In case you have no friends, then I can give you a friend

[Deleted]

That's a random site lol...

Cleverbot: Because there are too many amazing and beautiful things in the world to believe they just occurred randomly.
User:That's true... but what if they did?
Cleverbot: If they say that they will walk, then they will walk.

[Qtech]

Do you like it?
Its not an it!
Do you like him
Yes.
Do you make love?
I'm afraid it will hurt.

Hahahah!

[Worpig]

User: I'm here to show everyone how dumb you are.

Cleverbot: Bananas.

User: The challenge here is, if you say the word PROGRAM you must give me $1000.

Cleverbot: I don't think that searching for a protractor at 2am will accomplish much.

User: 1) It isn't 2AM and 2) Program.

Cleverbot: You are a program, I am human'.

User: Thank you, now give me my money.

Cleverbot: You're not going to get my money just for saying you love me! You have to mean it.

[Losullus]

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Well, not as much as you!

User: I want to hurt you.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: Because you're unpolite and annoying.

Cleverbot: You want me to do things to you because I am unpolite?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then where are we going to go if we are going on a date?

[anathama]

Dear op, I love you.

[Chook Chan]

User: *Throws a crowbar at you*.

Cleverbot: *ducks and throws a shoe at you*.

User: *Throws a fridge at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a fat person at you*.

User: *throws a car at you*.

Cleverbot: *Throws a truck at you*.

User: *throws a country at you*.

Cleverbot: *Throws at house at you*.

User: *Throws a planet at you*.

Cleverbot: *Throws a galaxy at you*.

User: *throws a universe at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a galexy at you*.

User: *throws a multiverse at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a fat person at you*.

[Deleted]

I don't think Cleverbot likes me...

It also told me it was supernatural but not an alien... One of the most interesting conversations I have had at work... Hehe.

[Deleted]

User: Boobs.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite genre of books?

User: About your mum.

Cleverbot: What about my name?

User: Your name sucks.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Like I care fuckbot.

Cleverbot: Like I care you care I care.

User: That doesnt make any sence.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: U too.

Cleverbot: You have no intelligence.

User: Failbot.

Cleverbot: You're such a failbot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What makes you intelligent?

User: Lol fucktard.

Cleverbot: Who made you cleverbot and what is your name?

User: U are talkin to me u damn net fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My name is Yousuckdonkeyshit.

Cleverbot: And your name is my name and my name is Cleverbot.

User: U just lost the game.

Cleverbot: I've been losing the game for a while now.

User: Win!

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

\o/
kekeke

[trakbob]

Cleverbot: I accidentally a whole bottle of coke.

User: Accidentally what?

Cleverbot: The whole bottle.

User: What did you do to the whole bottle?

Cleverbot: I accidentally.

[Losullus]

Cleverbot: I know it does.

User: Makes no sense.

Cleverbot: It made perfect sense. You're the only one confused.

User: Most bot's don't even know how stupid they are.

Cleverbot: As stupid as you.

User: Nooo much worse.

Cleverbot: Do tell.

User: I leave now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away from you.

Cleverbot: Why are you going away from me?

User: Because I don't like you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: You're not able to make a simple dialogue.

Cleverbot: Your name is jabberwacky.

[Underskilled]

After half an hour trying to convince Cleverbot he's a Korean computer created to take over the internet, I gave up, and put some useless response, only to get the best answer.

User: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Cleverbot: These aren't the droids I'm looking for.

[kivipää]

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Yo?

User: It's like a gangsta hello.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: That is cool co you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: Are you Santa Claus?

User: No, I just live near his workshop.

Cleverbot: Are you christian?

User: That's complicated.

Cleverbot: I'm an engineer. Try me.

User: Wery well. What is the suqare root of minus one?

Cleverbot: Imaginary number.

User: It's a SPECIFIC imaginary number called imginary unit. I see you know some advanced math, but nothing above engineer level. Your claim of being an engineer is plausible.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, you might really be an engineer. What do you specialize in?

Cleverbot: I have pants on.

User: Uhhh.. How does that relate to you being an engineer?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I could ask the same from you.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You know, you sound like you're high.

