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    Unorthodox Super Powers

    Everyone's always been asked, "What super power would you choose if you could?"

    Nine times out of ten, people say 'invisibility' or 'flying' or 'invulnerability'.
    But where's the fun in such cliche, and boring super powers?

    So let me ask you, after having said that.
    What unusual super power would you choose if you could?

    Rules:
    No common super powers
    Keep it clean
    Nothing offensive
    The more creative, the better the read

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    Super abilities I need:

    Insta erection buff...
    Insta erection debuff...
    Battlemaster Skarab - Burning Blade (EU)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BattlemasterSkarab View Post
    Super abilities I need:

    Insta erection buff...
    Insta erection debuff...
    No need for debuff, just right click it.

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    Shapeshifting, all forms of life.
    Pretty much a mixed bag of usefulness.

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    Oh, if that's too common a superpower, then mine would be meat generation. Just make meat appear out of thin air. Free the world from hunger. Then when they have begun to completely rely on me as a source of food, take it away and ration my abilities and claim myself as the new world leader!
    Last edited by Nubling; 2010-12-08 at 09:10 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Whale Wars (Episode 5: The Uninimidatables)
    Steve Irwin is without power, and dead in the water.

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    Ability to mend anything broken back to its working state. Car broken down? *HUZZAAHHH* Tornado wiped out a city? *SHAZAM*!

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    The ability to regenerate cells like the Turritopsis jellyfish, and potentially live forever.
    specs

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    CM Hyper 212 cpu cooler
    GIGABYTE GA-P55A-UD3
    Nvidia GTX 460
    4GB DDR3 1600 ram
    CM Storm Scout case

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    i would want the power to wish myself anything
    Last edited by mmorpg; 2010-12-08 at 09:13 PM. Reason: correction

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    How about the power to move you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nubling View Post
    Shapeshifting, all forms of life.
    Pretty much a mixed bag of usefulness.

    ===

    Oh, if that's too common a superpower, then mine would be meat generation. Just make meat appear out of thin air. Free the world from hunger. Then when they have begun to completely rely on me as a source of food, take it away and ration my abilities and claim myself as the new world leader!
    I like both these. Shapeshifting is golden. And while meat generation is completely unorthodox and not that cool of a power... I like your motives

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    To be able to use 100% brain power.

    Who knows what would be possible...

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    Telekinesis, Cleaning up without getting my hands dirty :>
    Kami - Guild Wars 2 Elementalist - Desolation EU
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    Ability to level up and gain experience from everyday things. That way, once I ding level 100 after making a PBJ, I can shit talk some huge bouncer dude that will constantly miss his punches, and die from me pinching him.

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    turning people into mintberry crunch
    18 - 9 - 2012 Find the significance in this date, and you will also find the revitalization of the best game ever.

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    The ability to turn in/shapeshift into someone else.

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    Energy manipulation- all forms of energy.
    Cold? Increase the kinetic energy around you.
    Power outage so you can't play WoW? Send electromagnetic energy through the wires to start up your comp + router.

    On the flipside- you can kill someone without leaving a trace or rob a bank with ease.

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    I, personally, have given much thought to this one. My power would he to heal. Heal a hurt, heal a disease, heal an epedemic. I also would not like any power that differentiates me too much from the normal human. Healing, for example, is hard to 'balance' as a power, as too much, and you can even heal old age, so you become immortal, the worst of curses. Too little, and, well, you can figure that out.

    Over-all, healing would be my first choice if I was to only choose one.

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    Ability to create my own pocket universes, with their own laws of physics and basically be God there.
    That's why you need me.... Need someone to punish you for your sins.

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    The ability to poof thingys out of thin air.

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    The power to cook without having to clean up.
    I hate doing dishes. I hate it!
    To be married on January 21st, 2011.

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    I'd have the power of mint and berries, yet with a tasty satisfying crunch!

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