What is the most funny and or ridiculous question or answer you have ever heard to a trade chat?

Heres one I heard today, its from memory so it may not be word for word:

Some random guy in trade: where did the maelstrom come from?"

Troll: Deathwing dropped a ShamWoW into the ocean, its insane suction power began draining the ocean and punched a hole into deepholme the elemental plane of earth, causing giant tidal waves and destroying parts of Azeroth.

Same random guy: Whats a shamwow?