
    Find the Leet family..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c

    PS. If you're a WoW player, and haven't seen this (N00b Boyfriend) yet, you owe it to yourself.
    Last edited by Janaa; 2010-12-04 at 08:49 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by DSRilk
    The true measure of a person is how they act when they know they won't get caught.

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    If this is a genuine concern for you, seek counselling, not WoW forums.
    I am being sincere here. If you are pitting a game against your lawfully wedded spouse, you need help. There is plenty of joy to be had in Warcraft, but it simply doesn't compare to the joys found in love.

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    buy her chocolates, and if the effect reaches it end... buy her more chocolates!

  13. #33
    Just treat her like you do Omen: Ignore the bitch, no matter how loud she screams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glnger View Post
    accuse her of sleeping with a neighbor.
    worse case: you'll sleep on the couch and get an uninterrupted wow-a-thon
    best case: she really was sleeping with the neighbor and confesses which leads back around to the uninterrupted wow-a-thon
    So much win.

    "You know your good when you feel the need to make fun of people in heroics, Tough guy."

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    I recruit a friend referred my girlfriend and got another 80 and a mount while getting her distracted by the game. Epic win!

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    Marry a fellow gamer!
    85 | 80 | 80 | 80 | 73

    Yes I'm a girl. No I don't want to cyber.

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Cayleypriest View Post
    Just treat her like you do Omen: Ignore the bitch, no matter how loud she screams.
    Oh my god this is the best advice I've ever heard. Made me laugh.
    twitch.tv/Dingolicious - Dota 2, D3: RoS, Hearthstone, Stonehearth streams most evenings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassis View Post
    If this is a genuine concern for you, seek counselling, not WoW forums.
    I am being sincere here. If you are pitting a game against your lawfully wedded spouse, you need help. There is plenty of joy to be had in Warcraft, but it simply doesn't compare to the joys found in love.
    You have to take into account unreasonable wives. I know two people in RL who play WoW and have this issue. One only gets a single evening to play a week most of the time, and his wife still bitches at him for playing. That's not his failing, that's her being unreasonable in my oppinion.

    Some women (and I'm sure guys too) don't like their partners doing something so self-absorbed as WoW, even if it's for a single night a week. The solution we came up with was to call it a "Boys night out", and to treat it as if we'd all gone down the pub or something :P
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  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by KpEMuKoBcu View Post
    Learn to PVP
    This exactly. There are so many noobs who are unaware of the benefits of losing LoS with their wife, can't seem to be able to interrupt, and cc.
    You need to be aggressive, set up a burst combo while she's silenced, and show her who's boss.

    Pwn hard.
    Last edited by Mercadi; 2010-12-04 at 08:55 AM.

  20. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Hexisle View Post
    I got my wife addicted to console RPG games, now she plays final fantasy while i play wow
    ^^ this, if she doesnt like RPG's show her farmtown on facebook (providing you have more than 1 PC)
    problem solved..

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