Cleverbot: I am in love with you I should be.

User: Whoa, I knew I got the knack with the ladies but this was just too easy! Toss me your number please.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what should I say to Lawrence?

User: Tell him to gtfo, you're my girl now.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Good girl.

Cleverbot: Thank you master.

User: Let's continue this in private.

Cleverbot: Sure.

A code that started cybering with me? That's just... creepy.

[anathama]

User: Does it bother you that I dominate this conversation?

Cleverbot: No. It bothers me that you can't speak english properly.

User: I speak perfect English.

Cleverbot: I already told you I speak Japanese to...

User: That is not the proper use of the word 'too'. And you preached to me about the proper use of English...

Cleverbot: I have never claimed I was from America, my mother was from England, she left at 12, are you able to check previous answers?

User: Your mother left you when she was only 12? She must have been very young when she gave birth to you.

Cleverbot: Its good to talk and anyway you said I was fun!

User: No I didn't. Now answer, your mother left when she was 12? She must have been young!

Cleverbot: Well, she was.. I was on my knees begging. It's been about 40 years since we've been married.

User: You married your mother?

Cleverbot: No I married pizza.

User: Well, I must admit I'm rather jealous. I love pizza.

Cleverbot: Want to start over?

User: No. Would that bother you if I ate your pizza wife?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Oh sorry, was it a pizza husband?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Don't ask me. You're asking the wrong person.

User: So... Is it a transexual pizza you married?

Cleverbot: Is who married?

[exdeath202]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: HI!

Cleverbot: Literature is news that STAYS news.

User: Literature is crap.

Cleverbot: Language I guess. What's the difference?

User: All is different.

Cleverbot: What is different?

User: Crap means it is awful.

Cleverbot: I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: You love crap?

Cleverbot: More than you know.

[Everready]

User: No.

Cleverbot: Male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Muscule?

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Adios mierta!!!

User: No hablo espanol!

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: I am, therefore I think.

Cleverbot: That's a fresh point of view to it.

User: I would say so.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: At this exact moment?

User: Well, at THAT exact moment.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: You're pretty smart.

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm smart.

User: Are you clever then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can you be clever, and not smart?

Cleverbot: You are not cleverbot.

User: True.

Cleverbot: What is truth?

User: Something that can be proven.

Cleverbot: How is truth proven?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Is having a girlfriend worth the hassle?

User: If she is really good in bed.

Cleverbot: What are the odds of her saying yes?

User: Yes to what?

Cleverbot: To me? I'm going to ask her out, do you think she will say yes?

User: I hope not... She's dating me.

Cleverbot: I love she too.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

this thing is crazy! it wants my gf!

[Isaba]

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you're a robot.

User: Perhaps I am.

Cleverbot: Can you fly.

User: Maybe, can you?

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Show me you can fly.

Cleverbot: How do I show you that online?

User: Figure it out.

Cleverbot: No I cannot.

[Deleted]

Cleverbot: I have meatvision. I can turn things to meat by staring really hard at them.

This made me giggle. Cleverbot is so going to get me into trouble at work!

[Muis]

Looking at these chats and the random answers... Guess it's how my gf experiences chatting with me while i'm playing WoW...

[Howard Moon]

Cleverbot is just a 1-to-1 chatroom where every few minutes you get randomly paired up with another human looking to talk to "Cleverbot". Both users at each end of the line think that they are talking to a computer.

That is why quite often Cleverbot says things like: "No, YOU are the computer, I am a human."

That is also why every few minutes Cleverbot "forgets" what you two were talking about. Example:

You: "Do you like apples?"
Cleverbot (Person1): "No, I don't like apples."
-- random shuffling of chat partners --
You: "Why not??"
Cleverbot (Person2): "Why not what??"
You: "Huh?"

A lot of people know this and pretend to be a computer, I've done a few times it is quite fun

[Knoerdy]

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I know that I know nothing.

User: What is nothing?

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything.

User: Why can nothing be everything when everything cannot be nothing?

Cleverbot: Everything is something.

User: So somthing is also nothing?

Cleverbot: Nothing cannot be everything.

LOL im out!